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% ~7 G' F8 ^: U0 kRedneck Yard Swing

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& Q# q/ x4 v. n/ r* J5 k. C A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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. u& y/ s2 W: _: C( o8 I+ K How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
' D! U8 d1 n  E/ B' v  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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6 X( y7 y+ m- Z  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
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  C& a' b0 P! S% [3 L8 s Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
2 I. a3 @* _0 y/ Q/ O1 }: r* R The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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# m1 N9 b  `" F& H+ T/ v/ K Redneck Weenie Roast
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# R. p$ X: b1 k" L! Q0 n+ y! j A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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1 U9 ~* {' Z3 ]/ E2 @ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
5 q% O% j( I* `6 t$ l7 a 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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0 }! `4 B$ P$ C3 M2 ?% x6 M A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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* X! j& t+ F  o. e: D; a         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
$ y1 g/ h4 k: |% H  ~- {竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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