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写给美国总统:
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! ^5 K* \% I; p5 oDear Mr. President:" E6 f- P$ v- w# `
$ b& `3 o7 f1 t [( i7 dPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.! K1 N2 {8 w# R, X. }6 h
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; r& i8 O& l b) ] m" m8 e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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4 w/ p2 y4 I7 T0 z5 O6 n0 pThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force./ v. X( k( L- _% _4 W: M
1 c9 H9 E d, v! {Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& v+ p3 s( e3 y9 c' K& |3 V% |& [
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -2 @7 O E( F% }- a; y
Unemployment fixed.: z3 o! O, z' x. ?5 ^
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
4 ~, o$ F0 x+ v+ r1 @) I0 SAuto Industry fixed. P i D% f$ U; E, _( g
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 s) c2 R# e' }' H. a }+ f$ `. W
Housing Crisis fixed.
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6 j! p: Q" T W, i1 ~5 V0 AIt can't get any easier than that!
4 L" P- s. R2 {If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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