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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!0 ]3 x# ^7 _1 b2 i) M# r
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写9 Z! j' H( @6 t. ^' ^
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.* s2 q2 s7 E$ ^, T3 H
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫$ z5 G+ K5 |/ @: E: `
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it# U: [* k4 U# N
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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( D# o6 W% t' q2 o/ gleaving it down.
6 q) D3 `; p* r/ O1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？$ F! P* o4 _0 J
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.* D5 b' c7 }/ [$ Y* N" v- a8 b
Let it be.
& i0 Z) I! G* j9 Q9 Y1 z1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去5 g: b( R& j! d5 A0 x
2 i1 V4 m5 n1 k0 ?1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it1 x+ k& ~% R9 [$ U. y
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1. Crying is blackmail.! }& Z" `) h2 P; t2 \
1，哭泣是敲诈
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- x3 ^3 h& k. b' I3 G! I; T1. Ask for what you want.
" d- R) O2 B' A6 \+ T+ i3 r; kLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!' V; n% R+ f3 |6 ?* \
Strong hints do not work!
- s: O7 m6 h6 P: j8 @; |Obvious hints do not work!' S/ U; h ]) U5 |9 d6 o
Just say it!
. i0 F7 ~- v% O4 m1，你想要什么就说# q9 `- m- o6 n* E& p
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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6 B! h( b2 v6 z% n9 {, q) ^# _3 d1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every + [& N. l( a5 `' s6 Y/ J* K
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）% M- K; r$ \ C6 I7 B- z+ D7 A6 I
- Q1 C# |4 N$ {$ j1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's; X% O+ n! C: v! A2 N
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.0 S$ {3 Y5 w0 u7 o& S
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。7 m. ` b: w4 q/ d' [( ^# P
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9 A2 V9 ?: T! ]- N6 }* m7 r9 u/ G1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去$ e3 r( B3 s* J
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
+ Q, C0 x( _8 s4 T; O! A3 XIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.$ x7 \/ d) g7 N6 |( n/ K
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了/ D" Y# w) U, h( W
1 H1 Y) s) U! {2 {0 K9 Z1 D3 _1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
4 \9 |$ [( V* n. E, xto act like soap opera guys./ t8 `* k/ ^8 U; q+ f
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
9 P1 ^2 a) ~6 k1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们# H z. h$ Z8 d) \4 d
- C. r( S6 Z3 C1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways( Z2 r' U; z1 L& N% X
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.& d3 x2 w$ \9 V5 c* M
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。5 m9 Z5 Q2 G2 r' t6 f+ y: ]
" U% G/ B _4 t+ n f0 @（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
) o: B6 E+ Q- y1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it' s* Z) \* C/ _1 ~; g( _
done. Not both.
& z X7 l$ c! \6 D ]1 dIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.* l/ {- D8 d9 n/ P
+ {' W' D6 b. G# Q0 L1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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9 Z7 T7 G5 i! ]5 l1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
4 d& a3 w* i6 j F% U, lPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.3 C9 U c. Z8 v
We have no idea what mauve is.1 A1 O7 g5 m, w
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.+ Q1 k* D2 F+ l$ Y
& o" Q/ _# C* M( {1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
8 B/ m1 ^( Y* R# L$ fnothing's wrong.; }4 `/ } k$ b( _0 Z3 k
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.# u1 i9 Q, ? F$ L6 h( l* u/ O9 F
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer- G( v: V' H- v2 ~) x3 J
you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is0 }; b0 @7 q9 b' C$ @
fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
) V) E1 n7 C, H1 H: {6 \. }" Odiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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6 V3 b1 {# t3 t0 Y" d% ~ ?$ D1. You have enough clothes.
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. V( C: x: k5 J9 q$ D5 g2 s1. You have too many shoes.# s' R7 S2 T e E9 j
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!0 t8 o, [# [0 Y2 S2 c- _
- Y$ g* Z0 y4 D1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
, I8 }7 o" d! i* h" ?But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping./ Z" N" l k5 T- t( Y" v4 K# q
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.) |) r4 q- o) I7 k
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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