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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! y- [9 w% d( T+ N( c+ i9 _2 O

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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from my hard drive.
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had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,2 s7 i5 k6 D) H  E4 Y  O
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 O* T6 @! c) B6 G
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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6 C4 ~8 O- Z5 l$ z" Wwhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny* N5 ]* r9 c4 q1 A; q& J
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

  ^% \( A# [6 P( J( E, v9 o$ J Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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