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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer % k  x+ N8 K- T: M9 g
white: how control? ! e* a7 m& e( {+ H  T( Z0 `
hackers: white with a Trojan ) P0 G7 T+ C! q  V* t; b. }
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
, \+ R7 L& T/ W9 O hackers: Open your Task Manager
6 {0 O$ y" d) U+ O white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 8 C& @4 n8 P! P; o" C7 W
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 3 L. g  A; d4 W9 l. Y$ k
white: \;
# `; Z( c6 Q4 t& ^0 L! X4 G: L Hacker: I have control of your computer
! i: z% b$ I$ S( ^ white: Oh 4 ]. n) l8 Q' C1 m
hackers: a funk? ! Hey ! I$ ~  Y3 v/ b* v
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord & Y3 Z4 f& ^0 X. v  L
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of # z9 K1 H2 A# U4 H. f* R
casual hackers: You can install a firewall 6 T# \$ ^" @6 G  Z% K
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? & {4 d- D/ x$ ^+ z  t2 [) L
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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8 Z. O$ B1 s/ W. D% {: ~) Y small White: I heard that you will create a \! % j+ p8 L6 U" Z  P3 q+ n1 p" J
hackers: ah 1 e- l# P% v: N7 b9 g1 E
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 9 E9 F0 z# z, @6 i& U- t
hackers: General is the ' b+ i* }* j: N4 ?: Z/ D+ E6 G9 s
white: you can black out those sites?
, s; u3 u& T& M  \, B hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \4 `. Z$ D5 K& W
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 2 i  P6 _& [! T* x5 o0 a
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
2 a" v2 y8 \1 o hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
* w5 i/ Z" [2 U7 |7 X# F white: is not it, this is Brand 2 }; X* p$ h# `8 m1 n$ I( [
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 3 V; m% ~  w+ J6 ~9 B
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
1 q" v( @+ ~) f  a/ R white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? ! w- p! H  |" w- J
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 2 T8 ^+ {/ e5 R. q% a" c. r+ V! v
white: I want to Please help a busy
4 o( r# \6 u3 Y8 w hacker: What? : d4 E* g& n. p7 P7 Z7 b
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
) r1 t' l5 N2 n6 x6 D; S hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
9 ~, \. Y2 C" B  t5 c- i white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
; D" m" k! d/ y  K" o0 \# m hackers: die! ! 5 X# L& O" w: S' `$ T
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
$ ^* |. Y( w4 V  x" w% { white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 4 s' O- I( i* K' ^/ h! F- z, \3 v
Hacker: I'm looking for something " R6 p  K6 @+ t; }) m
white: what I find here? 6 y; t. L# g) x, h1 X. W6 |, J% e( {
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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: V% K  Q9 a: |6 X4 p$ Y most hackers : I come! ! ! t8 V0 j- t. p
. . . . . .
4 z% O+ ^% \/ w; `3 _. |/ b% C8 m hacker: how not to speak? # K/ J$ w9 d. t% d+ y4 i  _. f
white: a bad mood ' m3 m& l# @! x: F: A
hackers: Who bullied you? 5 {1 a" p! T  d: p: e2 g
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love " t3 t& g- |$ s1 {/ e/ k
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
; U, y3 \$ k" f, E6 C: W4 k- C white: do not get back   H0 p0 ^6 R% T9 k5 r; b2 a
hackers: No, tell me what number? / k# R; o0 U/ ?! U: J
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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& [; a  C- l8 N! W0 R  C8 l1 X; c white: you gave me out! ! ! !
" b, T  J6 I, c8 U& ]! X hacker: how wrong? !
- a) @& [2 a, q& N6 q white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
+ b; Y" d/ d! Y  r% | hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
/ t  R) E# K+ k* M white: it does not work! ! !
/ K% u, @7 d, C' w& N& M hacker: how should you like?
; ^+ J% y3 ]( _8 J white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
9 e) V$ z, t) O' F! o  @ white: what
8 s3 Y. ], X& a hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
) h- P: T+ @) B" X( ^; R$ G6 k white: This very common ah
  M" z+ f% @" r% v/ J( m' E Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
; q% A* J1 c. S9 \; |4 V; ~) I0 j white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
) x$ G2 R) `6 C/ y! L! x; E Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
, B+ v5 f. R3 ~( r0 }4 A' R white: this is also fun? !
( K  h# V6 @5 n3 T Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 5 x4 ]4 s7 ?7 v5 J
white: you are pro?
+ v; F, D/ M2 a4 a% i hackers: You can say it.
+ `$ A% G! ~1 c/ D6 { white: to what extent high? 5 ]( s) M5 u& N# M
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
. X$ J0 [/ `5 K# V* d  |7 j+ n white black: Ah, this I will! # f2 j/ x) U; R2 K; Q0 x
hacker :#?%! You can? !
