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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈2 d" Y2 s" S1 Z  q$ C/ a
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house. ^/ h. c4 G: n
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
4 p9 O( P' o& M, u  e$ a# {6 k7 TShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,+ Z+ j" R& `  M( L" V2 @1 S4 y% e
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
+ P( T( }3 U' H7 f/ SHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.0 Z5 e* h8 J1 Y  x
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
3 j4 |7 h; D( \( c1 y0 h$ T3 qHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
2 I. A0 X' z) z! B/ {8 w' NWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.$ ~; j1 M, [' r( F- ~4 X8 }/ F, x- ^
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues," e" Y( b; V! ~! H' g
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
' F; w  s+ z) q* ?: }  f2 h5 gWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' u  H2 D/ [5 k. _! |; q. p! q
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
0 I' z5 g1 d* z/ YDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
  h! \1 X& P3 F$ B, HTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
2 H& n, s# `) T2 d+ m0 }And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
: D5 y3 U) P$ M; @- b7 U+ I# u"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."& c! C  M1 m0 \4 m2 s' O( Y; Q0 l
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
, c- S. c( h9 j! S" h6 [" \Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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