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* M+ e( f2 S3 u9 AI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 U {! S. Q: S: g+ L) ~5 T) p
way right off the bat.1 W& q+ G; ]" f) c/ k
* X$ h* l; o' t0 ^; NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your+ }0 X6 M+ z+ K% {% T+ i/ ]1 i6 Y3 \
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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2 C2 @. f, a; M1 z9 y7 r9 NWhen you start work,8 H# Z, X1 N, B# h
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 e5 Z/ N! ]0 M$ @# D5 l B! n2 ?
and party.
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" \! d* C+ k- p" J, V0 b. L6 VAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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* _- C$ ^- L6 E3 [. ]In a few years, you become a baby and
/ p0 w p( D3 L0 ?1 A$ Ieveryone runs themselves ragged, F) s$ ~! i" J9 A; e
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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6 J0 G& W0 H# G+ r! pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.( E( Y9 Q# T- k
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