(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
( l3 d, R- x$ P6 k6 R. i" y/ j6 N清闲，面带微笑的：
9 f+ H! ~8 s* y- G# i( z6 n# O. x2 [前台小姐：“hello.”
: R; |8 p: g& ?# F% a老外：“hi.”
% u" Z* p0 I3 o+ A前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
  t0 I, ^7 i5 d6 Y老外：“can you speak english？”
( l" s. T$ k( [9 S$ S7 T+ u前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
5 g; Z( N. b: ?0 e老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
% m& F+ I; i% o% c7 G* r$ m前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
4 u. J9 }% N* ^, ^: C/ Dcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
& o7 F4 A8 t3 g  z2 A4 E老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
6 J: ]* t( o8 C# d" q7 M- C& N; w冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

4 Z/ D' Q' h) A, X7 e我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？