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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 2 X4 b2 u( U+ r) m# D1 z' S
+ X' q1 o3 a W) F) wThe United States of America 1 ?& A1 [( q. H

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" E1 {7 E' G0 ^' N nbut 3rd Place must go to...' D, L! e3 R2 w7 I1 N# N3 B
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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% }; a0 q* e# b, {4 S$ P5 q7 e/ v8 Xbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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& ]! c ^4 w, j+ xIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.4 a0 M$ T) @2 M2 z7 H0 `0 A
2 C* T5 s" ?4 b0 |The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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5 G3 o1 C. P' v2 V. o% N: SMadam has Adam in it;
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" r9 h4 p, }# {; q5 @$ jOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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( n) g% g7 Y# t+ b; Q; {I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with) B/ b: N% Q, d7 H3 E, q1 C& l: K% G
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps & y9 t0 T. h, }4 V6 |7 }
MENtal breakdown
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9 ~3 I. O; f4 n4 l" f2 RMENopause
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0 Z, {. [3 [1 H1 M/ Z A4 `2 YWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ) i9 P' t- ?8 B5 M0 E
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