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MY NEXT LIFE
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1 H" s+ P3 }& a" o# P; Y% B! L: XI want to live my
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/ U. b: k0 K, E- O F3 NYou start out dead and get that out of the
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6 \$ x$ r3 i$ `' @Then, you wake up in a nursing home8 g3 S- y E4 G+ \- H
feeling better every day.; |0 Z/ p4 L' x; ^2 W
, z7 z+ |% i& s* C: S0 g4 W& QWhen you are kicked out of the home
: I; z" x8 F! X' r4 hfor being too healthy, you spend
, k7 r5 G. x9 m- }, _0 Eseveral years enjoying your
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When you start work,, S7 R- m# g/ c+ U! _
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to/ E3 t; t: ?- @+ }$ U4 S, T3 D$ f* B o
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ z* J8 Y4 k& Q, s+ m
and party.
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8 B4 [! _. F4 v" ^, q$ u* |As you get even younger, you become a kid! S. _8 H$ d' E& M3 c( ~
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
. i) h5 ^- n t* t" Oeveryone runs themselves ragged1 [( F. G. z6 L3 @& O. {2 @' _
keeping you happy.$ _. m. \$ o+ w# h1 w6 I+ j8 x- Q2 O
" z! s; D% Y: r3 g) DYou spend# `6 G5 t/ N3 X% Q1 K! M V7 u
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( K& J" Z& ]- P$ E6 _, H v+ r# J
spa-like) j5 {% `& S$ _& T
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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