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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
" @; t0 s/ D, M white: how control? 7 |3 k7 A+ _" m( X6 p* ~  N
hackers: white with a Trojan % a& N) _* t+ E# J, O" i# v
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
6 H7 I! k6 j" L/ |7 c, T hackers: Open your Task Manager
2 ~& V) P; v0 m/ |" t3 | white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? % m# ~+ ~8 q" R; [* [
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! ) q8 y+ _( ~! m2 c( D/ u
white: \;
# R. J3 K0 M4 F& p6 Z3 c# N' ?  t7 { Hacker: I have control of your computer - I8 N' ]% W9 d9 S+ c5 n- T
white: Oh . Y  w: \) Z9 L5 R
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
( U, \8 w+ \) r8 |8 i5 v" E white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord ) c5 m, Z  l& G
machine hackers:. . . . . . 0 w* m9 t: b( ?. e4 I1 d

1 K3 p2 y3 R. k1 f/ L white: how do you always in my computer and out of
4 r3 i: [; D! p. F: ^( }+ P casual hackers: You can install a firewall
# Y8 Z. o& P+ H7 V+ e: @ white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 7 }, c' n$ w/ W; Y
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah $ A9 T% J  ?3 a5 R

7 z5 w0 b) I6 k% p. Y small White: I heard that you will create a \! . y/ Z: V( d% d5 o' V# M
hackers: ah . b& C; p+ {+ M- B
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! , ~( W( _8 l- X8 v
hackers: General is the
2 Z$ @4 d( ^, L, {: J9 t white: you can black out those sites?
6 f$ n* R4 Q6 f hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \9 b& g6 g2 R- n: S
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? - Y/ \4 m3 |7 p$ w- R
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the : d" ]  O$ b% I) U: J. [/ ~
white: is not it, this is Brand * r- t! \) |/ l
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
1 D3 S8 K- h: C; N  u white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 9 i$ L& m5 x: _+ p

0 i/ F) M/ Q- ~ hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! . o# a9 G6 J8 Q# x9 t; x% Q
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? ! H) \8 `: F. G- V. D1 L
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
6 v: |+ |9 a$ L' y5 M" f" U white: I want to Please help a busy
. q3 j2 k5 _; S* E6 q  U2 s hacker: What?
" j5 _: e( o# E4 ?8 g' v white: you can not modify the point into the power system data / P% A" X4 `5 l; a! O9 D
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 7 [( a3 @7 E3 N# @6 x
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
- g1 r" _! S3 v5 P hackers: die! !
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! e* R5 T2 z5 L/ d( O# r6 k. ^ hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
: d' X; V; y- {. r white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 6 k2 H& A% R& x6 t
Hacker: I'm looking for something
+ h  h4 ?2 d3 t white: what I find here? 8 K. L: X  g3 q! u
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 1 t+ Y) T& y4 E

! h/ ?$ ~: o6 I+ ^0 F most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak?
0 V; ~9 P$ ?/ m1 O white: a bad mood . d& V$ P6 ~4 @. F3 f4 |2 O7 \
hackers: Who bullied you?
  c+ l! g( _2 w; B, ` white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
" a6 a0 `9 X/ [2 } Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
# u/ h: A, s6 O1 j, b0 m white: do not get back
8 l' |  J# K9 n% Q, J! Y- }) o hackers: No, tell me what number?
; }( @9 {5 ]/ Q( o" H" H white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
5 E9 }4 G: ^1 l4 x3 E: r& p: A hacker: how wrong? !   _- {" o% C( F1 w! G
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! 6 V8 u; d% X6 ^( Q4 d' Y
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
$ ^# J% U, g( f# M- y! _7 x white: it does not work! ! !
7 T( T+ |5 b' H3 K6 d3 R' `0 e hacker: how should you like? " i! \* l. \  V8 b
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 1 L+ l0 Y2 a7 W% p9 D' m- g

