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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
- ?, d3 j3 q' p7 |. L5 sI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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  F0 E. Y- [7 U/ L1 _A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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, A3 u/ A! c* m/ S; dVinnie
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1 I- y" K8 O3 h, D* Q" mAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.7 ~5 ]' r7 e5 @* p0 ~, s$ [% t
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
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Love you,
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
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发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
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发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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