The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
' C, z( A7 A- R+ k% Y   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

9 a8 F3 q. u0 Q8 d3 G) T9 E6 \    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
7 a( W( T+ e# x# t" G* U' g   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
  U- A  o0 F7 `    by people who annoy me.
  
9 h- W" N. {6 C) O   The only reason I would take up walking
, y0 E$ W6 R+ ]: q    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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! h) I4 j6 _9 V$ R) ]6 F$ w5 o    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
- Y( o. @3 G" B7 I    spent about 400 bucks.
0 x" p6 J0 O4 C9 ?4 Y6 N    Haven't lost a pound.
  E' ?5 w2 a: L    Apparently you have to go there.
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7 k2 M. \+ F, w  \# M( H, {   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
/ G$ M3 K9 m- K9 m    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
" W+ _0 x& P& T5 Q. S, F* n: a    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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, F( ^2 K5 R+ K7 |; B( q( Q+ K   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
" S1 H/ E" F! `% U2 W    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
8 E# K) `( S2 N& X    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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, M* L+ J. e6 y   AND
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, O; \7 ~8 d/ `4 L% @9 b" l. N    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
& \/ U8 G( Z2 n- z    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
! R( e' E, ~, o. v( ]( {/ B    I look just fine.