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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. 0 P |- H% t0 Q" A, h! W
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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8 ?$ X4 w0 b' P0 A* I$ q/ i, I. o+ u"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.; T: U& z7 T9 B0 `7 a
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.) Q; U+ W1 s! [; ~6 {
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."4 H" P7 z6 m% _9 S+ r
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.: a: ]) m2 |7 N+ A6 g) s" \ ?
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."- Y6 l, c5 d5 f' i( K( R6 p
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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0 X0 V% U X9 X3 q, F* i"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
! G' V, \5 R) Q5 W7 r9 o"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
! Y8 c) q: J$ x0 D" c# ]Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
% }/ Y) b- b+ lThe policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.- \( D3 }$ z+ V% \
: S, Q+ O0 L+ m- h; o4 Y* Z, ZI look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
5 Z/ Q! H* c- j/ I/ T! TThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."# }: d9 Z) C$ e7 I" }
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery.") e+ V0 O! X8 _% Q
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there.". Y* S- i+ Y5 E- [
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."8 ]7 _, i$ L( j7 g/ c
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.6 M7 Q* H0 v4 w" F$ t
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
