a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
5 W" i3 o' Z  [; L% k1 T  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
, {0 G- ?. E% `( K) ?* A  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ M1 A/ y3 H' i) P( G5 G  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% N3 y3 y( f9 O& v) H  bandages."                                                               
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( s3 v% c8 l! h5 O/ l( E- |3 s  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
2 w- _  g* t, o- y# L# S* ?% K& `  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
; d3 L& o2 L/ g8 S" ~& b7 _% {  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
1 E) ?6 g4 ]) B6 ?1 c  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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& H% \) B) j) m1 l' O  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( g- \7 p( i$ D+ L' }/ C  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
+ K% T8 |  l! D: M8 W  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
2 J" p* o' N& p3 W+ e! s  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; I' H9 `) D8 d& ~  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 n" u! z& g0 s. v* g  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
+ i  G6 y0 |$ ~8 u9 a0 I$ G/ W' P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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