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- V: N/ K5 M. z5 P0 y/ |Driver's License - too cute not to forward9 }! f$ {# u+ J$ l; D
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. p& ~' ^# a! }4 D& h9 h* u) n
4 Q0 K8 h [- [; Q' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' % D6 d& N& y4 |, ^& W% E
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
' j4 m% k& q1 _7 Y& j: B7 j'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
: U" B9 f- T" a' L'How much do you weigh?' ( b- T# b# c2 H; ~7 e
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'Now really,' the mother says,
2 D* G$ Z- w) d" p5 w8 G6 v'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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7 P# L+ `6 x. W/ Y7 | {( CUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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7 v2 W4 _8 x6 @/ F; v'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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O* Z# P: K! l7 d. L3 n; g5 pThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ( ?) H+ |$ x9 b9 v$ _: ~ l/ H; j
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. . q/ Z4 t6 [3 F9 k& Y
4 N7 {9 E H& r: t2 L. ]' V'Well,' says the friend,
8 h; {, u! p4 \$ E Y'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
/ Y: Y0 {4 C2 y1 H% NIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ( H6 K/ [& R3 f5 c8 q$ P
- ~, i% k! ^( h9 _' d. C5 i- cLater that night the little girl says to her mother, ( D4 n7 }& N, w! `, x5 S: g& o
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' . }; H, m p" ~ P! E; d! E
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The mother is surprised and asks, 2 g0 Q8 d+ \: z% \$ b
'How did you find that out?
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# P( E! A" _# n+ n+ ~/ n; _ Z'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' $ t3 P& _+ P: r6 x2 q: m H$ T6 K
% L* l& L, b8 r7 w% f3 U9 tThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
, m2 Y9 I6 [/ o1 Z) J4 ['How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 7 r" M3 ^ @' Y0 s/ X( Y6 y
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
* A0 p: X, C$ \. c, G% V6 H'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' z$ ^8 [( S( T( L7 a7 k
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'Because you got an F in sex.'" R- I3 R8 T( {+ O9 Q( u6 @
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