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Driver's License - too cute not to forward: k! S8 q. d! e4 K5 k) o3 X& `
) n+ h( G" C$ F5 YA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 9 ^/ ]& l# ^) D9 Y: w; L/ f8 U! G
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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5 T' R2 h2 e4 O! Y- u3 Z'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. & [+ @! ~! F/ c# t' P% _0 \8 ]
'It's not polite.' & E1 C2 ]+ M! }5 Q0 R+ N1 f
9 H5 v4 |1 r4 D3 U1 i" d'OK', the little girl says, % S0 G" z3 a Q r6 @
'How much do you weigh?' 5 b ~5 A7 K* m
+ C# R3 r, v* w+ r2 K) o'Now really,' the mother says, 4 C8 @" w+ k Q) ~4 ~3 `- p
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 1 p6 r3 j7 m, |
9 ]$ y/ }# S' t5 U'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' # {9 y0 W& T* e9 t1 l& \' e
% }3 G0 W* v& CThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 8 Q/ o$ @& T2 C% n2 V' ?
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 2 \# u, \% v( u7 }* J: S& p* g! i0 v, r
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'Well,' says the friend,
3 e; L! \/ n, R$ ~6 j'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. * f& C; X3 h1 Q0 J' a$ E
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' % B& \( k, j. a( N) q
. P2 n' v4 q0 }. H G+ `Later that night the little girl says to her mother, " ]0 D: U I; m5 s9 m$ B) V
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 3 B# M& T# t1 d; M, F* G; m
" ?, v& w! D2 e6 @2 G! U OThe mother is surprised and asks, / F2 J& {1 o% N4 N8 g
'How did you find that out?
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/ }: W) r7 N. d'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 4 ?; c/ c+ H" u) B4 o0 G
/ c% _8 h. k; B% YThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
& s" w$ E, l7 z( B9 F'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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7 v0 Z! J( a: {7 e'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, # \; u( I" G$ K8 d) e
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ; p4 X. e& N/ @, o/ g3 }
8 W" P1 i6 q8 r: p; U) P; A# T'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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: @! D g% S" I' ^/ G% IIf you see someone without a smile today
3 `% U) l: M: G. I% F! \give them one of yours |
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