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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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1 H" s+ P3 }& a" o# P; Y% B! L: XI want to live my
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/ U. b: k0 K, E- O  F3 NYou start out dead and get that out of the
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6 \$ x$ r3 i$ `' @Then, you wake up in a nursing home8 g3 S- y  E4 G+ \- H
feeling better every day.; |0 Z/ p4 L' x; ^2 W

, z7 z+ |% i& s* C: S0 g4 W& QWhen you are kicked out of the home
: I; z" x8 F! X' r4 hfor being too healthy, you spend
, k7 r5 G. x9 m- }, _0 Eseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,, S7 R- m# g/ c+ U! _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to/ E3 t; t: ?- @+ }$ U4 S, T3 D$ f* B  o
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ z* J8 Y4 k& Q, s+ m
and party.
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8 B4 [! _. F4 v" ^, q$ u* |As you get even younger, you become a kid! S. _8 H$ d' E& M3 c( ~
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
. i) h5 ^- n  t* t" Oeveryone runs themselves ragged1 [( F. G. z6 L3 @& O. {2 @' _
keeping you happy.$ _. m. \$ o+ w# h1 w6 I+ j8 x- Q2 O

" z! s; D% Y: r3 g) DYou spend# `6 G5 t/ N3 X% Q1 K! M  V7 u
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( K& J" Z& ]- P$ E6 _, H  v+ r# J
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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