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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
/ V# z6 X. P/ m4 D* b white: how control? * e+ h1 Y; l  k9 f* e' D
hackers: white with a Trojan : T, A$ z; y, \+ P) G7 O
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see % y" }3 Y2 X9 M+ R2 ^
hackers: Open your Task Manager 0 d7 a+ k5 ?+ W
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 3 |' W' g( J! U6 S
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! # u) K5 L  h, ], ?3 Z
white: \;
: A! }/ s6 b7 s" X2 ~4 } Hacker: I have control of your computer
5 \- ?2 T  z! G& w0 D white: Oh " v  w; M7 V# n& m. G8 O+ ?8 B1 E8 `
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
9 `$ a$ [, F' `3 @1 { white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 8 D+ s- ~' y; X0 a
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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( @" v) h5 v6 m7 u white: how do you always in my computer and out of 0 Z; k' C" B) L( \+ c8 ?. J0 P
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
4 X: d% r( s% L0 Q, o- O: u white: install a firewall, you can not access it? , S  M  [3 T" h, u8 F3 U: W
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
9 |5 |/ i; `5 z4 Z0 m  p( o& O hackers: ah ! {6 C0 g) b4 I; s% g3 L; y: _
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
" l0 X9 D6 d: j0 l* n hackers: General is the 8 o; N! t( s! W
white: you can black out those sites? * M- I8 ^; m. w# S0 X
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \# e+ u6 v3 Q/ k5 m/ ~* ~
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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8 e& }- \$ t" N8 Y white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? % |- i! b) ]* i) t- P8 N
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
1 }2 M$ f! Q7 O+ m8 C  h white: is not it, this is Brand 5 c: a2 y5 q/ ?
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
& }- M- H4 z, r5 A white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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) G- [1 U; n& N; x" \! s0 ~, ~ hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
# w8 b7 f4 F4 O- w+ ]1 |3 O$ Y white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
- P5 Z* C! v9 [! y8 ^ hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
, n) H0 y) \( P white: I want to Please help a busy
; H* l! m) e' [0 S5 ?1 y# } hacker: What? + y4 ]& [( ?; F4 y  r+ b
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
4 d1 }' s* {+ W1 m6 }9 Q hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! + m8 t- ]! z( ~6 `: t8 p0 x  i
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
: I2 O5 p9 |, S4 K3 j' Z hackers: die! ! 0 d8 x, w+ t% E) ^* N3 n

5 O, @* ^; y/ N7 Q5 u2 k/ m hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! ; o4 N9 n: y( o% x  v
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
8 w) \4 a& A/ ?# o3 | Hacker: I'm looking for something
$ ?+ M; n- E& [ white: what I find here? 1 }( ]6 D" x1 a( S6 j
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 0 S& H4 W  F, w% B& U$ l

- v. b: j% d9 n most hackers : I come! ! 0 @  U6 E) a# t
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hacker: how not to speak?
: C+ F1 ]) r# l, e+ ~% o white: a bad mood / C- S4 o2 x7 D! S" g
hackers: Who bullied you?
. ]8 p* O+ Q- _  p white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
( \( ?% I7 y/ i6 b Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 2 m$ L/ N/ ]. u; r4 u
white: do not get back 8 O3 C6 f/ J" V( W. Y% h; J
hackers: No, tell me what number?
1 C! c: F) _5 H. B white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 5 P+ m: V, i% j3 C
hacker: how wrong? !
/ b; |4 n4 o& \5 p white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
. O2 Y3 ?# h( J6 j$ C& k8 e0 [& ~ hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
9 Q( j  g# b- m- z) t- | white: it does not work! ! ! & s, ^+ c! P" J% O; w' \
hacker: how should you like? 1 r6 L' C7 F4 z) z0 O7 z& D3 K0 z
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! : Q1 j+ Y6 A1 Y0 e
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
. o- H: ^3 ^% D  J6 q6 P white: what . J* E- t0 l& T) L  V: V+ r
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top , p' P/ x7 s% g' Q
white: This very common ah
+ p  B% x2 @/ K  Y! } Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 8 ^$ ~* |# G0 j7 c' e  U
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
0 a$ D. N( s- W2 v7 A Hackers: Yes, has been banned. ' _5 R: p% m8 C- ~0 p) c
white: this is also fun? ! 8 [1 t9 h+ j0 x! }/ }
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID , R4 y" n, w. P5 a# C
white: you are pro? - j* T  e% z' y$ O; }: s9 x
hackers: You can say it. : ?" `0 M) T- r
white: to what extent high?
+ G- ]" e# a1 L' d. B hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
9 `9 ]) y4 z+ P3 m/ ` white black: Ah, this I will!
! N  p0 {( I2 e: T2 W& g hacker :#?%! You can? ! & q# J$ j9 \7 V
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . . I' ^0 A9 C4 H& M' W' @" F
hackers: Go!
1 u1 g3 E- Y* e' w4 R. x( g white: Ask your question . w9 A) b+ [3 A" [  b
hacker: says
% |0 @2 J" i* N  _ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
& n5 Y/ u! k4 T) k Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
9 s% @0 E/ T; b9 h* d1 ^6 {+ W  W white: no networking is also OK? $ u* c3 f3 J/ H/ C1 j% \8 l
hackers:. . . . . . . ; ~1 v7 U: M+ W- m: e: x7 y
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? $ A' K  @7 d1 X
hackers:. . . . . . . . ( V+ u$ u; l6 P9 a- e6 {( t
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
: @7 J: k: B9 Y) y hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 9 _, ]: E4 _7 U( H
white wash: my computer is broken 3 C- C% }2 X2 ]8 ~
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem   _; R% @7 D/ ?) r0 y
white: that is, you bully me
7 f  W/ h4 g5 y: M) Y5 D, X9 w% r hackers: No ah % X8 e* p/ j- W2 q1 p0 G5 z- Q
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! & g. a2 O0 L$ r- C2 F
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ / x0 w0 O: l, A5 C( U% u/ y) b& g
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? ( o' i0 y! A( y! _
Hackers: should be able to 0 r, s( U8 B0 L! u3 _3 T
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
! |6 t7 _- u/ B. A hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know ' N1 j% j. w9 I. Y* K
white: of course, \! & g7 c" T3 C# [7 u; e' W0 N+ X
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 1 A( Z$ q$ d. [" `# g: H' m

