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Tiger s Holiday Poem7 i. ]: @% O V
7 i% t8 b9 E S# i6 l- \* ~+ t7 _( Z7 @/ yTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house2 E1 V! K1 m9 O; a0 {! m1 J$ P
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.) Y) W; S; Y8 `$ ~3 F v! v
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
& e5 A, N% D E9 z, w. JCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
) ?1 F f. v4 k' n( F8 r' x9 uHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
# n8 Z& M! J; m; q M0 d5 KWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
% g8 s6 \* W. p. L5 }6 HHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 A' G; X; J6 i9 q4 Q
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.% ~& }$ \2 Q& E' c/ F
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, ~& R* H2 K; e& h& J z1 Z$ q
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
/ x: |! f* c" y3 |; FWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
- n# k: Y5 R) G: R' aWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.. j3 i% _; v; @ \
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',9 c9 H# {& W% a# b
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
% @/ [! z1 n U4 c1 t7 ZAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,; u) q5 P8 K- Y8 H
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."7 K5 @- C8 L. i
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
% ?( V: L0 X( a9 x' q3 FHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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