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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"6 K' S' V" |: t0 X3 L8 P
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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' S0 D# C8 S$ t' X# D2 U"Well done. Who was that?"
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! m3 C+ Y8 w/ g/ t"My granny."
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."8 R) P% Y6 L* U* L

9 q2 k4 s& t; {. }"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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$ s+ S. F0 Y" ]& {2 D; U1 N; C( A“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” $ @; Z- V# z) }1 F4 W

: A$ P  A4 a2 X6 y  S% U( G“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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