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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. ! b6 Y2 N7 l: ?2 B" a$ @
7 o! a2 a% n* X: }$ E' O"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." " E; H( p8 M# l
8 y6 W4 T, ^$ j7 R1 L5 Z"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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0 f4 m! b2 S h( JThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 0 C9 Q3 e, R$ H: m+ n
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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1 O& ^+ w m! w O! }"So, what's your problem?" 9 g: j: R& M5 E8 ?" A/ Q1 @5 M* P
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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