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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 u2 G; R8 Q# z* Z% ]5 k$ @1 G
G/ W& p- `/ R"Mary... Mary...." 5 N6 Z& t# V/ a% p# t8 I- i: I
, t i+ K. W" I, T"Is that you Fred?" ( t2 \& N6 a5 C% w! z* X
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ' ?4 e c8 j+ P: Y7 o- d: v
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . |$ _5 Q' J5 N4 m1 H" \- r% p. _2 `, j
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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