Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
4 S( ?3 U+ z& \'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
. g+ l3 A' l9 b1 ~+ C. i8 W'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 Y8 `6 D) Q8 ?6 i'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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. A: e+ L. v8 _, I: u& eUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

5 Y- d3 T$ ^0 Y# r7 w9 g+ n& F'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

7 C) i4 j* u: V. P( i+ WThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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: N- G8 ?$ R1 |- B# u1 L'Well,' says the friend,
" d/ ?1 S8 E4 S  D4 E& }'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
; J' Z0 w8 Z& n* z% P'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
4 H8 w: g: ~9 a% q! C7 n: m0 j6 ]! F2 D4 ^'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller