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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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* v: ^- f" `$ ?; {' b0 o6 g! CThen, you wake up in a nursing home( {+ h+ q# ?3 L& x6 o
feeling better every day.* Y( {7 j# y: U+ p5 h5 Z) c
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When you are kicked out of the home7 e1 }, P4 Q7 y, r8 U
for being too healthy, you spend3 C% D" G4 p0 K& ]& }
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,3 ~# I1 b/ a; \7 K
you get a gold watch on your first day.* X1 h6 `! {3 Z$ i! u; e# c+ G
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% e3 {2 Y$ w; E: d
and party.
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' B4 [. z0 T1 K/ i; @: CAs you get even younger, you become a kid3 A0 t8 I& Z2 C! g; o
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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: b7 L' @/ Z4 X5 [# sIn a few years, you become a baby and5 d3 R: L g) R' \+ k A
everyone runs themselves ragged
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, z- r( \9 C# n& b3 [9 L% I( F7 p
spa-like
$ ~- \! o: X4 {1 ]con ditions: central heating, room service on
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; ]) n* m1 L4 _: h; G; HUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) q" O3 Q# }; R. ^. w
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