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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"( L& L2 `) ]) X( d+ ^
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: T" x( O5 B) `0 y, d% l( XThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 | e7 E& L+ Q2 m" v: o/ ^
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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& Y8 v4 _9 @0 r8 K" FThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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from my hard drive.
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6 S+ g; ~2 o( e5 WAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us% }; f" ]/ D( W1 H5 n3 ]- j
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,: u- B4 [; h3 |1 ]
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:- D, {# m0 P. R+ V& t# X- ^6 N; n4 v
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.... Scroll down !
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'You have Male!'
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