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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 5 w: m( P& g- u/ |1 q0 F7 O
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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( z" M0 c4 u% l: c d' ^8 B V: d"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 4 V% I/ D# J. p, _8 a
5 g4 a) r& K: `9 {8 |The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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5 [$ H. Q* ~6 f# \"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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4 Y3 F& N7 w2 U" Q* M"So, what's your problem?" ; R o$ z" J2 H5 x) n5 s( K! G
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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