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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ( R- K2 L( U! l1 n* `9 l# q, d1 E0 x
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"Mary... Mary...." ' ~+ d! [1 \6 ?' | E5 B% N
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"Is that you Fred?"
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* t( ?8 a0 a5 V& O ]0 g2 {"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." & ^: r. q, b1 ?, p# C* }, Z5 d* K) J
' j: J6 A6 H# z& C' ~* g7 {"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." + X% h! M: H' J! d! e$ h
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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