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& X. ^; t$ c+ hDriver's License - too cute not to forward. ^# g, S! W$ v
q+ H$ n8 o- e) C# zA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 4 U/ t! |# U1 f# S' Q& Z- G7 G
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
% L7 C$ `, T. c6 G. {'It's not polite.'
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; C/ m- U, W4 H) d'OK', the little girl says, " ~. g+ }; b6 P4 T1 h' b
'How much do you weigh?'
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, n; P' {+ _0 m. V'Now really,' the mother says, T8 Q: u! j5 F: ]+ q
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' / G/ V& x& S9 o
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' , I4 Y; ^" ~/ _
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' ! A, ]& b& X! D0 P' K; ~
4 u4 n; M( a9 J1 O- [The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. * R/ e- {7 H2 Q& P% ~
6 b5 l' a) y6 F, z8 K% ?' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
% N3 J) n9 q5 ^$ J- ~'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
' @8 `" d+ W/ ?( wIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' & T/ _7 s% [9 u+ b, h
/ J: Y1 M2 u6 S, D5 g5 qLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 3 z) a. E* R! Y; W
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' ) t, X n. U5 i: o9 z: K
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The mother is surprised and asks, : F' j/ u2 l7 L# Y
'How did you find that out?
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, q% V) U- ]$ N+ t l* p8 \'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 9 z+ b( N( {% B8 k6 e
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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! b, i0 \" G/ z'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?': m1 N* ]: o2 P+ s# K
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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