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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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. g9 e: s4 J, Z! A% P0 O. Q"Mary... Mary...."
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" B9 l, I( O' b" |! Y( S& l"Is that you Fred?"
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. X* A! a1 ^) t+ S# p' D"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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, C/ a2 l8 |- j2 u$ u- q" A5 J"What is it like?" 6 @+ g5 F( q, w7 `2 Z/ y4 |% T$ J
7 R$ D# P5 w. L. v! T"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " $ T! m/ N6 e- }/ {, O d" v
* |, Q( i0 {) w" f"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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