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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
( N: Q( w4 O$ y. a white: how control? ( _! K" |6 `- r) X/ v2 z
hackers: white with a Trojan 8 Z+ ]2 r6 u! @  y* A
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
$ u- z/ F/ A6 Z* W hackers: Open your Task Manager / ^/ F$ A$ O) N# ]
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
( R, k. I. o4 Q hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! % `# p( p0 d0 N% n9 S
white: \;
- M: A* `; n9 w Hacker: I have control of your computer
+ {/ P& R% f6 j. v. X" l$ W white: Oh % V* ^/ r4 c, l+ A2 ]# R- \' W  m
hackers: a funk? ! Hey + H0 \$ y$ e  k+ S
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
* _- N3 Z) ?/ Z/ T0 R8 _ machine hackers:. . . . . . 7 L7 B" q8 g7 y

0 [' u. d4 J3 s+ G1 A white: how do you always in my computer and out of 8 I7 x. D1 a6 ^- H
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
' p- E" f! }0 h) `  Y2 H white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 3 u* T; q' u( H6 s) u8 _
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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9 `8 i9 z8 v$ ?; J small White: I heard that you will create a \! 7 A9 R  W+ s0 }6 @0 E2 y3 q
hackers: ah ' M. S, j8 v) q; Z) D8 Z& j4 {8 c
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
! `: c  @- T; p+ E+ c hackers: General is the
5 }' g+ k! g% u! K1 L, Y white: you can black out those sites? " C8 w) v2 R8 d$ }5 C- q  c% D$ \
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \; _! g7 p! d; v3 D9 E
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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: T4 T8 G* D- U9 G# C6 {$ ^) q. C' S white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
4 \  y& N4 q" e% w3 a7 c hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the , \" ~5 m; D) c0 `& @
white: is not it, this is Brand ' E* I) D* L2 K2 ~
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
. S+ X$ _% R5 }/ u( o5 {* E white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye ; G/ _2 A6 t1 L8 ^  e, }" t  X+ O
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
# V6 i+ Q. J" c0 {; G3 ]+ [ white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
) L1 p3 ]# e% z hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me + p: P* K3 i# E( U/ E
white: I want to Please help a busy & A" }+ q6 n/ U; S' q9 I0 m& n
hacker: What?
, t* }' S; d3 y8 p' Z& N: q* ? white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 7 Q( ?% @+ f' ^6 `% l/ m- P2 F+ R
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 8 d6 u) p6 }& b3 ?; u% A6 C
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .   {4 K! @! r; Z$ b% H: Q
hackers: die! ! ( o# e, J+ q& P; V

