a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
& S3 Z/ l3 w: H0 {; |! W3 M+ T; X  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
! W8 k& q9 R  E7 ]7 y  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
5 r. E* z, A# J" J" U( y7 X+ l4 r% \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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- j2 `" r* ^7 X+ U  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
) c  Q5 l2 a, r( Q( Q. u8 G  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
, t. d- n; s9 w1 n* ]3 h  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
2 J8 p* z9 H' h  s2 C1 j% Q3 }  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
# C! c5 Q5 Z; T, B$ K& e8 ?  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
- ]! l2 n5 Y5 m) k8 ?8 P  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
: X% y! ~) U: D6 b( S& P  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
, p: f  j/ p6 s5 }  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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