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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 _$ }. ~7 ?0 B7 b$ @7 R
0 Y3 S/ r, c# c" O"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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/ j6 C% a8 _+ }. t2 ]2 K"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ' m4 ^2 D" W2 z# c0 L3 A k
+ \$ P$ w$ l8 l"What is it like?" $ `& l! i1 e* J' x3 N9 k# T- Z) ^
6 I- H7 E. ]6 a" E/ A' m"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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7 |$ A1 w1 H9 e$ [+ d, Q+ c: G4 o+ A"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 7 B3 x$ n- s" i
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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