英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

$ o# R: t; t3 @5 S. [" D$ l"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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; O8 ]  Y+ [, @; G' i7 A/ P) z"My granny."
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! H3 v* Z2 N! o! w"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点
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“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

1 L' l2 a8 u1 k! ~' n: [9 o3 t“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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) U) [7 t3 \9 l1 ~  X“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

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挺有意思的！

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