(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
' ~. b7 D& c2 i前台小姐：“hello.”
. p- w0 }, w7 `8 S老外：“hi.”
' ]# E0 D3 ]( f+ l- b5 |& E5 W前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
, g1 Z6 C# A1 ?" N) Z) y老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
& N4 N1 @  h6 K9 N4 ]老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
& |- @3 _+ W. F8 K前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
' G7 ]3 g$ N5 Q; U老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
, [8 ^& m5 C( [! J8 i老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？