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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:' v) Y u4 N; H( i
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 |; b& R# O0 G2 k7 X0 M, V
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander# j) V5 e! b5 W- S$ j- f! h" Z: u
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following2 a- L/ M: O9 r y: j. W D$ X, _
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, z9 T ~6 `% X2 ~6 h* p- ^) [You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:8 Q$ V$ |5 f; |- ~% q* A
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. ?1 G9 R" K% n- E2 u% ^$ [
Unemployment fixed.
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3 n6 v) b3 T* R3 }* L+ x2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
3 U' R: m; {- ^4 W, c( W4 z( oAuto Industry fixed.' `! M3 U- n8 l j' B% a; O
; ~+ S# {6 C7 H3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
$ G) Y8 p4 _3 c8 aHousing Crisis fixed.& ~! S6 r9 n: U- t" f
& J4 ~# B' m% c3 O/ JIt can't get any easier than that!
* x& Q' P/ P6 [2 oIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, X. ?6 E0 L$ ~6 \2 g. U
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