The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
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   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
4 {4 @' T* M- Y- a    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
( i, o: U5 x. Z    by people who annoy me.
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- Y! h9 ~8 ?8 ?( J( l   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
. h5 E5 ~* r' c4 X6 t    I have to walk early in the morning,
4 P# v9 J/ D% i" T2 `/ S    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
2 \/ m5 \$ L2 @' }   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
3 L; w& \* z( s2 w3 b    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
( z2 N7 G$ g: G. @( f   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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" h; d- L; j7 t* ^2 e   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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( ~- \$ ]: @9 R2 t) I   I know I got a lot of exercise
/ m  B3 D. b' \+ Z* b- z1 e    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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* J9 e: _+ g4 F$ g8 t# Y' E& v# C    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
. ]5 {! F" c% H) c9 v% e$ Y6 n! N+ O    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
4 p4 x3 K' q+ w& D1 H1 h    I look just fine.