The Other Stall (ZT)

月亮山

Very funny.......
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  h( A4 m9 g& Y7 H3 m7 m3 n+ H# XNeeding to use the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
: J( F/ I2 A) d- I7 d" sI'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,
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6 Z2 B, `) y3 I  C  ^But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
: G" e0 h2 i# c4 |* i"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
+ F3 L+ U: l' M2 z# K. DWhat kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??
  o: {0 f/ |9 q" uAt this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

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Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

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+ @0 L9 q2 L9 _* }9 G$ _% SThen I hear the person say nervously...
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" I2 h8 p$ W* F& l& G* O"Listen, I'll have to call you back.   There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps

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Cell phones, don't you just love them!

annieyang

1# 月亮山
That's really funny.