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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE; l3 S) v! h' \4 q1 d  d) N- \

* M+ e( f2 S3 u9 AI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 U  {! S. Q: S: g+ L) ~5 T) p
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* X$ h* l; o' t0 ^; NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 e5 Z/ N! ]0 M$ @# D5 l  B! n2 ?
and party.
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" \! d* C+ k- p" J, V0 b. L6 VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* _- C$ ^- L6 E3 [. ]In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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