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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 R$ Y& | W% U n+ }I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.9 E, J& ` Z, t" C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 P: a$ c6 _' `* L3 z! gWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 [1 M4 A5 ]5 W, i! s
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 ]' v2 P: G7 X7 N2 T5 u) s3 H4 Rthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 p) h4 f. L* \
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 b( L& i* V( B( F* Y& DThere are some people that are not into all the words.
3 j; G/ S; ^, I' X& bThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
- F1 [$ l8 i- Y# U2 Y1 A; o: yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# Y7 I9 ?# f1 l) O0 ^) ]of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. @# {8 V r [5 N
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
P& F4 W* X$ h( ^1 j$ pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,* R7 ~; b" F3 c: p
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* \# Y" F8 @5 |( `7 h, K: f"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,% @7 e) n N( ?, b
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 ?/ `, E# |+ ~* W+ p" ?* i% n7 l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: o# E6 \$ \3 G- M; iThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- o( b) c4 K2 [8 Y, B/ x
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
5 @; _3 m; P! Z0 ?6 `3 O ?9 ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 b. q. H" U' {Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ Y7 r$ l" \% ?' Q" ^sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; P; b1 x4 O" Q% ^, H; y, K4 Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a7 @ k4 B7 s* |% z( _( B ~
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, U2 ?: H3 ^# \& a9 a6 Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( X6 d2 T1 Q. U- q, g0 _# o t
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
6 [: c% f7 c5 D) x, jOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& g- v: R: C' z, O+ C& I6 [3 cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 v" b; W+ J" Y! x' t) I! vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not4 Y3 o2 B0 C6 ~! d# z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, m0 b8 e1 H! M$ o6 C9 ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and6 Q: t% S4 j2 f! R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; W; l# z( c# z( i2 y pthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 D% m# Z+ P* N9 ~7 k: l" dI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; M* t$ O2 @1 W4 `with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at X* a- o; b: l+ c/ \
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 g0 r0 \; {. k" Z: m0 w6 H* l
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: q4 a5 C5 D* [, p% L/ Nother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, z6 L' L& K$ e' T9 D# Ytogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
- `: ^2 q, Y$ m+ A. @! A+ g6 `Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# n6 S/ N0 \) {5 i! G6 |
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 w. ?4 H$ ~0 G9 D3 \
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
( |! w( V3 D7 l+ b" cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
0 E8 ]2 V+ U4 H) ZAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 g. ~1 {+ A7 ~- k
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 m3 ?) Q7 g r7 C: ~ ]it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very; V6 p, Z8 Y! j' t
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
$ e* X- r: u8 P. ]. `7 s0 ?hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- j ?* \4 M5 V* T/ Y3 @& I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love0 b i6 l/ M$ v
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
1 H; O* [9 q! p- H$ La great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
; e3 @9 ?& Y9 @" x- NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
: I9 }/ ~/ L# \! Y; b: `( O8 G+ Pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 ]/ u N% \. ^0 m# _
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, r: f& ]' u0 j% m0 nSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# X5 y5 x# F# X) R7 }' ]
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' ]9 [% x6 c( N& ]circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ g& g& D: J- q( Aclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) j: N6 X9 n+ P. @( H. w( E# o
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& P" _- }. @! E5 d0 ?
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
j7 b# ^, W# E$ _/ O, I/ M$ e. G. M& iRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( u0 `& D* X& e8 B3 QCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
5 r4 Q8 D' N- D" p( Wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; M$ O& w! ` BKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
- ]" @3 M/ O/ Hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# k+ E6 Y M# F' T: I2 a- ?! [them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% v: ^; g+ M3 ngoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, M" v- v, X5 u! Scan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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