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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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% E, ]3 ?2 u; u/ W 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
# U. Y) \9 h& z. I8 n 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
9 s F7 k8 X2 X4 P- ^, ]6 \+ ]$ m 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
" N6 a& N; f3 @: I# n& ~ 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 9 Y; x' Q) t& \
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
3 o/ X6 M9 p2 [+ y 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
/ u7 m: ^* b- w& G students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? , b5 T4 i$ G. e4 r o2 B) N
me: chemistry. . . * t$ L# g8 S* o& ^/ | f! Q+ X
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" . x/ U: T/ [- H* N( x! w# q
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
9 q+ D& k6 I; `% `! y6 z. ? 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
4 i8 T) W- C5 B7 W 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ( \ P, z9 {/ A B, _9 ~5 Z* A
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 8 L7 ]0 q4 _( `/ o0 E
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
* N" E" t- C' @. ?; V then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
4 L! V2 k) N/ t, V7 q' p$ n# } this time, a players on the answer in the. 4 D: x8 P7 k! I0 W% W% J* N
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
7 T9 M1 b3 f" O; S8 C 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "+ n6 s% ?+ |- v' k8 Z) f
13, when the school
: `8 ^4 `7 ~7 q0 Q/ R2 d day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "* U. c: r3 m, z. J. i8 \
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "# X h" T: o' S) h% i2 p
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 1 e% C6 F" n* k
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "' C/ A, g. b8 D5 x0 }' s
15, one bedroom : X( m, ?0 Y: \. P* ^
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
, V6 N' \1 g* [! m6 d3 ` results say it is: "He has passed away ..." : l/ `4 q j( R1 j7 s
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
: j5 J( _& X: h( f 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
) x" x9 S5 B; v& X' a 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 5 v ]! @! ?2 G' I$ f- A, l. d: C
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
- B* ?" e+ p; z. N# l) S/ T2 o 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
* ^& P! a& f- N$ x: J9 p 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
4 i- d" K1 \# Q' {9 m 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" $ m( R% l6 e& i/ c7 C
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "3 A2 C6 _+ y$ y, @% I
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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