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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
" |$ K8 B( z) ^1 PTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
5 Q! j, Z5 Z) O; {+ ?+ Y' @. yShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
. a0 G9 t' M0 n5 S3 e$ t+ VCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
. m2 X! E' z2 [1 }: L& ?He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
& J% w% ~% \/ {! O% V* U: qWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.% f1 \# f& {+ ]" Q
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) T& u/ X( n8 S
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
- V, N. v, N5 KFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,( u; r4 L! F5 T! f) X" R
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
; m5 }5 t u) I/ ?% L4 eWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,- w. {: w" N9 r/ }8 I& N/ J6 B
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.+ Q/ Z5 h: ]3 |6 H$ @3 Q9 w
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
# ]( z9 a& ^ r: HTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
# x; \: u7 j0 w# \! G! r8 X2 yAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,8 M4 Q q8 T8 P, @! o0 n
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
1 o! h+ L) @3 C) fShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,0 l7 M1 ]; t& E- ~$ f
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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