( E6 ~! z4 T, z! ]0 g; t7 N) o hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 2 D/ `; H$ w0 y( L% x) H0 C
white: what ) w7 P5 s% I7 o2 j" E# o
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top % I, W/ o" b/ M* k3 }/ T, [
white: This very common ah
) u" q; H; _5 T  e2 Q) H: I Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent * Q6 k) O5 @' l: f5 h
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
( e! m# p3 p2 z  w, v; ^9 u Hackers: Yes, has been banned. / ]/ {( ]. W; ?& o! Z, e& l
white: this is also fun? ! % T5 Z! v4 z6 A" H6 w
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID / Z5 i9 v( N2 A6 ?2 n: g! m; O
white: you are pro?
! v. [' y- {" S3 G/ v% V hackers: You can say it.
8 I" N5 |; m4 R white: to what extent high?
. w5 h8 C4 l8 l3 @: m, K hackers: ah, I am bored when their own & F2 }! ~" ~* i) r. q1 B( V
white black: Ah, this I will! " J" M2 z* A; t% H, P6 v
hacker :#?%! You can? !
" j% X. C2 \: l6 Z% L white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
+ V; e  v7 S1 r1 j hackers: Go!
( [' {8 E0 D; W) v. L( Y9 u+ B* A  ^ white: Ask your question 2 l. p7 D  {; x# q4 T- E3 E$ M5 k
hacker: says
% m& ?' u8 d3 U0 y, H$ _4 ^- [ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
  K5 n+ R; T! u5 `) w) [ Hackers: Yes you can. . . . . l5 C& j9 d" L/ n! j) X
white: no networking is also OK? - X4 O+ m2 b5 W) T
hackers:. . . . . . .
' y- y8 F% x. U0 V; M6 e white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
; y; e* Y+ D( h, `9 w: t1 r hackers:. . . . . . . . 6 S$ M3 \$ k$ v  V  P
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 0 |* u7 `6 D4 g& o8 H
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep + y2 p  {5 t3 e
white wash: my computer is broken ! j0 t# a7 B# H  r
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
$ `4 K- E7 I2 x$ x% E5 ` white: that is, you bully me
% o# v0 o1 l* ~% s3 ]0 k- i4 C hackers: No ah 1 c0 E% x9 X! [$ P6 \
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
% w, @# e. @: x* i9 E$ w hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ 2 T. ?0 \( k- q9 ^+ h
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
( @) w. ^4 f, v* Q4 E Hackers: should be able to
. ~8 f& @% e8 x4 A- c6 D4 D white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
, l: j2 ?% G+ H hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
+ F) i& C9 r" ~ white: of course, \!
1 n+ I7 r( _# d  J5 x& I hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! $ h8 W7 v4 D2 `0 N! }

/ [7 ?. N: Q9 @1 ` white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? ; u2 i! F4 q" u9 p4 P" @
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 4 v( ?" J7 c5 v0 @" `; z
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? * B' q0 \) h& e+ @! c7 n, u/ q3 K
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
# U" L% `$ K, x; V white: that problem, you can solve it
0 |+ ^, g, c; j1 z, \ hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
5 A, h) X$ k6 a1 O9 m( r/ p white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
/ W' m; m. ]0 u! p  | a hacker:. . . . I excused + g1 O5 Y2 S3 C  F5 U  |7 K
white: we see meet you?
0 y( ~# L+ l1 q& p' {# l0 p hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 3 G6 m' M# O% R% e  X
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 5 @* C$ T+ l: A6 r5 X4 s$ b9 B
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
; T9 w0 A' {4 x" E white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 1 L0 p8 [7 H' q' W
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 5 u( i, ^4 t$ {4 U2 p, f0 I
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
& P8 x. n( a4 S/ @" N white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 4 S6 G: E2 m% D7 `2 |9 V
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in * Z. a$ Z8 m: t( i1 u5 w, f* o3 q
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit : F& D: Z9 z( E# F
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ' ^# w: R7 t. S8 T' T
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
7 e& A. h$ Q1 c: j! Q hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
4 w& _! G9 Q1 i# b* Q8 E white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 8 E2 G; _: Y; D! L8 }
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? - ?: W; f/ T' M2 S1 k; k: l
hackers: No wonder, only used
& l+ T  M* r, G! e/ P- j white: no you're curious about the place?
! H  Y  V& T' K& g hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
/ K" F/ C# I7 K9 S3 r: ]* ~1 g3 D Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
% X8 o4 L% o% y( K& I9 i white: This is not fair! !
" Y( E+ y1 ]* p+ F3 Q& a hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the + d: b1 ~* H2 Z
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . : |  _1 ~1 l* ~( V; P& ~9 t
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 9 }! M! N' Q* c8 H
Hacker: I'm white % B! P- N7 X! {! f
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
- u1 a5 M: {+ y& T6 K5 Z& }" Y Hacker: Oh? What happened?
$ V2 B* Z9 c! q" Y5 ~ white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! / y! e/ r7 Y; Z" R
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
1 W$ o( y1 l* i3 {+ | white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!   Z- b9 D: {& C5 _2 q
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 3 m7 g  J; s2 `  W4 T2 n
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
( i% k) e7 s7 h& Z8 u- v white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power 0 H) A0 u9 s( R: P' T7 m) X: b
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
  s$ X6 k: `' {6 M8 ]: S white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
7 q$ i) x7 _0 }* S! K3 i- u: h% e3 O hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \) K- d, \  {: c2 W  ]# }# i
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
0 y! ^9 @* u+ z: S% O white: You are not really powerful - ]3 A" v8 y& i
hackers: so-so friends 2 Q7 w7 P! X" E8 K  z6 x4 C6 I
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 3 c/ i% x4 w7 T7 P1 `
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
8 Y' T" s  B% R( h5 ^ hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 5 A: W$ J) k( ], s9 g: P
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
6 \5 J& }3 |2 I4 | hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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