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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
3 ?/ a- S" n& y* K8 x, I9 b6 UFor their first night together.  / ]) u' G+ N& C. `2 L: r7 J+ n$ L
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, M# v5 \1 @9 f5 eIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  $ h! q! c1 S/ ~3 S8 l: b; |* o

3 O4 `5 d" [) D) j4 JShe replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
; g* H2 r5 ?- v' mJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -9 S9 h" q. ^# O2 }  v2 ]' y1 V
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?5 t+ J" N4 E6 ]6 F  l+ b
She replies - No.7 L3 m. y$ G4 G2 g! o5 z6 g& \
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  6 f& C9 @- e; ]/ O. E3 [- ^4 N
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..4 Q  J9 r2 r6 [$ n
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -+ c5 R* h- g1 v3 q& w) P: F$ f' s
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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He asks - Do you know what I think ?  * j) m7 A3 n2 `" `4 O, Q5 C* D
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
; U7 W; y! _; ?He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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