The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
, w' P' g. I: {( l   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
6 t$ ?; y1 |! r0 h" A. ]    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
/ u- [* \; q! y7 c    by people who annoy me.
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* W9 x0 f* N) M1 B, C. D9 t% V   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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8 {9 b1 L4 i# R; U   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
: F5 c+ ?4 D* I5 v* @   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
* Z( `, p) w* `" W    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
8 i9 |' X# o. |% C* q" A; e   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
( [6 `! H( Y& ^5 O6 B: C0 e    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

, c# G* @6 r# U( V, a    Every time I start thinking too much
( b" N0 k. K0 u4 J* r     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
) R  F, F2 T% O% y0 R7 f    I look just fine.