) S1 f$ y  @7 ]# s3 M white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . / m( {# m$ U0 B* X% w
hackers: Go! 9 J1 H' T* ^8 I3 r6 j# m$ J
white: Ask your question
7 {; Z0 g: d- A hacker: says
  o  N- L, t1 }: R white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
% q3 @6 s/ l* C( B Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
) f4 A$ H% W3 }6 I3 @% o white: no networking is also OK? ) x( P  g; u, S
hackers:. . . . . . . ) [3 m" y7 y8 u1 O5 E
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
, g/ V5 k0 U1 p8 a hackers:. . . . . . . .
# |+ ]. Y  C, I9 I: l: k white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
) [* g3 v# E# Y% O hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep * N& W, h# R( g+ ~; m1 w
white wash: my computer is broken - p- p1 ?9 k1 ]3 g% r& Z" R& _8 c& d+ L' M
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 9 f2 F; ]' W! o% S$ X' \
white: that is, you bully me
9 G3 f( h( g  {5 J3 F1 | hackers: No ah / U# B1 p' ]6 i; m% G
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! ) \1 [7 ]8 s5 i
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
! C- Z+ Z' t0 B0 e8 O" O6 y white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 5 G% F) m" C0 B+ e
Hackers: should be able to ' U* K+ B# s! C% X# r% T, D6 Y
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
& S  z4 Z2 n: N5 A# A* a hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know . y4 ]. ?( k- Q; w8 B
white: of course, \!
) h, k, J. C& ?7 }8 v0 ^  d- s hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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/ q+ q& W8 o% |9 V7 B! w white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 6 b( S- [. f; U7 o1 ^  k
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
1 L2 K/ d  z0 c8 P/ A( Z white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? * W4 N8 ^+ r; |7 h
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
* z% e- C* g5 Z4 X white: that problem, you can solve it
7 A. G6 A: u  D3 X: [: q hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; 6 J; H# z9 T" O/ ]5 N/ T( ?$ J8 P0 F' F
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
2 \) v6 l$ k% H7 T a hacker:. . . . I excused
) R% d* r7 ]& ]* A0 M% s white: we see meet you?
, V5 T  U' d+ V# ]& Y hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
. x5 l  r# M& {' M" ]# \0 g white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to : r! o1 B( k% x9 s, K0 L; o( X
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
! s. ]+ o5 I, i1 ?# E( E+ k white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
* c4 B/ S, p; y5 \2 P2 G3 z hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ' I/ h) l6 M) G  g+ Z
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
" d+ C. q6 i: v# ]4 F# m white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 2 ^! B: v3 t. e6 r( [9 [; c
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 6 H, e9 b/ T8 I" k- `
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit + q3 m' r/ M4 s9 {. ~+ t7 Z/ m4 \
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ; E& d2 a5 `: }& K4 e6 e
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ $ F+ W3 u2 t6 B" U+ E
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
! B6 ]' |  j9 p1 y" B* O( Z# n, R white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 0 V* V8 S! C/ ]* g2 n3 T2 S3 d
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 8 y* J* C$ v" a  ~1 A- t+ ]3 ^, [
hackers: No wonder, only used 2 i, G' `( n6 B5 ~. Q. ?5 u
white: no you're curious about the place?
" E' X7 W+ s8 j/ f hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer 1 u4 K1 A6 W$ N
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
: g4 {# Z, g4 S+ {- b& |# y" A# x white: This is not fair! ! 9 y& A/ ]6 G1 ]+ o; E% S" B
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the * n8 M7 @* f! D
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 8 L& H; |1 q7 K/ }2 d
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
9 g( H+ K1 E% S" T7 X* ~0 K Hacker: I'm white
2 y. a# V" e$ p( ? us again: This is probably the last time we met the
3 p" _1 d6 Y1 S. f2 w" A( S Hacker: Oh? What happened?
- j; Z- l3 P3 W7 Z5 X5 R( } white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
! t2 J* ~, b" m- ^) V, l hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye * p# _" {- A5 X: e, |
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
4 F, Y& y5 R. |. y/ B+ B hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
, F) E* W# ]$ j; A" j$ Q+ r hackers: so late, and how not offline?
6 {, J2 {! F9 C. k white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power $ s/ A8 i! X7 g& _' K- y
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
# C# g. M# h+ H! L  p3 \: d' i' D. R white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 0 e+ e6 y. I7 B9 H! t: A4 a( Z" `
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
. G' V: G" {" V  Y4 v& u white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it 1 N9 ^3 u9 S3 ~1 X& d- t8 `# x1 J
white: You are not really powerful 5 T  @9 Q  U& E
hackers: so-so friends
, [: e* B5 q7 e! H( l6 P white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. , A9 P: i- a7 f) C  E. r4 x8 x
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
- k* T7 K. x  x% t( h hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
* M: A) E/ x! p- v  z0 Q white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . & \' j2 j9 R' e, x$ V& N* G8 a3 U
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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