Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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7 E5 b5 Z! ~& m: [6 g& ADriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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/ K% {( U6 B* u7 r8 O'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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$ y5 d0 v4 {# v5 |- j9 {'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

6 N7 D  G% _- J'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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# O. B7 ]& N! t. Z3 H1 R* s, |0 w/ FThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

$ b: E* [) [7 a7 N4 }+ F' o5 H'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! m9 A5 O1 l  r& V5 A3 uIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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. R( B# R2 v  GLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
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! G4 `6 G/ q( a$ ]'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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6 V" G; C$ {$ G5 ?+ \' {The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
" S& H/ ^9 }" u  e5 s'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

6 J! W2 L* }8 ?* Q( p- g( b'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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6 [0 ?6 S/ n  F6 g; Y& ]If you  see someone without a smile today
# T1 K5 b& R5 a' |6 rgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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