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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) Q$ u% D, `$ ^9 E5 [/ K6 c& I. b
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander& G+ m0 {9 }4 g% E7 ?
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following' w Y: F4 B; U! t
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 @6 }1 V. {. t1 c4 m$ \( q% X% {There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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0 i1 G7 R. ^7 y$ d dPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- }) ]/ d* u5 _! c' H8 J" {
following stipulations:9 }$ k, u8 q0 i0 O# D4 l) C9 Q. g
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -% K7 C2 M5 W2 S. h7 z7 J" w
Unemployment fixed.
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( S2 L; @ i; G( P, z2 y% u2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
7 q+ ]: B3 }" O2 j- a/ _Auto Industry fixed.. O, u5 J: S( M, _7 p2 O7 }4 G% s1 d
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
) H) I) R# V' R. nHousing Crisis fixed.- E1 q- V# D2 c. a ?
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It can't get any easier than that!
( S3 | M3 `* ?% [1 b6 ZIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, ]: j! p; P. f ~* {- J
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