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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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( H: @/ f3 ?! K' zTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
8 c" m5 H" ]( E: x/ P2 fTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
2 M5 p! z: K3 TShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
6 P% f$ V0 g0 k' PCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.1 r- g0 P: n" G2 [
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
0 P3 U( l8 I- W7 s+ @7 RWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
5 z# r+ F( e' m+ R% IHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,& y0 n: T+ E. W& W* V0 _$ M7 r
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.# r7 m3 r$ C4 Z4 d* w
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
: o4 t2 O/ L! ?, _# T4 q/ hTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
& `9 n7 {) D0 ?9 S2 ~1 E+ N3 P& cWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
+ p+ b9 o! X8 BWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
0 }1 c- ?2 X& w) \, _6 WDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',6 S0 c, T* W9 [
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ., ?' f7 D9 k5 F" |; R5 E
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
& t* v7 q0 ?; F5 v& z8 i0 L"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."+ W O) y% v K4 ?; j8 Z
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,$ S9 U. i, Q# [" K' z/ Q/ U
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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