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4 T1 h$ s) W- K6 u' m$ BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home& x& K# h- Z; M0 C" n
for being too healthy, you spend8 R$ |! ^# J/ E
several years enjoying your9 ~$ E1 c4 t6 M4 J+ L7 [. b
retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 g7 |8 V2 C+ k! S' A* M
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When you start work,
: U' N3 `# w% W$ A$ Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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j% t4 M0 E k/ Fyou're too young to
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* x* x; u2 T) R1 mSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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; i2 \9 n; M. S7 _: f6 H: TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no2 l6 w- j3 o! o. {' u7 W: u0 F
responsibilities.
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( P/ h+ p6 g4 g# ^3 D$ mIn a few years, you become a baby and2 }/ ~) O$ R/ U X! h% c
everyone runs themselves ragged
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5 X+ l5 ]4 v; w m* A, fYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on% q2 Z+ z% R% [! @2 R. z
tap.
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9 K S: }4 _# \& N( D- x+ zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.9 @" n( q6 s/ H
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