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Redneck Yard Swing- Q `: R0 f6 w. n. E+ e& F
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire% j7 F7 h! c2 a( P$ k
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.) W% r% v( _# `7 n, e* m
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+ Z. N: x& \# h7 B: S Redneck Cooler
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$ \8 q& ~) z; B) i) z( U$ ` How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
- H e% [ |# v0 { When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."2 s5 r& g/ C1 X8 V7 t
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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6 C. j; X6 I8 L/ ]5 J. _ B! f6 ?4 g: S7 ] Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 i# u- l5 H3 K: F V1 v- d8 w; l8 q
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. " ]3 d9 v+ @; O; [# Y
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Redneck Limo
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# e- R9 J! h7 M+ ` Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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2) There are no dental records& W p0 D/ |( p; \: i. b7 Q$ ]$ j
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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% i4 p+ O$ m4 J5 ?, ^; G' s Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
/ m6 D- N/ l7 W The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair6 L% ?# ^4 l K% B' Z+ g
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?# A) b, _: K1 b) w4 d @# ^
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.', I: X+ J0 U) W; A$ p* }& ?
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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" z/ D' b& I; z ] and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' - G3 n# x( M" I& @4 ]0 B
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3 \- y8 `- \7 r2 ~. \ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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