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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. " u: p. R! G) `( B
7 d/ _: u7 q- s+ k. m& j, m"Mary... Mary...." , n5 p1 ?7 N7 |4 W: w. e. ?
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"Is that you Fred?"
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& }0 e- _* }) p/ l6 e"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ) F8 ^" C; U; s' O |& `4 \
! [+ b; n6 @; t4 Z+ w8 J1 C: Y"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ! @: L. K7 S; s% T
* ]* x# q/ Y, N* a1 L$ Z- ]. r3 u9 v"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." + Q W1 ^' `% H2 E$ Z) }" A
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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