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Tiger s Holiday Poem8 l' y1 @5 O0 h- Y B+ d, W3 t0 {
0 Q$ x" d- D e9 b7 mTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house. e9 p* J9 b5 \5 d( d- x# `5 {
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.% }, }' v0 n5 Q" V" g! \
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,5 }7 S8 _0 \( V3 v* ?& w
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: R8 Y$ _) { l$ g' e7 l0 gHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
4 @/ Y0 Q1 P K. jWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
9 n |" ^& y9 O7 x; f2 JHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,; n; ~2 u }5 Q p+ W' E+ Y" H
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.9 D( c+ v' y/ ^5 P/ |% d
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' w4 {1 K: p/ ?6 H/ X6 y) `Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
3 y$ }0 a3 w7 e d+ P9 v) \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
' A0 `' E' J) q4 \4 z. l: o# }When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.4 A" X& s: n% y h: R' |3 A- w9 o) ^
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
8 _8 {8 {2 c/ R# R6 lTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .) F9 M2 | H! Z) o1 Z9 c# L
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ h7 z# N* s: K) X, i4 Z"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 x' ^; ?. O+ \9 uShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
" \% D3 p8 W0 Z, UHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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