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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。/ H4 L6 M7 C6 r. V. p4 `/ P+ S
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece, h. j: o- k; J7 B9 e; A" V
! y% P4 \3 U. a3 n; C- b/ ~A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. & H8 C; d! @- s, }
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ( `/ U i2 U& L3 P
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ) n$ J, f2 l$ }# [
8 L8 f. K+ n$ L4 M2 JThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 6 v6 A k) m& ] p, `- O
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ) x8 b; l! R& F$ M4 A
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 8 q( r/ ^/ D5 G8 m$ _
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 0 @3 V0 n* f! {& p: p( F
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. $ e w6 r1 y1 M
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"But it's not for me to question his story. " h( d: p. U6 P
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 4 h2 h3 g1 I) J/ h0 R
: k; k! y; o/ i: J# Z; DShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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( `1 T+ J% C: z, X: r' H1 kMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 7 P* G M& q1 R6 u x: I
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. % Z( y8 W7 i. a$ i; b
% ]7 u- s6 S) o3 u2 b# p"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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# L6 ^. A* z* D0 v5 FHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. " z4 h+ |& x% N `6 P* h
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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