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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom 5 _6 B7 P" \; K: ~, t
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4 J& Z" }9 I0 J: Vfollowed closely by...
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$ A2 Y# \# G% n: x P) _4 qThe United States of America 4 S9 @. D) M0 R9 t: x! b# O% x5 Q
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and then...
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5 @' _; z i( q2 cbut 3rd Place must go to...$ i1 R/ n) G. l# i2 _ \' T; f9 Y
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Greece / N1 l* t+ z4 {7 R( @+ `0 X% L
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$ l) _. f7 z3 d1 o0 K) `it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... + ]5 S) |0 H* t- U# s: ]
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ; E6 M* M6 n: S$ e4 w6 q
* G' e6 V4 x4 M. b/ H" @* Q1 oIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.. I1 E$ j6 }7 `8 N
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) Z) G* S+ j8 h0 z6 n6 X6 i
holding her hand....4 i0 v' t, \4 c0 T/ N
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Woman has Man in it;
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& ?, i# ?+ D, [Female has Male in it; / T# s6 y* `( x1 y
She has He in it; ' M1 f! @3 l" t2 t @
Madam has Adam in it; . x! y& x8 Y% \5 b/ H) y8 T
c, @) @ W- eOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... " L, ?) v" a% J% o. t' S
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I never looked at it this way before:
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2 W! \. E4 H+ R5 oEver notice how all of women's problems start with- \1 n6 n9 j# `7 W
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/ ~' v9 e! L7 s3 F4 UMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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