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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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% h! J. q4 D5 c; {) f8 ^9 UWhere did I go wrong?- Y% F. e& J, x$ F2 w
, p" S+ ?' [8 b% j) L, `A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.$ W) b4 y" H8 H: F
# k: l) v; B8 n5 k6 NWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. % H+ Y9 a( k1 A& v6 r8 W
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 _2 o F% I* o! X7 p R
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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& W( {1 J1 ]5 v, V8 NFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ! |" f' D) e/ N: u
4 A, y1 L) b$ D- X, D' B) t. ~He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”0 n. L1 x7 }+ P( Y+ \6 ?
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”, c. A; s) u$ E- _
- H& Y8 M v; D; ~: PThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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