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MY NEXT LIFE
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5 D; I/ S: U, M4 d _$ mI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the2 H+ b" S4 b, y# j% |6 [
way right off the bat.- q/ }! `( x: B, j$ p& Y: p, Q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home% Z" t: Z1 r6 I6 G c+ S
feeling better every day.- A4 \5 t" s, S4 \& G% Q& u8 g( t1 @
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When you are kicked out of the home1 C* ~' l9 M4 @5 ]7 g( C
for being too healthy, you spend1 r) w" u: u0 b0 k4 I. |
several years enjoying your0 j# D e7 X) Z2 v' {
retirement and collecting benefit checks.- m5 q; A$ W1 s' e5 B
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When you start work,$ V& b/ ?0 B, f" f9 c6 W
you get a gold watch on your first day.3 \5 G, n* q( D4 t. }
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,7 H1 H5 D- N* C, C. J4 y
and party.
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+ E# f& \7 s6 f( [As you get even younger, you become a kid' \3 G8 m/ ]3 }
again.5 ?, o5 s- P2 P: f. \
% [+ s9 R6 V5 L0 Z- m! L& F8 R; h# pYou go to elementary school, play, and have no" x3 E( Q9 ^3 ]; @: t/ |
responsibilities.; U! a8 b9 d% S' t8 Q/ w- G5 L
- o9 o$ z8 J/ E' T; wIn a few years, you become a baby and, j; Z' p0 k: E/ p- W: x
everyone runs themselves ragged5 r4 K, q* x$ F1 S* ~: |4 s
keeping you happy.1 \1 Z! I# h1 S9 {9 H/ p1 x1 o
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on3 `# g6 d: D2 m. S( i
tap.
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' L# A8 S& k2 ~4 F; pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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