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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." a/ }% k1 f: R: o- m+ |- Q0 H; z
1 |9 X' N# w! Z4 }5 I"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. 5 j* V" d3 t' Y. t
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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" K- ?# i& {& }The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. . ]( J! {- C+ i/ j
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." " s) r, N) S7 c3 F" R6 m3 R
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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