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2 ?' V2 K. v4 ~# y Q- sDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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5 w& Z; e6 i, v* W- Z; dA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 7 \1 W+ ^ A" r" }
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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& p9 t7 f) O* q9 A'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 6 p/ U* Q& R6 P3 C7 I! J
'It's not polite.'
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) I$ d9 j5 _% v6 [1 T'OK', the little girl says, : U! y+ U* T1 x0 k7 |
'How much do you weigh?' 5 \& g& S* F# E! H& J' S
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'Now really,' the mother says, 5 g' n+ I7 [: x( w5 |
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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& B' I3 u$ G$ ~- @7 dUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ; Q- V6 c9 M+ K3 i
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 6 U0 S& Q* [ o% J8 d1 Y
% q5 }5 I9 y8 f; g g3 DThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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+ i# k* g8 n# |6 j! e! c, P, W& S* j4 e' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
5 A5 b; O0 ]1 v# A5 O/ H+ U'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
' X) K7 i0 v- j. ?5 X) H7 YIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 7 @- x1 w; u" w. u9 o, s0 c
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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! }' ^5 ^. n( r4 BThe mother is surprised and asks,
. E: D) g. T: G2 N& |" ^ e4 U'How did you find that out? " J+ @( b) ~& u- ~2 W7 f
, L$ j" S0 W- b( z'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 2 h- U# X m" \( a
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, - {1 ~& J" q3 K) J/ Q) t+ n9 X
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' - ^- r: o: u3 c" k+ R
+ F# V" ~( j- B5 J( A'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'( Y. {5 c, _4 x% u Q
% x7 b$ o" h( a. w0 m/ c'Because you got an F in sex.'9 d k" Y* R) d6 Q. R% J
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