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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.$ W% s4 ?6 G" ^' t% @! G$ [7 O
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫4 I+ E0 s0 m# \- x& L7 Z) m
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it$ x% ]2 m, ?% r( H0 A
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？0 D3 ?; a+ A" A) n% N
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
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) @: A& B) T6 `8 N: b2 {6 Y: a1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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( y7 T" T4 w3 b0 G, J! I3 R. |$ R1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
9 b8 K/ Y0 _ }7 S* @3 Ethat way.
" S; \, \- B7 K/ }) f6 C1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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. {: j7 B# g* v1. Crying is blackmail.( c. M" p; i3 h' R; { o; p
1，哭泣是敲诈4 ^& L [ ]6 y- I n3 G9 R* [
! C: b+ R5 @7 j( Q6 B2 V! K+ h5 P3 B& b1. Ask for what you want.( n: p# p+ ?) `: c
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
) r2 a! t* S0 X! IStrong hints do not work!
- i' ?9 D) x9 a4 t! ~Obvious hints do not work!5 y5 u" n# @0 g* {8 x8 V
Just say it!
. o! d$ I4 B+ {: @1，你想要什么就说
0 Q# E' E( j% ?. Z: t; g& x' w# P我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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: y. F# X( k4 _1 ]& Q1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's; `4 a) R8 d0 l4 O! x* ]3 U. H
what we do.
" _) K7 r5 r, u ?. NSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1 Z) I' }) L. T, h7 L8 Y% g
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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' e% [) ?! v1 T, M$ a8 D' g1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor./ Z- y& e$ ~% c) h0 V; [2 i0 N
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.0 v* c* P o8 H; p q, f& A
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.5 L( k! R5 t* Y+ ^5 O: j7 R$ F
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了: o5 k0 F# Z: }( d
- n. f4 j% [9 q/ L5 p1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
3 N5 m5 g! r" pto act like soap opera guys.& a8 K/ s& l' ^7 X7 n! d0 ^
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us./ D& q( K/ Q+ C6 z
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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7 p3 k& }1 C2 J! j6 M1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways- V: r) Q* ]8 y$ j
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
3 M; {: i9 _2 b: l9 k B" R1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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3 W1 g0 ~0 k: [; f/ \/ N（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）1 m$ t9 ^# X7 c9 E/ L
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
7 N) d( a! G5 e* k0 H* u7 tdone. Not both.
- u- T, @" \! j+ ^If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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3 \6 F9 L- U5 B. |. \1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
, F# y( D) s9 F( G; A( s9 @Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.- `) g5 F) E- E4 u2 @* D8 |' M
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6 |' A: h: o7 y: [& x1 D1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that., d+ ^, a4 ]; p, t0 n6 P0 e
& |* V' w1 ?0 z+ K% N1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like' U) A0 X* ^5 n- H5 n$ [& N
nothing's wrong.
4 q$ }: d" ]% L2 m7 UWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer, M) g( a, D* u G/ _+ y
you don't want to hear.
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' v) ~: a8 [* l. z1 M% m1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
+ [7 e4 m+ f1 ~1 j$ Q* b+ dfine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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1. You have enough clothes.
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( S W- i* F4 _% g1. You have too many shoes.2 y6 s$ i/ H y2 N* R/ X. o! x
/ P J5 G9 _7 R. i+ r( \1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!0 ?- R" Q) o/ s& P T6 P) ^0 a6 K
# P: g9 C8 x% a1 g8 R% O1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;* k% E& E' q& U0 _( S7 m3 ]2 p: H
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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( ^. L" }, w4 J0 w. `1 ^Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
& _# h. {6 @3 T" uPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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