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9 V7 x& z9 ^5 g3 ERedneck Yard Swing
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+ ^# C* i* H( o7 g7 d0 V A Redneck passed away and left his entire
# A8 Y) b# R' X# { estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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* U6 i, h& s9 C9 e* M" t( I How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?7 @& Q7 L L$ q( J0 f& A5 k
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."6 y1 ^9 `- \8 x+ K8 c4 p6 w
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? - A! ]% N) d9 R/ ?$ ?3 j& Y
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo) r# V4 f9 @1 d' V# J4 V
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:6 h- { A) ?; R: n' K* [7 r
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?( ` z, Z# d% P, M8 x7 I
A Redneck!!
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; W! `4 F1 ~. q8 t3 f5 c5 {: Z: Q Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
& w6 J$ O7 ~* h6 t" j" U0 c The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.( y& a) V, g G7 a- p
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{7 g. I- v& N0 \ A new Redneck law was just recently passed
) P1 |8 S! u" T1 z4 R+ `% ]6 @, h When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair! Y6 q$ x( `& Z r& u( c
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& _3 A, q( J3 }) Z Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- q0 v! B( P7 W# J- |( D% E 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 k% c4 _1 h+ |
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...0 [) s9 }# q- u2 e P" y
2 B }; m3 p! { d That's all folks!
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