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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. ) l z, |" u9 m/ j9 b
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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" b$ j) Q( I7 n/ s! h"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
+ g9 O% V$ z5 c1 A5 j! y"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.$ i3 y- W, f# g2 S
) d' W2 U/ ]" M5 J7 ~) A"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.4 d0 Q/ n' p8 U6 ]9 i0 E
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir.") L: ~0 |( _+ R" m8 o' Y: @* D- o
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
2 J* `+ U( {% c& C"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."" @/ l h9 T5 `9 V: u
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.: ]. m2 u/ v6 R) k$ t
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"8 R- T6 S8 E; N3 s* E+ U) I
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
6 ?/ b8 s0 w, D" b* c, y/ EThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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) g$ Z- ~3 m. V. \We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'./ f3 X, @: w. _+ E v M- M
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.4 }" ?. O- u8 ~- Z' ~
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
$ T) \7 G0 v7 XThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."; J g( k5 r" Q2 ]: I9 a, m
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.4 {& t6 P+ T! K M4 ^7 W) V
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."" h! B& T e. u$ \
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-20 21:36
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
