Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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" e, X# O) D  w0 O% H How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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7 w# b. F8 L/ ` Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
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& [* I. y: n: f6 n6 v* Y  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
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: u+ z" Q0 E1 B. I8 ?& q! q) c2 f% ]" X Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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2 x. z- \3 A3 n5 D6 e A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 k+ D$ t: v0 U+ s, J 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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: h' e, w9 n  V" `1 C7 q0 n         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

$ A6 ]; X. q6 \. ~8 X& V  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
# ]: p( O$ M$ N' A3 P7 G竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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