欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* O. h$ M! e7 i! kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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4 f, `" m* i* o  G+ E% ~As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) Z& m  `8 t) h- \5 `spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 W8 e2 p2 |1 R! i, Xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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' @  l0 {2 i- l) c. b6 a. WIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 O( W5 a* ]/ f3 \! j' hthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* d, t: T5 a$ u5 ?8 V2 itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
" G4 e$ O# |, x# ^! Qfotograf 20% shorter.
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: s, n4 R  O& _' u& X( u# ^! xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
% ?5 Z/ [3 [- G' t% [( l  }# x+ jdisgrasful and it should go away.

% @9 |$ s' i4 L5 R' Y% o: LBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
  E9 b, _& ]" K: k. U+ I# Y0 ~"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
7 D1 X3 }% e. r7 O3 ~after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: ?. b* U3 L# s$ M" d* rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 D% r9 _4 f3 `  ^/ b/ qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: r0 k4 Q" X) J4 z( P8 TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" J7 j/ T! W" G2 kIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  a0 g1 X! p, @7 D) y3 D  _你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 d/ a. _4 H6 ~路过，让你们看看我的波

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