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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it. n; ^, [. S4 x& U" M
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 0 \/ J M7 ~5 Z1 E$ j
you
6 e P* J0 U/ r7 v- z6 o2 \leaving it down.
3 ~5 z9 Z6 o6 s1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.4 Y' K% Z! I6 M
Let it be.
" B3 y" U! u4 G5 x5 H1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！0 f2 V( P( {) `" u$ Q" I( g
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.
4 G7 S0 ~, o$ q cLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!6 ]+ d7 p2 `! L5 i, J8 I' Q
Strong hints do not work!' Z! |( a7 e/ s0 ?, L+ x
Obvious hints do not work!- @! V8 ?9 e- r# c
Just say it!( w. y6 L1 Y/ z6 j, Y
1，你想要什么就说6 L B2 D5 u. G( N; i' f: J2 b
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every " Q3 i: ?% F, w* {9 L* c* t
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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2 L: R, t, k/ M# \0 B1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's" _) H' J5 A4 H
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.$ k$ q0 y, k; ^
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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) N! z; v/ g- ~, k1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.$ C, @3 o8 K# i0 k D" m
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
4 W$ z: y3 K3 r" p- [我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了6 a3 O6 B. m: l% x5 }) L4 z
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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: ~) V" {" y. V1 s( ~/ g# P1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
% ]0 M: W8 L% [, p, q3 v1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
" @# h, X) L r: nmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
! \3 L2 ?! u) ^; J7 A! \" i1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。5 a, {+ Q, K4 Q1 V4 z
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
2 @- L) v7 Z2 }; z1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
7 v; e- Z6 J, n3 y4 Pdone. Not both. p7 |6 l- y0 ]. f; O' M. B1 V
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.- n" h/ C. H0 Q
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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# P( z/ M) @6 Z9 k1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1 H, r: N/ m+ }8 {. \( a' S1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.- U$ z! Q5 v* K8 R. t( H
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
6 w! L) a& M4 o+ Y: V. |& W9 dWe have no idea what mauve is.3 u0 r8 I t! |* G6 x
6 z) M% X& {3 R3 ], b1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
8 h' o, D! s5 {) l" c1 Ynothing's wrong.
7 L* N8 L, M' W2 r4 K3 NWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer3 j3 G1 ]3 j. r$ M
you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is0 _/ O% h$ w$ V- P' F- ]4 L+ O
fine...Really.
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( X+ u( P) G, J1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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1. You have enough clothes.. G0 c1 n% J3 {& g! o, M) U
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1. You have too many shoes.+ s g' f' r: w* _, a9 m3 H
5 _1 N# h. u9 d8 B9 Z1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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. X! K8 ^+ Q& O& S1. Thank you for reading this.8 i* M: C6 H1 b6 H7 C* ?
9 p1 Q, D. b o2 C6 @, E$ cYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;' \8 K& M( N, k
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.1 d. M ]' q% B* K# g' f+ Z3 W
5 n5 A# l3 u8 u- v6 m! v7 X3 jPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.' b3 [- F4 N J, {! N6 \
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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