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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house' Y3 l# @6 a" L& }! x
For their first night together.
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! v; |! ^1 K8 W; s' |& qIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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She replies - No. + z0 c! P" p1 Z8 N5 R. R- `, b; ~( K
. C; U( w! v8 e2 f2 O9 KJohnny asks - Do you know what I think ?, Y8 y- R! _8 k) P
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
. n: ~' Q& ?$ aJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -) }0 }: A, K1 ?: d4 `
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
1 g' O3 P( }+ t3 m [# s/ S* x+ wHis mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
" W: Z& X! b# \ h; J7 z0 @0 fAfter school - Johnny comes home and asks again -( Z7 R/ k' J9 Y, \& F
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
0 J4 B5 \# V+ s9 tHis mom says - No. 9 K+ \; w$ \9 w# J, Q3 z
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
) ^9 M) b9 W z2 u: x, q" k" |His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think
% P q" |8 C: O, t) x4 I4 lHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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