Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
# z+ P! u- a5 d5 ?; I'How much do you  weigh?'

3 |; v) I% h# y6 i'Now really,' the mother says,  
- n/ v0 H+ e9 q6 ~'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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+ V4 _7 _' u4 O/ q'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

! {  V; k. q- _, ]" @3 YThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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; ~* U0 ~8 [( L3 c6 {' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
/ i& W' |8 w8 p9 |'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

1 `2 @, v" T8 {% E1 i5 tThe mother is surprised and  asks,
9 j: `& \, \9 _5 x( Z( K'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
( Q3 C4 P8 m, Y" q  K8 g' U7 o- x'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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% Q! U$ `+ ]5 m5 R/ R% d- ~3 U'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

* S3 k- Q  M8 |4 H( K4 \) SIf you  see someone without a smile today
1 n* j$ I4 z+ s' Wgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller