The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
  q+ \; o; ?' |( \3 M   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

0 K$ \+ s% [- V8 s9 E    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
. Z/ a* Q2 Z6 T$ F/ m6 x* z$ w    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
! V9 @! d  J; f0 b+ J% K' O   I like long walks,
! Y8 Q& A% y. W( _    especially when they are taken
( V( b3 l! z. \8 L$ A+ g    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
/ T8 c) \: p2 T! v: f8 r    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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3 l9 {5 K, _; C   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
3 _& Y/ Z: J8 |- |    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
2 |8 ~' ^2 Y$ E, [   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
0 j3 C+ n4 R( v# z    just getting over the hill.
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6 ^2 a9 G; Z1 X! O" B: K  We all get heavier as we get older,
7 T. [3 V  ]3 n0 E+ X    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
& b) V6 \. E) @4 H/ }+ o     about how I look,
7 r6 Z3 ]# y$ M' X& I' Y# o2 j( n    I just find a Happy Hour
! U: C/ ?3 N: R. v   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.