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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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3 p. u6 i2 M! v3 ]0 U$ N7 {# I 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
`0 C- F1 f# [7 @' O7 K* y: m6 { 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! & l2 ]/ ?* V+ T! r
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
, j; o% u0 y& V) _) W) B 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! - }; z4 s( k: ?: F
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 2 G# \7 S/ N* F9 H- A, h
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
2 ]( ^6 v$ V# X' S6 w2 T% d students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 0 _2 X+ z* O1 z% ~& x
me: chemistry. . .
4 ]# [9 A: \3 i7 p 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
3 Z; ~; J: p9 b3 \: K 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 8 \& ]" {/ I6 j. g0 ` s
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
5 r+ j X4 E6 t 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
# T% l* ^& b- Y+ M/ w4 S- q 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 1 `6 _, S' e2 l& q7 Q" l" N+ ]
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 3 u' e) j1 o0 T
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
; b0 f. j- p1 e this time, a players on the answer in the.
9 u9 N4 R* w6 o0 B4 r1 s3 C host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
7 E) y' P, ]. Y: G, o. n 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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4 |/ t4 r4 J8 x5 n, v6 w* \ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
- n! n& F( L- g, K' D5 r4 R% a( _ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
# t# h6 [& W* H/ M you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
0 A9 T- J0 U. ~ 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "3 k; ^2 F1 s% D% f* g, j
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, f5 D- w' k, B' e9 } l4 d3 z- V students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" {6 V# w1 j' V% T
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
( W$ g& K3 @, B5 f. T* | 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" * t7 P0 M) l9 \# o1 G8 _' J
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ( L0 I7 }2 q, ?; S4 f
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
# p/ T; x: A" J* \) o/ T 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
: b* b& }7 r( V' C 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. ' c G9 o( J$ R& Z8 z7 s# V
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
# g- K, u' t4 U 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
1 `8 g0 D% V, d7 M! D1 T* @ ?% w1 f 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
7 {; ]6 l9 ^9 E: V 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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