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2 l' p3 A; Q4 ~/ mDear Mr. President:0 [8 H0 R8 \" m( r7 _
: f. c2 F Z4 G8 `0 N# d1 @Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* V7 I2 |) ?1 W7 M2 J
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander8 o F8 a! x* z \0 v6 e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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& h [0 p' b j0 FThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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" \' f4 _2 D4 o6 u2 S& v5 e6 l7 J1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
9 R) X+ `) W% n2 WUnemployment fixed.4 p2 L" d* _6 I* ?$ X) l, j! x9 ?
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, v X# Z8 z2 B; z' r6 }/ g
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-* q N: g' B' t0 J5 |8 A) d; A
Housing Crisis fixed.8 i% R& D" P6 ^/ H: A" n8 ^
) Q, h2 J/ j+ f& V$ r, O$ v ^/ SIt can't get any easier than that!. D% d& @8 ~0 y
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, [3 X% F! ~* v& V# f
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