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2 S: ?& ]) W' \/ E* HThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, x! ?$ X/ S3 d, F* Z" ?. t
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! y- [9 w% d( T+ N( c+ i9 _2 O
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
' t p Q/ L" g. _We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download, |1 x0 q! E7 Y+ \. _
from my hard drive.
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1 E% o. i6 b, Q+ bAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us# _. ]8 M) t4 p2 P
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,2 s7 i5 k6 D) H E4 Y O
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 O* T6 @! c) B6 G
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8 w5 Z- z0 |; G$ q& l/ p .... Scroll down ! / {2 P8 U& Y$ {8 ~; E7 u! f
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You'll love this ! 7 q% a# P& }( I: I, S* d- p
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'You have Male!'
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