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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") v8 P% B7 y z
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" h8 `" u4 C, X2 P6 r7 n: b
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.) @- c4 r6 X* v2 i
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.+ P$ W1 b( F2 C% }2 }
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us K) u4 G3 f1 ]2 E9 p* b
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,, N" h5 Z6 g) V7 q0 ?
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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% I- P0 H- a, U6 s- Y8 } .... Scroll down ! / x8 g3 T. o' G i1 `) i5 v
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22
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