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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: g. K2 R4 r3 }3 @% | G* o
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.: ]/ U8 T* r$ D3 y1 {2 [1 B3 m
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 X5 n+ v* B' M7 i" R. e0 z# w
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ |& O& ]: K9 \7 ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# |& s: I8 ~3 B. r6 S6 Y# C4 ^then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. Z! @1 N, ^" I4 j1 C& K7 b
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
) u% V+ o% M7 A t+ V5 b2 Y6 |/ Wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# y5 m7 o6 O0 |; Z* |4 X* N2 N3 vThere are some people that are not into all the words.; P0 ?7 x6 P' P, X% B
There are some that would have you not use certain words.. D+ D$ }" s2 Y8 q# V- [( |, K- Z- q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 p9 m% w) r* l8 z q1 d; d8 x; u/ Mof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* H" a$ ~2 _5 R
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) P( V9 @) ~' `4 _5 ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! j* h; F0 J9 wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?0 |. p0 U3 s- l- j7 G" Q* ^
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
7 g- x% h( B2 a8 Z$ c* x0 iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: L2 j$ g( S% s9 ^$ u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ N% O9 `% w- o! D
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," l# `' W0 S& Q0 n. P- @) z+ a9 o
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. i& c. C4 Y/ u/ y0 g5 D
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" G4 d, k; Z7 ?& a7 s0 Q; z+ |Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& F9 B3 R) _. [5 D$ vsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! v: W8 W8 B2 L$ z! y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# m) J7 m) q" g K# V5 Z0 s/ Y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 w! d9 h' R2 @4 ?
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: B+ L6 i9 Q8 B7 _, b0 t. z! ?8 e
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, L, _* g% }9 ?2 Z$ Y' f4 T& m3 `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 E, _0 h( }8 anot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 |% o0 Q( Y& m0 X: ?' b
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not, _2 U* b9 ^! W
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ @8 i- } b. |
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
4 i5 ^) p9 ~& A* D! C$ cMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. h( d9 I6 C: D5 Y$ a
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.. ^3 a' ]# M/ d4 A; V0 j3 x, P
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend' ` s, N' T6 `, X% y/ K
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% o, w/ b, M2 o& _* ^8 f) L" c dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
5 w/ b5 x7 U+ X. \It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 Q! |- r% b& c4 w- |' \' pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% x/ H3 |. B4 ^% v; [
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" L: B. m3 d' w5 C
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 k5 B. J6 u! V" M; d; M( `certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# b3 w& c* C5 _1 N6 S1 e9 `don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 [* H2 D2 S' r0 z( U) H. n& gstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."% m7 s7 {4 i8 k8 n. E+ ?, m) B
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
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it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
' ] }6 w6 U" s8 K# himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 Q. t0 M. x8 Z& Z& N' ? {5 Jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! b( U7 _7 ~' w) C7 t4 j/ I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
4 D. U! a6 W6 X! w- Othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. g; p9 B. R1 o4 E1 a" l
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but% c- X1 r; F% k/ N7 `$ {
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) z- w0 z4 G: A" O3 T
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
K1 M2 T8 |, S: e- DSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." Z5 @8 B, R: q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' C8 E7 [% O) H2 D0 R0 ]/ b4 ^I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ V" r- V( T) Fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even( C# x% l4 v6 Y* P3 o! I
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 ^+ {! e% C, J! }and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ P& e0 c* a! [# d. A7 wBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 a. r/ t \% a' Y" }
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# o3 Z- D! J" T) V
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in4 b" ~- m& z- W) Q. [; B. Z
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) x" Q3 F( \& ~7 b1 E
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& D' e1 x# J; W# K3 e% [) @- W
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
8 Q0 D! N$ C& h' Fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' q% w6 m7 p& _4 kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You d7 a% ?" ?4 J
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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