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: D$ T3 R( {' i) XA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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. J6 a& Y) c: O; B4 S+ L8 `+ cThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
6 i6 P& P/ j7 c1 W# [* O- i4 F, yanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' A' l% m9 W- a* o4 E: _
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download3 H& n) O2 U! l4 g9 \
from my hard drive.3 @1 F6 T% L$ Y- @
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us f+ c# P0 F" D+ C& s/ l5 `
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,/ a/ A) I3 E0 Z) C
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 9 M0 \/ x) l, }
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3 J1 D8 T- f3 V% o- @9 U$ PYou'll love this ! 6 S' L# x, d+ G8 ]4 N9 z2 Z
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+ f) L$ x; ?& a. @'You have Male!'
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