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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ' R6 e+ |3 J2 N, i+ V# `, N
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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6 F% m5 G6 i+ [, u+ L" qThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 m- C5 p* q1 g1 J( S7 Y
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
2 O" E! V' d% X3 M" s$ c) S6 FA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.   P* d5 W0 [9 {: \5 a) x
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"But it's not for me to question his story. . @7 d5 v- I0 T+ r( A' t! o0 t
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * J; B! u6 `% o9 o& I1 H: O
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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/ ]/ W6 L4 l- t- Q  FMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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2 q. F- z4 [2 o"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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. P6 y, }' S. J3 H4 h- q1 |, NHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 2 M( z9 u2 Y. F, H) X

9 t+ O, E! @! v$ Y% BA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 3 d/ n% t6 y% ]4 N  w

) Y- A* ]9 k) G8 ^- U1 h"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/& y( n7 g1 S! z, M% N% n% K
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God punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/) |% B. X; P) X
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God punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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