Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# \# e' H3 @4 k2 {9 @, THere are some examples:   

9 s6 B3 }$ t) \! ^3 g4 ZFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 B, N# O! p2 g. Z  {$ STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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) u! [! u6 ?2 `* i' AHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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& _7 H3 m! g# h  q& M3 }0 N' ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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9 d6 B  y; w) G& d/ RWEB PAGES:
# V5 [, C! _1 F' @& a. @8 wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ V1 x! R% [1 t8 Y8 N# w& Z0 y, |TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
8 J! q: s' k( vHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
4 a% \5 d! r" `$ ^5 C1 t4 i- J* `- iTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

+ H) c; h! F& u* l2 Q( D  rYou are welcome.