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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew% `, R G: t* T# {$ q
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ y$ {* w7 Y7 P0 K' z5 Edecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he7 K! ~# j$ d* d2 y
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
. m: _9 u- `, x1 hif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,% s: S+ j, E7 S* {
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
5 u$ f0 `7 s1 V f3 H% j& Dexcept... ahhh... never mind."0 Z2 _) \5 c/ O' |: b' ?7 B: R
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"Except what?" the man asked.
1 W4 e( f; F4 V! S7 S' Z: Y7 n "Nothing, nothing."$ b0 c |3 ?5 w3 R* [
"C'mon, tell me!"0 t, I9 {0 A7 J! Y' q- E! P# [& T
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
1 o) b3 I; v3 L! N& S "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
! {& f7 g, l2 x( t# [4 ~8 l& ~ "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."9 P* V$ ?' P- ]5 N
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
4 ?3 ]; q/ g, s3 }carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very3 G/ T) f7 C6 L( h, M( X
ordinary-looking black dildo.% l9 N" N: c5 p( o6 ]1 d" O7 a# D
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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" g- {& R u. ~! ~& [- S/ L) K The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
% x% {( r- m M2 U& J$ y0 Iman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
. H6 r0 X6 T. B! S5 j* c- } VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started/ ^$ d$ O. F0 {
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack _5 H2 P! G4 f4 n
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,& J. D7 P+ a u( U$ v
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to! |! a& n( s5 S8 d+ B& W; J
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it3 ]6 |& U! F+ A! y7 V) x
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
) e1 U v2 F) a6 `1 eit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 3 n2 A* k0 v, X$ l% ]
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
( n8 W0 l( n/ E+ E7 O7 A5 ?/ wsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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1 m! i9 l. O! }( p After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
/ t# Z) F) r) T# H) t9 h8 C1 xthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she, ]! d" }# B# [2 j, h
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
8 a$ x1 H5 z& A# _8 m0 O"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was* S: P& {7 V) r5 ^3 b d W: \
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she . P) f# j' u# C2 d+ _" M7 S( i
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her0 ~ r5 _" T2 |/ n% E# o2 d% n
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!' D& I) ~% u! h% n* q3 b! ]8 v/ ~4 }
* E. B {7 t% f9 N She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
: e1 r: i! z6 G5 U( r8 a2 w5 vto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick1 e8 I3 o' r; _; `. E
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive- B% ^" N6 X6 ?% z& g' v* k" f) r J
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
1 A* m$ O; A& ]# V% U- Mtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
" s ?8 p) d+ B, I+ c5 k% gthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
+ j( R4 ~, T" i" v% Y, y3 Gflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
+ k* A9 p Q5 \! Zmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
4 Z, U: J4 y7 L/ A0 ^( khadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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9 ]# @( C2 [) g0 D6 G: v; {2 |; [8 d The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right6 j `& c, G7 s
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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