A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

9 P( I9 s8 b4 oHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa

; W7 P. c  ^: g9 Q9 w5 g$ KA few days later he received a letter from his son:

$ t" S% Q8 E: v- S) v: O4 R& o9 }Dear Pop,
( B& n. _3 U  K5 f) s& EDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
5 h- r2 g- D  A: q7 N1 L9 {$ kVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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" g& B& k9 r9 u+ w' SThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

# D* U$ X' ]- E. U3 E5 MDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
# \( L% O3 W5 d( q- g7 YLove you,
5 {% s1 a3 A* \) j! O- Y6 G/ JVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了