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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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! i# ]3 B: g+ ZPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( y* G% r& r0 ?
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
; Z+ e7 E; X3 U3 cthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following& p& o5 b5 @1 ~1 V
plan.6 f, ]6 x- I# f. U) x1 `' V
& z) F0 r/ L, q" h) \9 [8 {You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' {8 R/ c% R4 K" m, H0 } i- yPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
# [8 W! A% P) g* rfollowing stipulations:1 ?0 j3 W! s; U- H5 J4 N5 H
$ F* {2 g5 U& Q4 P5 L5 A0 Q1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
- d8 v# r- x+ g$ {8 AUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-. I |5 l+ s8 @# H7 w
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
: j) m- X/ @, x9 B8 i% ?# ]Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!- K# g1 J. g+ q# }
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 S9 A# v5 h# G
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