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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE8 k" G; ]4 b  s" M4 E( B& X

4 T1 h$ s) W- K6 u' m$ BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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several years enjoying your9 ~$ E1 c4 t6 M4 J+ L7 [. b
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 g7 |8 V2 C+ k! S' A* M
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When you start work,
: U' N3 `# w% W$ A$ Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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* x* x; u2 T) R1 mSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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; i2 \9 n; M. S7 _: f6 H: TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 l6 w- j3 o! o. {' u7 W: u0 F
responsibilities.
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( P/ h+ p6 g4 g# ^3 D$ mIn a few years, you become a baby and2 }/ ~) O$ R/ U  X! h% c
everyone runs themselves ragged
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5 X+ l5 ]4 v; w  m* A, fYou spend
* i1 h: l- z7 O+ q* Y0 `7 @! ]your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,/ s0 S. A  C1 H8 }% E% O5 o
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tap.
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9 K  S: }4 _# \& N( D- x+ zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 @" n( q6 s/ H

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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