Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

) n+ h( G" C$ F5 YA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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5 T' R2 h2 e4 O! Y- u3 Z'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

9 H5 v4 |1 r4 D3 U1 i" d'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

+ C# R3 r, v* w+ r2 K) o'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

9 ]$ y/ }# S' t5 U'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

% }3 G0 W* v& CThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
3 e; L! \/ n, R$ ~6 j'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

. P2 n' v4 q0 }. H  G+ `Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

" ?, v& w! D2 e6 @2 G! U  OThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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/ }: W) r7 N. d'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

/ c% _8 h. k; B% YThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
& s" w$ E, l7 z( B9 F'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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7 v0 Z! J( a: {7 e'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

8 W" P1 i6 q8 r: p; U) P; A# T'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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: @! D  g% S" I' ^/ G% IIf you  see someone without a smile today
3 `% U) l: M: G. I% F! \give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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