(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
& i2 Z' J( R: b& _老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 Z9 S% B$ k, I& I8 c老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
: A9 s& h5 W/ H, A& [前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
& l9 a, {9 ^; @; x$ o" N, c/ F前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
# Y/ j1 f5 X7 m$ S0 _* i0 f( x老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
0 N/ w3 j! w0 w3 _: v! X前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- m( n& f' _1 P& V5 k9 N( A老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？