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5 l: K/ E& V/ d% l: k1 O$ Y! XDear Mr. President:- x/ S1 n+ I0 G3 v1 P) ?5 T5 Y
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.4 S- o6 ]( N' ^3 A
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.# O2 i" |3 W, G V6 [0 |9 E
5 x% }; W& P9 lYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ Q7 b: c1 Y' Y3 Q* p0 [1 Q
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the8 i8 R# P7 g) v1 I+ K' d j- x, |
following stipulations:7 ~2 S* J0 Y/ @7 l: Z
% @- R1 y! e2 N, O! c1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Q; a6 d: S2 K/ c- c/ v" @
Unemployment fixed.
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" \# |( A) a' s, Z+ H$ {% |! w/ p& D2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
9 N9 V- ?5 W r+ c: [1 m6 B, JAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-* d3 Y a2 C; a8 g
Housing Crisis fixed.5 r! X( x: q4 ~& R: p/ f4 K/ x, N5 f
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It can't get any easier than that!( ~' o7 c- P# E" g. ]# C
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their9 b- R3 Q; c2 m' R6 d5 V" \
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