(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
+ B; }2 J  R8 [( F& w5 F清闲，面带微笑的：
  j1 {( ^/ ~! k, {: _* X) s7 l前台小姐：“hello.”
. E  ^# W0 l2 m* h老外：“hi.”
% [8 A' \  c/ w9 S. C* a* V: L前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
. o! e) t% y' L$ g/ h. |7 U前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
3 ~2 p" j/ w" E前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
: }- l/ ^$ y7 w' B/ M/ V  rcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 u4 D% V! B/ }' J+ D; Q5 J' F老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 o( t9 M6 l$ y7 C0 I3 ~6 {老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! @  h0 K1 \& L7 B+ m) y, N前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& m2 y% v* p0 F* n& A$ T我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？