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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, L8 x9 N/ J& F0 `" Y' W: UHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.% i. z6 O" X; W% @/ A
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.1 M# k: R+ _6 s
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated0 L! ]. |1 I' ]
% C6 ~- P) ^0 u6 F2 `HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt./ z* x" v# Z2 b- x, c
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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% G+ \! |* T2 X9 c1 ?! k/ v& U: D1 JEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.7 e' a# ?$ r! e, |0 Z; t
' M) N: m, Y6 qHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.9 P3 Y% {" S; W% [* z4 B
% |: w4 x, f5 L- `& kTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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