MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

( A0 r/ S0 h3 e" VI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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/ @) J# M9 y  _4 j5 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 g9 T( \: U6 d' B6 r5 d. u6 Ufeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
, |& m0 S) s9 X4 R5 rretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
, t+ q7 t8 }& ?, C* Jyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
) i: Z- L" U" i6 R: Qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
1 v9 F" j6 y+ m$ t8 s; P3 ywork.

$ n  u( A- ~$ W( d/ u" A# e' x6 YSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
  Y: y, d6 B& d- D" |5 k) band party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
9 o2 V$ t6 v8 C5 I) yagain.

7 e3 l5 K9 S, v; rYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
/ [# P# K0 ^. fresponsibilities.

2 D3 k# `: \! F+ _In a few years, you become a baby and
7 @( D7 ]: `5 T/ y$ e. h- O9 L$ keveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
8 D% k7 U* v# Y# |3 J0 s  Dyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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2 |2 y3 I- v& r! E4 Q) m) u7 lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!