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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh' @* ^* t7 r: C) u: |9 Q. e. N
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 0 W0 j- h: ?# w! u, {, v
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! : K5 l$ d6 Q2 ^
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! $ s! @; L* E% ?5 E `
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 0 E( ^$ `$ Z+ ]/ z! W1 w" r
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
$ J( }0 P5 t6 s# m v7 Z. A 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
; r: A* _! V* I2 @ students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? " B! d- p. w) `
me: chemistry. . .
/ A2 X7 S; Z# Q2 U, I7 @3 e9 J 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
) c0 d# |. Q8 _9 x1 X6 X' N 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
$ z+ f: [& {# `( c7 N8 S6 } 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 K: N6 Q2 ~8 b1 z% j
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 6 V& ?; s; ~0 V k" O
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
8 k4 w+ p# A# F* B+ c7 \ hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
4 H! q2 [1 [! u i) \ then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." - t3 v. a! |" C9 q# T. ^
this time, a players on the answer in the.
5 n; ~, K! O9 X6 W host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" # E. f) [& F7 M% r3 g
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
# B6 \2 g! p7 m, F4 Z' w* j! U+ m 13, when the school
5 @1 ~6 Z% L" V day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
; i# k3 u. |8 i! j7 }' v) v I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
& ?9 b1 D& K3 V you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
. ^! V* k" N2 V4 u! l7 ^6 X. ] 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "2 n4 o: f1 j4 L+ z4 ~
15, one bedroom 8 c. f/ T! T$ l. d
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" _4 c) @2 B: ]( ?
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
2 K1 z* q/ b7 t6 s/ y" Q 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
3 D z6 V; ]3 s2 R- h 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
$ U" n, c M" f( c2 F N: p 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." . Z4 G' a( H3 }
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . / K" z) U# G! Y! \2 e
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. - F- }) [' o: E1 ?: ]# {9 V9 l% p
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
7 \* R9 L5 n, i# V7 x c 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" u' s* \$ O# T* }1 M! [
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "8 {) b) j U5 b9 [7 G8 T- I
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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