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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:4 W, r8 P3 p  X9 M$ a9 k

2 l' p3 A; Q4 ~/ mDear Mr. President:0 [8 H0 R8 \" m( r7 _

: f. c2 F  Z4 G8 `0 N# d1 @Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* V7 I2 |) ?1 W7 M2 J
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander8 o  F8 a! x* z  \0 v6 e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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& h  [0 p' b  j0 FThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
" o  c0 `6 E$ L$ n" K* `7 j, _following stipulations:
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" \' f4 _2 D4 o6 u2 S& v5 e6 l7 J1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
9 R) X+ `) W% n2 WUnemployment fixed.4 p2 L" d* _6 I* ?$ X) l, j! x9 ?
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, v  X# Z8 z2 B; z' r6 }/ g
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-* q  N: g' B' t0 J5 |8 A) d; A
Housing Crisis fixed.8 i% R& D" P6 ^/ H: A" n8 ^

) Q, h2 J/ j+ f& V$ r, O$ v  ^/ SIt can't get any easier than that!. D% d& @8 ~0 y
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, [3 X% F! ~* v& V# f
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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$ t$ S; Z- V( r5 [3 h/ O- M; D# F: W好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 ; v' l* q/ ]( d/ T4 z; {* Z
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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