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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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W% ]) U" ~8 e* `Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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- _" R1 I' E* O! N; A2 gWhen you are kicked out of the home. J7 P* i& `$ n# K$ b
for being too healthy, you spend
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! R' T1 L( t; p7 r! o& R* ^6 xWhen you start work,- ]0 F. I! u) W; B5 s' v
you get a gold watch on your first day.; R) G: e; P: d: j2 @/ _
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, h6 Y' T3 F4 b" b7 L: y
you're too young to7 {0 |+ M5 S- q1 @
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 Z/ g" B! c9 i: \4 {As you get even younger, you become a kid
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) Q m& }" `" b' aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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: c, f# K6 {8 T1 L G2 ^In a few years, you become a baby and5 [- k1 S# K9 z; a
everyone runs themselves ragged
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+ f9 d. l5 `9 c, j; N& GYou spend
# B8 |0 @0 U+ n4 K" L2 S; P: K/ |, O/ Qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( H8 N x O0 L; Z6 {' p I
spa-like
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tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. \" v7 @; |% W* h2 Y
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I rest
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