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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the" K- [# a; w) p' \$ O: b
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3 b; [# M( a1 @" QThen, you wake up in a nursing home: g6 M+ t. `: r
feeling better every day.: g* C: s0 U2 z7 q) [! r' C
* |& n' k5 O. |- m+ h3 i. h6 RWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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) Y; w- p% r) R8 y0 A7 k! F, ~% XWhen you start work,
- g) \2 S( m( [: F3 x1 t$ zyou get a gold watch on your first day.% x3 t8 h; A6 ~: Z- l
& l* H- U3 D( g0 T! M$ ?2 O( `+ bYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to- |$ m9 Z, |, s1 G G4 e+ N- E/ }
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' }( R5 \: ?6 w& z2 g t8 Z+ I- d; v
and party.& g" l' e* s) m0 p) K
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ W" Z3 |8 |/ B
again.
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2 g; |$ T) K: ^You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 E8 K$ I- a, m( S( p
everyone runs themselves ragged+ m; C6 w. V: C' k
keeping you happy.0 J% |+ u2 l7 X' X
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You spend
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spa-like+ [' p) a7 n, H/ j/ h9 [+ ?" O
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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/ X8 g6 ~2 u1 ~6 wUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.' f; |8 h. e) c2 m5 f
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I rest
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