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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
" M$ \- _: D; F: W1 h" N* sInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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/ P. I2 P' K0 i% Z5 SYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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/ O. T; J3 J; m8 G2 SPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -7 D# q3 J# E, L. D8 }* y1 x- t
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-4 R3 U6 |4 v+ i% h& B3 W
Auto Industry fixed.
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% x5 H: `$ F4 t0 y7 H: G, \$ \3 E0 P3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-" U" V% c: ~' j, N5 {" S! E
Housing Crisis fixed.. C) g* c8 X% l2 x
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It can't get any easier than that!0 r& D) m7 ~0 S1 b) m
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their2 t- d" b5 a3 D; K' o2 X" _
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