Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; f& g$ }' C2 n0 z# z( xHere are some examples:   
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4 N; @6 [. q0 }0 @; {FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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" u; @4 y9 h8 C' C/ T" u: ASPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" R8 c6 N" x. \. p1 F  P- R! GEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
& @1 k! L% A) zHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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+ I2 [6 j$ f+ e: e) b) p$ fTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ t, J* {% f1 t& G- e. U/ B% g' LYou are welcome.