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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 `; W; ^: X3 S8 N( f5 y
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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4 P$ g, ~ R$ b"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ; c$ k# i/ Q" X9 i% z* i
# {/ l! c3 C, \$ |6 i# |) x"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 3 J7 @/ j* e' D8 P
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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