MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
+ f( u4 Q. j% bway right off the bat.

* v: ^- f" `$ ?; {' b0 o6 g! CThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
* W" ^" Z) C$ fretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
: y. S0 b1 X. F/ q- T! ?/ _' \so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 V+ C8 d+ S$ I1 G' P7 J. D' Eyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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' B4 [. z0 T1 K/ i; @: CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
) E& `  g. f, T2 X2 h) ~responsibilities.

: b7 L' @/ Z4 X5 [# sIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
& ^4 A- U1 }% Y8 r0 R3 k4 Jkeeping you happy.

9 b5 b& Y  X$ `( tYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
$ ~- \! o: X4 {1 ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
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; ]) n* m1 L4 _: h; G; HUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

6 ~! E+ a8 _& U' e: eI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!