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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 h* [( T9 {+ Q* ?4 W- _+ C' c, C
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Where did I go wrong?7 }- p: v, J' Y( |& R) ]* P! R
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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; r4 V( I$ o! ?! L9 W0 |6 mOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. - U9 N' @) X& ]1 n7 O
( n# c" D. O2 b% e6 ~3 VFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. - [% }) Y. L) t- x
. p. m J1 I* o& J6 u; z2 ?4 R: U. oThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!% j5 a/ t: z6 @
! E* T( S. O1 o9 S* xFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " X- u5 H' X" K$ r- p! p
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”9 z/ B" j- i# b4 w0 P0 m* [) A
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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