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) l# R( U+ [4 v4 bRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire! H/ N) v, E9 D, w4 I, x7 a
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.; Q4 g6 L" S* r6 W3 w. p
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, z) X" J' O6 i9 T How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
# |; P: |3 ~- _2 B" b' S When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden8 I% K) F5 O0 a5 m; H6 R9 u
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( V, ?# Y& E% L6 \1 P% v Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
" k2 H6 K* x% m4 l0 K. t3 l9 x It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & G. L. R* F+ u' ^$ n( U- A5 D
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Redneck Limo; j6 B# Q# l8 }+ x% T
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: U _8 Q0 W% O3 o
1) The DNA is all the same
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Who invented the toothbrush?3 L v, ~+ O' S U: R
A Redneck!!
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2 @, N! k# ~# T! y- d Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
- K( s; ~" {/ _' ~6 k8 h( f The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years., {4 `$ m, f, K$ e( e
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed$ \: p" }# Y2 e: T, {
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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3 {5 C* P( {* S5 V# a, X1 y |: `# f Redneck Wheelchair( @/ f* X& }7 f' i& h) A
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/ |3 }- i* q" n1 g. r5 P9 f' E* \ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?) `7 Q9 h- `+ B0 D) E8 K2 h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.') p* X* P1 T8 Q# Z! q+ ]
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)8 D( a+ X$ w7 I7 a) g: k9 N' {* h
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; l4 u& Z% Y4 v5 j A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
3 r3 {- t1 V( ]$ l: g- b and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .9 Q5 B- a& o4 S f1 l6 w. m
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' % D7 w' b4 D9 Q* T G O& R2 V
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh..., A* P# P6 p; B
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That's all folks!
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