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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:; t4 a5 r1 a& n% c
0 I5 a# g& m; |" ^Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 ]' k2 f( N6 f- R8 s" b
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 T+ F( }! o8 o( C2 R
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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9 ], R' |& f6 f6 yYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.! D4 s* r- W/ S/ }, D9 l
% ]) c9 s/ ]. n R7 TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, o3 q. K) e0 x7 Ofollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -! y, m8 h, B9 N9 E* y4 U2 O
Unemployment fixed.# a c; j. f: l2 R! p2 A% x N$ V. l
+ R( {4 Q) D! @2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 \) \- S, q9 s1 [8 R! ?6 [$ B! t
Auto Industry fixed.. R: U \$ Z) ~ {
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
* @% D" c6 R" y' [Housing Crisis fixed.: v8 }( F+ W& M9 F& b5 H4 y* S1 Q: q
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It can't get any easier than that!
- E$ }+ L* \' L: B' b6 p& t' E4 GIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their+ @* |! R e$ ? w1 B7 R
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