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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh$ u L" @2 k! C) c# r
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! K s/ W! G( D( | 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar ( u' K: s. ]; I( D
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! $ P3 B: e( @$ d% u2 i
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 1 G# [& f- a9 ~" T' L
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! : y0 @( P. j! ^5 V8 V
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
& T& B( K6 _# g! T' Z1 X 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 9 L8 ?+ r2 s. R. F
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? : N- N [" N( E/ k* u0 j6 v- \' F ?/ g
me: chemistry. . . % a: g6 a% E- g" l) I
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" ) F( C2 W! y1 C h9 X. j0 Y2 d( l
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
0 ~3 r. o ~. U 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
5 a1 z0 R- w( I4 L) l7 f 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) # b( I/ _8 h/ V5 u- G
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 8 U, Y( m+ \2 V) K; S
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
0 j. C, m6 c+ o/ _" K" s then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
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* l; n9 U4 F# L host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" - p. E i7 s% C& {/ Z# x
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "; j; F; x6 b7 }* M' q7 W
13, when the school
9 u' q5 d. j: u& W3 @* l" A0 | day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "6 ~" M& G) n" y0 m; r1 v" y
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "+ N/ B$ M p) e/ S9 d1 @
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 1 j# ~. K8 } Y, \. B
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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$ `5 V; m6 K0 ?8 N: k6 y students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
2 ?5 h5 G5 |, E, h. u' d" y results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
2 O' Y' k, C; d1 ~6 { 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" & p# _6 ^+ S) ^- b4 c, Q
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
8 w4 K" ^; y% g, K& Q7 \; b 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." $ L* C0 D& d1 ]. ^( _
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . , D% P" H: U" ^% w! F4 L
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. " @- j" i# o. @0 l( M
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 0 C( a5 _) c& T/ g
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ( `, P" l8 J4 ~& K2 n
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "; q6 Q4 u/ ]8 b7 ?/ D
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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