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0 Z! L& T8 L& M+ x+ O' [Redneck Yard Swing
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9 U3 I, H3 i8 s; l6 `& s! e# I8 { A Redneck passed away and left his entire+ C. X' `7 ]. X
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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6 r9 l. c9 Y4 q; d( n! q Redneck Cooler
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/ f0 L; i/ z; E7 s4 }& Z9 J How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
. m; Z1 C) ]+ U$ p- J- X When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden7 g9 |( \: q5 p4 A8 i
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 7 W# ^, m- {0 m; e+ l/ p
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 2 H' z3 [: t; g8 Y
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 W! o7 \4 c& T4 p; y 1) The DNA is all the same/ H) j" P. b) J" j
2) There are no dental records
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7 O5 p I1 P2 ~" f+ T. D2 u" y Redneck Mailbox! V) \( y3 b* ]& m2 j3 l6 t1 R' l2 _
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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: T' _5 U+ X4 g/ y8 C6 u (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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: W* M- L/ t. g Redneck Time Out
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' S8 y* y* P5 A; U0 C% J Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?7 F V5 A% Y# M$ e- X
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.0 W- ]9 f) E6 L
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
. g& _5 V( U0 d* N 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 166 C6 J @! h0 C: l) k+ ]
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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That's all folks!
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