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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it., F, O1 J" L( T3 b( d: e# [" D
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 P/ N' k% _/ C+ j) vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 H) X5 Z) N7 z0 d& R6 ~They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# c" x" l& \! `" Y# e1 e) R+ ~0 Q2 |Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' d& p: L" d% m4 Q; q* @- R
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! _4 ]" y' e( {3 C9 p* Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ [1 [. \2 c; |words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! I2 Q! J, r$ c5 i, c* a1 \9 c5 ^
There are some people that are not into all the words.2 f3 g( B7 n/ S/ N
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" l/ n0 u: I. I* {# ?There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7+ f1 |3 S' h: l0 v* ` Q% q7 X. b" O
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.# b6 x, o7 x8 z8 w, @* p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, M% N/ |: D% E8 l" eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 G$ e2 Q; u0 i) P9 ]
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?( d0 f& i" I& a* h3 J8 G! z
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& w2 f. }' S( _7 u. m x" Q0 r' ?% n, d
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
& A1 k+ S8 a$ f1 s2 D1 _' |"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") a1 k4 b! \7 j! ]. W1 {
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
5 K* H! ^8 R3 c- N9 I( N, c+ g7 mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! U+ G1 P- j( V4 M7 P. r! `4 B"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 r; J# c. T) z% RWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
3 r) w8 Y2 d3 I$ F* X% c- k+ j* l* ^sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 v9 _* u! ^" M( Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
: d3 c7 W, K: j) p& S: Tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
* F. P7 k/ g/ c) A3 z! h0 Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) U8 C8 f+ O1 D- |) l0 O; X7 C# G+ S o2 iPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: g: z7 \/ J1 G
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 c, L* t% P1 O1 vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,# P" g4 D, {" l, O
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
. N R* z8 u. P8 i, S# tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 A `# f& y C8 |some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
; S" O1 X1 [5 X% ^5 P3 ZMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ F4 ]5 [: C' M4 [' |/ m+ O
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. N2 v/ V& \# d) u" B
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# {; i6 x! D6 R q* C D3 s4 n J1 I
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! M X$ W( J0 o7 P3 l( Z) K& {& k
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."* f# L S5 ~; k
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the" O* Q( i5 P' F2 H5 D% g, L+ \5 z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; P# |# _& Y6 Q" {2 s W6 otogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, ~# ]. Q1 G# j, R& TPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% Z, d' z* x9 p3 g% J% n C" `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
2 K# x! A7 @4 [$ m0 odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- }+ ]6 P: C8 L9 q% u
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 s7 N B$ Z6 ]3 }% TAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! {% K/ m- D" E, C5 {! w6 c
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; P; H% v+ x2 t" u
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& B8 Z1 q. @" S; B/ f8 B- ]imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, u/ V7 b' ^' L6 u+ m, x& J& y6 ]+ B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; z( Z- q- E b" e7 y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# N: k: w0 ~2 {# o' I/ ]
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ y* h3 x' Q, Q0 e# D: |6 da great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
( A }+ |% N1 ~0 Y! sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; n- A" X3 ^/ |) o* t) {% T {! t. n
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," f+ q( ~7 v. g" l4 @. T/ j8 {
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; g0 o3 A* ~2 s; p f% d" `1 e/ l
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.4 z! M8 [: ]! T9 u2 k
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any X R! q( T0 R) R0 \- X% u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
+ l2 s$ C$ g/ I: x& B+ ~% bclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# U; N0 T4 J- T& g Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
' O0 @6 Y% `! t1 ~; MBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
* V" m* t( u" a2 `+ DRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* y. k- l. r7 B2 q4 y3 v& vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
9 h, U. Y/ n( E1 ]' o7 E: S4 `the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 u9 Q4 f# h5 M7 a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ x5 A! ^5 q, S5 P+ d( R! @0 \
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 F' d& N1 a* Q. {- t D9 g% C, Y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that6 N3 k" q" E, _8 _
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% }* i4 O& y5 _! H4 J6 _can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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