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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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3 Z J0 K. I1 A; y4 u& r) g' Jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
" _" H1 N+ f* K+ D2 @8 ^5 D) iThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, K$ O& Q9 U" @0 k7 T; @/ x! L9 r$ LHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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. w6 r1 l# R& `6 R' LThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. $ Z! W0 J: T. J2 Q; z' \9 I0 o7 \
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 2 B+ s4 j9 V5 N1 S( ~3 m; q: ~! R
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
3 O$ m" a/ w9 a& t' j' HLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 i3 K# B: m) l
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. & M, Q }& X1 C& t
9 |8 K; p1 @+ @1 n. T( o, _9 S. A"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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8 z% x4 G9 g) Y0 l6 L8 \* S. m9 c, oShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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- R( ~ n* ?6 R o3 RMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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% J+ Q0 Z" S' U( l2 E" h' B, j"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 M/ N- X* k f6 Q
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ( X. z1 z8 x v+ r# m4 H
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. % z, e+ q5 a( W2 U8 J7 r, _* Z6 S
4 e7 G* h* f" z: H. ~* `' Z"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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