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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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4 o3 \" R9 V# e) x9 oThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
( i& X R Y. {2 nanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.7 _8 ]" u! X( |& V: w) }( U, t
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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download. o$ U9 Q& u+ U8 T# _- a: C" ]
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us. h, b6 C }" w% d# Z- @
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,3 ~; _4 E. W/ ^
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:3 x) x( [6 z4 q7 J
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.... Scroll down !
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5 W2 q O' F. h$ n7 aYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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