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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... " |8 p+ U$ h1 m4 Q1 ?4 X1 v. q
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The United States of America
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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m! C" k) ?" O) q# cGreece 7 @3 J7 a/ Y" d3 h9 p4 H' e9 P; |
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% h. ~5 u" D) H( `it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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1 v$ f) h4 L* `2 ?2 k( G/ \but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even " p$ l; L- d, \
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Woman has Man in it;
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She has He in it; : I: X; `" J- M+ p4 \* x: r) e( ]
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... + ^% S3 `: T9 Y& [, y7 { M
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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! F0 }, e1 b' |MENtal illness X+ @3 h% Z* {* \1 G p
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MENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You m2 e$ N. b7 y& }2 x/ i! R' P8 `$ ~
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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