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What it really means:
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2 p0 e9 O, y7 D* ^$ O+ h6 R40-ish = 49
' r0 o5 h: }6 T4 Y$ C8 l: X3 \Adventurous = Slept with everyone
" Z* n( y3 H8 X2 ^+ sAthletic = No boobs. q+ Z6 C% {* n
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy4 W8 H% [5 I5 A& S# b
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
j* ^. {* x u9 qContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills3 W5 f# ?4 `& K- H
Emotionally Secure = On medication/ s9 @/ A: y1 j; Q, N
Feminist = Fat, hates men9 i) u1 c7 B7 D' L
Free Spirit = Junkie
3 u+ R$ V4 m" [/ S/ F( o+ n; wFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person2 [) d9 {$ R# n. q. T( y
Fun = Annoying
+ W( R% V" \/ f' mNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
+ U5 t4 w' d: n1 T2 nOpen Minded = Desperate
& u$ w2 w' w$ R; ZOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing& a, z4 k2 b7 U* X1 Y
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk1 ~2 m, D: U( f' ^0 o, L9 Q F
Professional = Bitch9 ^$ p r- t4 o8 v! s: o2 s, M
Voluptuous = Very Fat
" O6 f4 P! K0 u7 h6 u8 y+ V, eLarge Frame = Hugely Fat0 o6 o( M0 ~# t- t, G) x
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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