Redneck

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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7 D0 o  D( _7 k! v How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
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  Redneck Limo
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* _4 H1 v( C0 H- c  F+ d Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
4 E; W3 t. c; h$ N* Y* h 1) The DNA is all the same
% `6 z) [4 s& B$ r8 p. E4 D8 S  2) There are no dental records
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4 D1 U: x9 W) j  i) z; F Who invented the toothbrush?
) M2 \3 {: z2 i% O    A Redneck!!
5 |) c' x1 q; P0 _) K3 l (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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# i/ v: \2 @: S$ w2 E9 y Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
% g# M2 [* a# z- `' v' e! S The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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6 k1 N; C6 }' n6 J% d4 P" \' N# B Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
' i0 t' H/ C+ B! M+ W/ [ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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$ h. h8 @$ `5 t A Redneck Thanksgiving
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) Y; G5 A( g* A- H" y         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25