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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:; t4 a5 r1 a& n% c

0 I5 a# g& m; |" ^Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 ]' k2 f( N6 f- R8 s" b
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 T+ F( }! o8 o( C2 R
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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9 ], R' |& f6 f6 yYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.! D4 s* r- W/ S/ }, D9 l

% ]) c9 s/ ]. n  R7 TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, o3 q. K) e0 x7 Ofollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -! y, m8 h, B9 N9 E* y4 U2 O
Unemployment fixed.# a  c; j. f: l2 R! p2 A% x  N$ V. l

+ R( {4 Q) D! @2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 \) \- S, q9 s1 [8 R! ?6 [$ B! t
Auto Industry fixed.. R: U  \$ Z) ~  {
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
- E$ }+ L* \' L: B' b6 p& t' E4 GIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their+ @* |! R  e$ ?  w1 B7 R
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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/ ~/ y9 n. w( \- L5 W; Q好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
  n: g! ~% j1 x3 }- b0 f6 F给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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