: ]: C2 K4 f$ \8 v. u4 l hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! 7 P+ j$ ~& u5 e$ O
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
$ F4 _9 Y2 D+ d3 }; U& ^% y Hacker: I'm looking for something
, \1 s- U2 v, P/ [2 r4 P6 Z white: what I find here? ; ~* s; q" O; u8 d  k/ U$ m
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! !
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; I, j) Q) _5 _% B' v9 ~ hacker: how not to speak? 3 T3 n. G) w0 ^" X  m
white: a bad mood
9 z. G; i5 i& C( ]# @$ w! p/ q hackers: Who bullied you?
- ~7 e# W1 O' b- i7 \* w white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love ) O2 ?" q1 x2 H* w. a7 z
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you & V9 S; l6 n' {+ F# F' o7 n+ t
white: do not get back 3 p: C- ]( J9 O- N# M( g5 Q" X
hackers: No, tell me what number?
5 v; F  p# g3 m. ~ white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
  u2 M( _1 k' E* \' c6 `  R hacker: how wrong? ! + A& D" |: _4 Y4 [& Q# j
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! ; a/ e6 f' w- V3 c5 f% u3 [( |$ ~
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ! |! [# \" t: J% |7 m( X% _
white: it does not work! ! !
$ r/ M- @! R' `' b" ~ hacker: how should you like?
. z- v' t0 h% o0 E white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
/ f( Q' f% D& U) @* S$ i white: what ! R; Z5 c: h3 `, U" j" {: J" r4 r$ A
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
7 x% w. U" p, n6 s; }& v white: This very common ah
3 m& a7 H. i" Q Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
! K  Z( N; n6 l# b white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! $ L4 F$ ^3 H4 k. p2 E6 T% D* O7 G
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.   Q6 W) o# k1 s4 B! d
white: this is also fun? !
! q1 P- h7 U3 R. I- | Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 8 n8 W6 I% Q% S) Z* I
white: you are pro? 0 Q! s% o3 G" O6 a+ w2 j
hackers: You can say it.
* _, C7 D1 ], A1 H0 \ white: to what extent high?
2 A  H1 Q+ @1 S, A: O" F/ s$ M hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
# z+ a# S2 d4 o' W/ R8 e7 H* L white black: Ah, this I will!
0 O. e$ ?1 i8 R& N7 S% X. V hacker :#?%! You can? ! - B, k. Y7 M- Z1 `  Q
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . : j  @' }$ t  O, @. |+ m. ~" U
hackers: Go!
6 C: O% k2 d  P1 L. [ white: Ask your question
) T3 W1 p/ ]# A* R+ o, j, ], { hacker: says % u- ]. x, T% h" \4 n1 @
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
, o4 r' C% A) a; b# w Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 1 X7 U0 @# M& F) v
white: no networking is also OK?
5 K; K( b' E, S& A! e0 Z# Z! h# _ hackers:. . . . . . . 8 C) U' L% o* o, O
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? 5 t* g: D2 A2 @, G4 \- D3 h" ?
hackers:. . . . . . . .
! a( r7 a, i' t white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! / Z2 H1 b1 ~9 W" o( `, ~
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep # g) S2 f) x$ K
white wash: my computer is broken " z' W* Z9 n/ A* D+ [
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
$ d3 G: {  I: f. w white: that is, you bully me
2 p) S8 b$ d/ ]7 M3 j4 G" R hackers: No ah ! n) a* J; e! d3 \7 L
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
, i  ~* \$ e2 T- R5 L hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
* \$ k8 r; L7 v3 N6 H: V white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
6 W3 ~; _4 x4 {' J2 H9 v+ Q/ D* I8 b* s Hackers: should be able to - r# ]' F* {$ _, }0 |
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
- Z& x5 O6 T! j, f hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 5 r' q- |7 p* _/ v
white: of course, \!   I, G  t; W6 ^+ ?
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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1 K6 [, q" t, y4 o% N( g1 r$ v" F( O0 u white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 4 E2 d2 `% j: O8 T4 b
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 3 \" t4 z2 [/ D4 P4 a: k
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
+ V/ n* G/ I  }% n3 v hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
% `& h3 {) @9 G1 b9 C4 _ white: that problem, you can solve it ; m# D% l6 K# ~. r# g! ^8 {
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; ( m3 V+ S9 k: t" y5 |6 h0 j
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it % M5 c5 J% G* [. T+ O! B9 \
a hacker:. . . . I excused ! _& D  q# e1 z; G7 |/ ]) a; c  r8 @
white: we see meet you?
$ S/ ?4 v" [3 |; n5 G/ p hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see ( G* b6 |" m& ~7 E% z6 b
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
9 A& w% R0 `* B7 S" r$ f" x Hacker: Oh, what you think?
* |  i. I- n9 `5 z7 E8 { white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights * V' [9 K- d8 A" t$ \+ }  n
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! 7 H4 }7 q' T# h, f3 l
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
2 K3 f% B* [. \' ` white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 3 a8 R- ^5 ?  _: |  i% ?; i
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
8 f  r9 G2 w9 S( @9 s# b, @ white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
  m- l# p, d8 Q+ q1 ?! E* N' ] hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
4 n( S' U4 o& v3 ~4 l% ~ white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
  p5 X; j5 {( C$ y/ s; }" Q hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
0 K% o! R9 G1 I3 S- y+ h white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 0 o. p! J" m( X% q: X* x& j) R
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
# y- q, j, z: z7 u+ ?/ p- t hackers: No wonder, only used / l" Z2 B/ u& x2 X
white: no you're curious about the place? * C9 l) P) f- g3 I0 f$ T
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes   A1 Q' t' _$ @0 n5 n. P

* G1 D: V" z. A white: I would like to control your computer ; ]4 R  M8 N2 p  N* ~; W
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad . |3 o4 Z( O) g( y0 f; i' G5 @) e
white: This is not fair! !
, o  j/ y/ T5 k% Q1 U+ a7 l hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 9 t  |5 O! }3 G$ c4 q' i4 A5 c! v
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 7 u3 b2 \& R+ y+ T& y% l3 j2 F- z
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! $ G. a* }2 o. E) P
Hacker: I'm white 2 v4 R$ r0 v9 ~" L
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
0 v5 F: `4 {1 G! P9 d+ Y Hacker: Oh? What happened?
2 y* }( D# f4 L' ]& V( d white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 1 \: j( X% U; P" X  h
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
5 B/ K1 a! |( K. J5 k white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
. z8 j2 G! T" |! E9 I! j3 @9 ]6 C* {0 N hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ) F: }* P! Z! H- H, s+ p* S1 y
hackers: so late, and how not offline? 9 g1 Z" X. u, }
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power ; |# b+ O1 A7 B! K) U" g
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
3 N# n' _( f; G8 t white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
, _# @% f- j  z/ }6 w+ W hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
6 B1 U) r7 }- R; a' s+ X white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it : c) j; Y; Z$ h2 D5 l" M
white: You are not really powerful   N2 R) b$ v% o4 Z7 I3 [( L. v
hackers: so-so friends + v1 D& S& k* `- c" d
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ; Q$ J& c7 w  F. u8 k: r
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
# i5 k9 D* j9 b# d0 s7 j3 l9 N! W hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it - o% K# Q: R4 ^3 V& j
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
3 E) E' V# F+ s$ |; c( D hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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