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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
\2 n, E" ?8 s, @Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
, p/ N, j2 d. t* @+ sShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
+ ?& ^ _: v6 A! Z4 O; w$ R6 sCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.5 J; q% u' v& P8 u5 q. S8 E$ V8 v. @
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.% a4 e. f8 Q: y% E+ n
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.5 e f* }! S4 H q4 {0 }& E5 k
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) r; i" G# I; m& S
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
' T2 @! {+ n6 gFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,7 p/ I* V0 H0 x4 |/ {
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
% A* s; E% c% F) r ~With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,3 _& d6 W! b0 a n" m
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts., |" I+ u' G X7 v: i3 M* s2 J1 r
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',+ j7 j" x4 K2 h( I. n0 c( G o, D" ]
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
" [7 o7 C& y& D- H+ S# GAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
4 g& D& Q3 w8 ?3 w% {"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."* J" T( N# b1 _2 G0 k3 P
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
+ @% q. _/ g# }: ~1 YHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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