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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
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"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. , T; z, `$ x& e% u1 g- G# H+ _
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." 6 [* Q3 b h( w1 t) \: Y/ ^) u
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 6 X- u0 f4 |, G$ t, E7 b6 `
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 9 K# m% S. x1 Q \. R- t" G! h
0 u; h9 P; V5 j9 e$ E"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." : [* ?+ w* M9 H+ n2 N) M ]& P
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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