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Tiger s Holiday Poem# |8 U$ A0 c9 D F# }
6 O4 a3 @1 }3 M# UTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
( C }5 j* T: V8 u3 u s8 ~+ cTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
4 n, l [3 l9 P) iShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,7 S5 ~2 t; G# g
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
6 g3 Y: e$ j, ~3 R, g8 Z4 cHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.1 y( \6 s* D2 ?( W8 [: F. a9 r1 S/ D ?
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
4 h s+ @; C7 R8 i) R0 o# AHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
1 B: R: s' J3 U1 hWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
9 p3 _, |- r/ R) F0 g3 i; cFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
- l3 ~! R3 H3 e+ b: V% F9 FTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
$ q1 Z7 o. k+ j S% TWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) l$ R. ?4 { B7 {
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
. }. W4 g: l, ODespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! ?$ c& t( B/ p mTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .2 ]) n+ {8 B( d
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,# P: J/ ~* \9 r5 n
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.". O& u" C2 A9 b2 Q3 B) n
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,1 z- M1 r- `5 F
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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