Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 X$ M; m+ f% b0 _. ]2 u" h$ oHere are some examples:   
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2 Z* \( E* g! ?FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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5 O8 {$ R" R1 ~; _4 WHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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8 k* x0 u0 F8 pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
% u1 X! O! i0 Z0 ]3 Q2 z6 T+ uHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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9 j+ m; \  b& ?' m- C* {1 vTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! l1 W( D  O# O* r! t9 r# K7 w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.