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Husband of the year0 ?5 t& A0 Q8 d. }* d( @7 r
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+ g3 q& A& X4 ?7 ^) tThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... * j3 I3 C9 l$ d5 d
- ?. Q! j$ M; v5 c: PThe United States of America
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Poland
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. E5 t" @8 H2 U; b9 Cbut 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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; f1 V$ B r e& Z2 R# rbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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$ k& c( Y( e/ LIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even - `" r7 n) V* l V( `& t. x
holding her hand....* c& ?: N Z/ n0 G
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Woman has Man in it;
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: u" k/ x) b- P4 R D$ |; hFemale has Male in it; / ~; T: S8 K6 Q! |# f
She has He in it; & x5 i& E3 E& h! w2 K. g
Madam has Adam in it; ( k0 z3 Z9 x0 H# y1 o8 I
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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+ i1 [/ L) g2 R, g8 c E3 MI never looked at it this way before: ( h/ [ a. D) \4 H' \* ?
0 Q* V/ B! k( N3 M& bEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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GUYnecologist ; f. ]* e2 Z& [
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You6 ? K" b# `- l) c7 C
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