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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"2 V; r. |+ j; F0 B+ z% E
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/ X1 C9 P/ T, d3 \The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out( Q) D8 }9 \( z2 M/ | E# [% ^& ^
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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, P$ y1 x. f4 G2 {$ J& q$ wThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe., a9 l; h& @" t
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download! q. q' B3 j5 \$ L9 D. M- w
from my hard drive.
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( W7 M) }/ M, ?1 T; MAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 M+ w3 {' P4 G$ g1 q3 \/ D" Q% @
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,! e$ W# D( O% k/ z* p
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! ! ^' A: f, A) i+ b% ~+ K4 ]% X
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You'll love this ! 9 q9 x9 k& z$ @" h. B
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'You have Male!' ; J8 W! `% M; S7 J) Q/ l
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