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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: ]2 k. e# Q, o2 t: }2 Tbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! {& m) j* I: f) LAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. ^! \% D  B# L+ ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. h3 s- Q3 q9 x  W# p! I; K  Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 z7 F; R" s; G  ^7 k2 |" V) p
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 n# j" I) R4 }+ E6 O
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( ^+ E8 l7 O6 D3 @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ a1 G1 o- t  d3 s! q9 _. w
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 g- ?- t" ^+ ?' I) r1 ^$ o" U0 M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 }% u- @0 A: \+ a8 w
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 ]; L1 o' n* |3 e" `0 Q+ lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 q, Q5 t  J! @: f  Z- y  P+ s

2 }% N9 }% _) _# J% S4 ~/ }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; i) J, O" \6 Y1 M6 f& o5 X
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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. j$ x6 W1 ]( r+ z$ zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, H( K& B' \( Z) P3 }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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, ^1 P  N9 D/ m4 qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 m8 R9 J- q: }( D& H/ ~, y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* @; I( |* q+ A% ^

& T: X9 P: A. W* NZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) }! C" x" L: |* g, Z0 L/ g; H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: k5 {6 O* u! y3 H; Z$ [, d  q+ @0 ?# ^
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' ]* d9 T( F3 O' c. f
forst plas./ C8 L2 ^$ h8 _( S" U
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 A$ c  U0 s% i+ N1 {+ [, l; n" f还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 R& D- g8 D( b9 u: w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: y% z# x1 n  U7 f+ ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ ]1 v) x" O& D1 `% ^1 rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 R" @4 U; b$ n. S这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 d5 K4 v1 X1 d8 N6 B6 `6 i2 Q5 [& K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# F% i! A+ y, w. ~' v0 Z9 q) D8 j5 g
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: K" J) i1 r) K4 I, T  C

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' w4 ~( X1 a. m4 |+ a% U* R8 K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 U7 F4 {# f7 F' @# p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) @5 _8 m" y& _( p1 i$ g& F- M
路过,让你们看看我的波

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