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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 9 n; h$ L! a$ o5 ^
4 |0 f* L' j, y! K* J/ @& J"Mary... Mary...." * {% c: ~: t6 l* O' q
3 N, X- f4 P; m0 x"Is that you Fred?"
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7 w4 G% W: e4 {9 n7 c2 U# K"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ; l- I2 g3 M' L r, t
8 p+ t5 L) L1 G$ G4 h; o"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . S |+ G3 E+ t/ N) g X
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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