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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
& ~/ L5 ~7 ~8 t) J0 W* g. k2 eFor their first night together. 7 Y" U) x9 }) [. V2 n4 ]4 I1 a
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
. m% A- _/ g) Z Hgets up and has his breakfast.
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet. ' ~9 N0 c# _5 H6 @
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She replies - No.
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7 k6 H {7 d. X& s1 r- KJohnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.% |6 X# q+ {& J. D$ X( e3 r
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? & N) \, K1 i" b" B5 x- U1 n$ F
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..2 N2 {5 w) N' K+ l8 S
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
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His mom says - No.
- |, }/ N; \+ a _. w% vHe asks - Do you know what I think ?
$ X* t$ n! ~* Q {( s; ~- fHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think
a8 {, q( t7 C5 S* T1 \& W/ JHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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