Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
  J. S( I6 {2 C( E$ m, X9 g2 L9 _Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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( h. B2 O* p! Z1 q) a; r# ^  i" lThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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: J* \5 c9 |* k% r% g4 JTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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8 }+ L: t$ k% m, N) W7 i2 XFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
, F1 `3 e6 I1 U( z% K! bTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 _) I& d" m( \6 ^! ZHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
, C' q+ ~) p" S! V, ITHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ [% I! ]2 `8 z2 y) a! s" iYou are welcome.