# T$ x8 p2 ]* {6 B- T white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
/ B7 [$ Y( _1 j# C8 G. o  O4 u4 I hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
/ Q# `7 }3 l" [2 \/ E" f! T8 p white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
; i/ ?# z+ F% a+ g, D! E hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
" S0 k. E6 K" z* v white: that problem, you can solve it
" h% y# f7 x" E/ |/ t6 x) _5 V% F1 I hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
! {" {. U: E7 e3 I1 y8 Z9 k# U white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
( o/ M2 [6 q4 I" b8 r, a* [7 } a hacker:. . . . I excused
3 a' s2 y/ t- {/ B1 J% g4 Y  d white: we see meet you?
4 V: n# t4 I# U9 M: p3 q4 O hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see # ]7 E2 G# F  |" v# ~; r) N
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to % e- A; K- u6 |, Z( D, L
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
! ^# {, [/ k  G' k' y; a+ W white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 9 ]( O* }( z+ i3 A% S
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
+ @+ m* t  M3 W# O hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
4 w: F% b8 d; F1 [1 j0 ] white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 4 V( ], P; F' m2 W& X- e  h
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 4 o( c1 d9 \8 R3 d9 p% T
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit 5 i: B8 U' v) p/ h5 N  x4 @+ k3 o
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way * E- h. x. r/ F6 J
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
) C' H7 Z4 f9 h" c! x hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? 5 @4 B* e. d8 o1 E! n. a
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! , B$ I8 a* v* T! R/ ?# Z
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 0 a6 v6 M; Y/ a- s; Z" v
hackers: No wonder, only used
+ {; u6 A* E! o0 i* B1 s5 r: p8 J( W white: no you're curious about the place? + G* s% V: N# \7 k. K9 S
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes - H/ q) e2 Y/ ~# U- }, y& n

/ E3 g3 ]% L& H' F! b* Z9 E white: I would like to control your computer
4 `: w: ~" Y9 x0 [ Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad 3 C$ r7 w& J6 z4 a
white: This is not fair! ! " _9 K$ Q6 I: n/ \1 I
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the   \8 L0 ~) s; }# [
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
; o- t" t9 Y8 }0 M3 J$ e- m hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
% [. Q9 T8 B3 r9 e Hacker: I'm white " V0 u; E: I) W& \/ a# d
us again: This is probably the last time we met the   E5 p7 b8 Q6 r8 W- ]( A1 ?0 ]) g7 F
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
; e7 X0 a$ U; C( c5 S white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! % d6 W4 b, {1 c) r# i
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 8 I' {% M5 W  D7 ^' m- a9 w# r
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! % K& S* w9 U! E) G
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
6 r- k; `( e6 l' g, ^0 W. E hackers: so late, and how not offline? 0 E6 i! K  P, |
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
+ S) n& G9 x" n; H) |& | hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
6 N) J% P! P* Y* x# f* k white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power & l( ?  F) m5 M  D4 q7 v
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
1 Y: |3 G$ E1 N% v! J; V; }! T0 j white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it - l3 t( T+ @8 o  e' d2 N. u! h
white: You are not really powerful
! \  {% C% O! x# H9 J' o. J' C hackers: so-so friends
! @1 [8 V# [' h  T+ v white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. + A- S/ R# y; P. e6 ~7 C( P4 y
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
% e( ^+ h3 @8 l3 B. s7 N hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
* n4 W; Q  Y) c0 x3 l white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . $ _- E' u  K8 o9 Z
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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