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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh5 H2 k) G9 s& r% @ Y' u
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
; T0 _1 Z/ d% }) @8 N& d 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 9 }9 L- D5 `3 W) }9 Y# u
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
9 S: p2 ?5 G- @; o( O 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ; }5 y# x) W6 P! X+ ] D8 A
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 9 q' Z* C1 M: h" a& t, ?; e d
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
w6 j$ z7 }* Q4 B4 z' u) j students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
5 Y! ]! {! C$ V- K6 [ me: chemistry. . . 8 q j+ [: l+ Z: F! P
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" ' z. I4 ?9 m; x U* Z- h/ t9 O
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 8 v5 j! x: ^% j5 e. {# y7 X
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
- o2 L+ x; X. F2 `7 P* d" g4 `5 a 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
$ h( d+ `8 G. V+ u6 ^" f6 K 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 4 T* `, U- B1 M9 [) O& v$ v; E1 w! J
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ( `! H! H1 _( \ b+ c
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
" X0 `2 c' P ?3 [1 b" W this time, a players on the answer in the. $ Q; ^# P- K# K: x8 P+ ], F' b
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
! i& D# A) ?, G( Y 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "/ m- A' ?. y$ u* D6 B& C4 X
13, when the school 5 V, o) S4 p( _: }' e+ e4 R
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "2 f- W/ Q- w, o7 |+ `0 V4 \) i8 G: `0 F
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
6 c5 \/ Q* a6 S/ V+ g p( i4 c you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
, }0 I/ a1 c- {: Q/ r* E3 M1 k 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
x% h& H( x" ^0 V- b 15, one bedroom 7 ~, v* ?; ~, ?8 U" @( Z
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 7 s9 X0 B* e/ |' q/ n+ |* o0 O. e
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
6 ^ o4 Z `. ?$ o1 z a 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" , ~5 u+ _0 D5 x* {
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" . }% u3 @' {7 t k* k' D8 B$ y! e
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." : G" G9 I* d& _4 k' I8 o/ V
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
: k6 S8 h4 z6 U" b 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
3 N% L4 ~, \; F( `$ C* ^ 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; D, n6 o8 S. r- p( s4 r6 W' j( E 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" $ H+ O6 j" [& s9 Q- L
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
: i" V j( g2 k# E) j 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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