Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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. L3 W! ?, i6 t+ o: K  j" gDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

0 e& r) Z2 z0 n; a  _1 Z1 HA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

" H8 q9 [  [/ P" K$ k' f8 E; y'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

3 S5 |7 _) {7 ~+ \  d'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

) ?' c9 G* L. E/ a5 E% v+ }: \'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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/ \" d% g" O6 n8 {% P- A) F'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

" O8 c6 N7 S  r5 XThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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* Z' ]1 u2 v( v0 Z$ y'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

  B2 Q* Q  h: K; TLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
& \9 [- h# v( D7 @'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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. }- n& h! t7 q& n  K. @, bThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

/ m7 Q% \2 S+ v'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

& @: p" g& L: c& H6 `) c( C2 }'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
  z, f  N, L/ C' A8 \$ T% \& P, ?1 ]'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

- w) n) n6 k! H7 Y# j$ e'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

  P% Z* y, h% v/ }/ V'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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2 a' ?8 K# X' {8 KIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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