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发表于 2010-4-7 12:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 2 [, B! c% l/ F

+ S5 \# y1 H9 c5 O& CRedneck Yard Swing: y8 G. e" f8 G3 e7 F7 r9 y
Rednack Swing.jpg
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire- ]# ^4 Z: ]6 B& F
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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/ r' Z: E- M, Y' {$ A7 S+ {9 u4 M Redneck Cooler+ b- n9 s9 C! I  o: M1 F  k
Rednack Cooler.jpg
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" e, X# O) D  w0 O% H How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?' o! d( r% v$ X- G5 l  D; Y
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."% s2 N; k' S5 e, V/ Q8 h
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/ k/ }1 j5 ~( g- o9 o- g6 Y Redneck Cellar - r; ~& M* M9 V+ Q7 N3 I/ f
Rednack Cellar.jpg   , G7 {" j9 x% P' A0 a* ~, c* p
Redneck Garden+ I9 G: e3 O3 C. H, u
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???   d# W' c3 J7 j3 q5 j9 T$ x
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.   F! e2 M! G7 S; R
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9 v1 U8 ^9 J8 G. ~% m& S: c  Redneck Limo9 j' N, u. A; l' i/ K* l
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7 w# b. F8 L/ ` Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
- @* z' |0 l; A3 n5 p" T. {. M 1) The DNA is all the same
& [* I. y: n: f6 n6 v* Y  2) There are no dental records+ M& q# s6 s0 F/ a& {1 g
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Rednack Mailbox.jpg
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Who invented the toothbrush?! [; k* _# a0 u4 M: Y
    A Redneck!!
: w* A9 p6 o( O5 j  A0 b (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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9 Y  ^3 ]2 |- i$ z! x3 h2 K, G( z, w Redneck Time Out
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: u+ z" Q0 E1 B. I8 ?& q! q) c2 f% ]" X Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; g1 Q8 }* p7 T  p1 f
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast 9 G5 T: _+ x* G( B2 C9 k2 \
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2 x. z- \3 A3 n5 D6 e A new Redneck law was just recently passed
) u' ^$ j2 N# V( l; a/ t) h When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair( z" @$ ^& n) b9 q' Y. [; S& X
Red wheel chair.jpg
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 k+ D$ t: v0 U+ s, J 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.', l' G; v! [0 E/ Y: r
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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+ v; F% ^6 o, o (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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: h' e, w9 n  V" `1 C7 q0 n         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
9 ]$ e! z0 a' Z0 F) C5 }0 R  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .- Y& G, S" `$ p) i0 z3 @
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...( g+ x) L1 y; k/ E" M  ]! P& ]
Rednack Sleigh.jpg
$ A6 ]; X. q6 \. ~8 X& V  That's all folks! ( b9 t- z' ?5 |, `
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!
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发表于 2010-4-7 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-7 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
redneck的院子都好有创意啊,很想试试redneck的swing。。。
# ]: p( O$ M$ N' A3 P7 G竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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