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3 t# ^. ]0 Z6 u, b$ zRedneck Yard Swing* N. R. m6 e/ a3 w$ K% l* ]
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; S, U/ g9 t- J& a A Redneck passed away and left his entire
& j% @1 ^9 p8 Y" r6 g: N/ A2 I estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.+ }* V# P2 s1 w. _
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?! L# p6 i/ ]& Z+ S; s. y! D+ c5 V
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden' E, S F {6 ?/ G7 z# Q* g
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 6 r' m- ]8 c* p; R2 z( y
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo! M9 o k& I1 ~' ?7 f
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:. J! n' N) z# ?% X7 j; x
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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! x+ v) q. U, P, Z$ U Who invented the toothbrush?, P& Y2 |. n+ ]3 ]8 O7 T
A Redneck!!
+ j8 M+ ]) a0 G (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)9 v M: m+ Y/ g2 B( J; M
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Redneck Time Out" P: }7 C/ Z1 {( j
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
( Y9 D6 g+ |" i: W8 L# u7 Q The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.0 A R0 |# G8 C! }
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed* t4 s( u9 V2 m6 {! k" R/ N! Z
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.6 r7 v* o L8 i/ o7 X5 Y, X. {
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Redneck Wheelchair
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" u* P! ?% K7 D, J5 S0 s, V Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
9 b0 [2 D1 w/ h a# q6 F( c 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'! e% u) a& a# a" l: n
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A Redneck Thanksgiving1 ]5 T" [; d2 k+ X- g8 f! k
4 X; U6 j1 G& t* } (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)( A! d- W" X( F9 a& E
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' w# g+ T. e. g- i( o7 ]# ] A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...# H! ]$ d( W5 i. v* B7 ^
% E( J& K8 {9 a% z( E" ~ That's all folks!
% {* Z& N1 ?1 e8 n4 k. N. w I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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