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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' k+ M- _5 r- \1 t# w- R- W
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was8 c- w7 K: o! d
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; \, d2 P7 S  Z$ N2 {* M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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& [: h* L5 D1 Q3 iThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( k- `% p) h. C  u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 B1 u( g( L1 K) l4 b. O1 E
fotograf 20% shorter.# r9 M; j" i4 W
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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' N7 U- T6 M" |6 j' mGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# o5 ~4 J& ^* K4 @! e  x& ^- m, M
disgrasful and it should go away.1 g1 c# V) H1 S1 l1 \2 P! F7 O% k

% f; a! O* o& k: oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 _1 c) D" {* ?9 G* C2 Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  V/ Y8 H  j1 S5 I+ O: l" C, G+ k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, c' {& H" G1 n5 `# h1 M2 W9 GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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' i' r2 y$ ]5 b) _( vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* @' }# M/ h; Z! y3 U
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( ]' z3 A9 \3 o5 \9 P) w3 ~
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ d; g5 h7 A9 }3 Z+ r7 \$ Y) d
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 `2 B& _/ `0 X, X

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 R* @. s% L* X* E6 S
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ Q! n8 t8 \" L& A" B你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# K( C* R& x7 P) r' e% V
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 q  }' c* y  V% D0 g0 c) R. B: T

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" u6 x2 _/ K2 _' S1 w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" l8 N7 e' l0 i. l; q, ^. w( _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; Z0 D5 h/ i+ F3 D( \! R9 U: ?9 H+ S8 f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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