Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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2 ?' V2 K. v4 ~# y  Q- sDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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5 w& Z; e6 i, v* W- Z; dA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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& p9 t7 f) O* q9 A'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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) I$ d9 j5 _% v6 [1 T'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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& B' I3 u$ G$ ~- @7 dUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

% q5 }5 I9 y8 f; g  g3 DThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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+ i# k* g8 n# |6 j! e! c, P, W& S* j4 e' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
5 A5 b; O0 ]1 v# A5 O/ H+ U'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
' X) K7 i0 v- j. ?5 X) H7 YIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
( a% V8 Q; r4 b1 \1 `+ S'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

! }' ^5 ^. n( r4 BThe mother is surprised and  asks,
. E: D) g. T: G2 N& |" ^  e4 U'How did you find that out?

, L$ j" S0 W- b( z'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

+ F# V" ~( j- B5 J( A'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

% x7 b$ o" h( a. w0 m/ c'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller