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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. * W6 q- ]# q) s! k5 J/ L
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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9 n$ l' M+ J8 Y1 m; A2 C ~"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % T0 h7 Y9 C5 I$ M* v- x* i
, ?# t) G1 O# j0 d+ b `: D"What is it like?" 1 m2 I2 t6 h& _ S3 \
9 b, ^0 q0 e) o9 Y# \" Y* `: O"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * q- m/ M# s5 b. Y' T* g" D
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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