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( f1 n; @: i& J7 T A Redneck passed away and left his entire
! ^/ O. m# l [) Q estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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+ f4 |0 I% E! l How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ ]# T" M( Q, F1 ?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar " \# Z. D% N5 y. Y
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Redneck Garden, r2 n1 h5 R3 r: l' m& V
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: `2 T( o& c( s7 W1 k8 A Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 9 K7 ?1 B4 M; h% }
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
9 g) P& E. D+ T$ S( [) B& w# I 1) The DNA is all the same
: v$ |$ t) R% \2 x, E) @ 2) There are no dental records
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- Z; G- W# x- d# z Redneck Mailbox$ {: e# \' q; w; W3 k; T3 x
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! ]6 \1 \: L3 y3 F Who invented the toothbrush?
: w+ Z4 k2 I+ b& S n, r/ q A Redneck!!
; P- F& @7 p. a* @ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)( @/ I, S7 ~6 z# }
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 X% }, V3 M% V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.( l9 k6 m+ B# {/ s- j9 M* u" ~
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5 g* r& V3 B3 T* s3 w A new Redneck law was just recently passed
; b, C, r% F! I# @ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.2 @9 ^6 u5 |7 X/ X# g9 m
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* c9 D& P, Q1 s" p Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?/ i& S ]2 {+ A
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'9 [' p1 s. ]7 D" \. P, b) m
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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$ w$ O; s5 v( G# I8 S6 @ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' , k% l: Z2 T9 V2 K
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8 y. Q% ]4 ?! W8 r1 e6 r* H That's all folks!
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