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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 L; F( g# e/ n ^% \1 JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 P) H3 S. M/ |: _+ R# OI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ @6 }/ \! J" f2 t% PThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. S( t$ B* }3 y9 y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. X* E( B; _# f; k4 Q0 Y2 `% I
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* T4 y& w7 F) A0 f$ y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 |1 a; g% q0 v! p
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
6 ^1 V5 T. | W$ g4 k5 fThere are some people that are not into all the words.
7 [ g8 n( v' ?3 h$ p, yThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
3 J+ J( |7 h: N2 f# ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; Y# B( h, \5 u% j) Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; `, H ]3 A5 ~' A+ C+ A
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
# h) f3 ~9 @4 gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& l) ?$ D- d- B; G9 F
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
, \7 |6 O$ E% O"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
H" n1 P* A5 z- mand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?" _) B0 `: n. a. W; n& [* J# ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 N. Z" g1 U/ R* H N
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
5 `' Q" X5 l& h) r! y n" |2 _4 _5 Ncurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ {4 z$ ^' H# L4 }7 ?1 C. {% i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 Q% m/ x6 N8 F) t3 HWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. b: w7 g Q, o9 Usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% I6 D7 {; R+ G: ]& W; m* b
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
~) c4 I9 V' U5 i5 B) H4 t% [snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist; }$ w9 T" Z# D3 |; n
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,5 q7 s, _3 s' i) T
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ X, I: M. ]( ~3 A6 z+ a# S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- }" H& m Q" O- a8 ?not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 S) j- U7 R3 _2 k' a& i) p5 ~" y Cbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
D% t& e" ~9 k1 Scompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* E4 `( J8 `. o& i' Q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- j! u3 E3 Y; j* Z+ ~MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on9 |, A! v6 | t) D0 I% A- `" r
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 Y- P4 o. L# u% M4 o7 ]
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
' B$ R: A# a/ o$ S ]* `) _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, ]" X9 W3 z" d( x; n# Oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."* L- x- N; p7 C, A# {) C: N
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
$ }& g- F5 n- q7 q( t( @other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go4 k4 h9 j* h5 Q* |- U
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that8 Y6 c* H: j' T" W. k% u
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# k. I3 _2 E# g6 R# G: I" ]
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
8 g+ Z _* H. V7 L; o3 bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: k. f. \4 Y8 L; z5 a# l
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& S# T: r5 N \; S; Y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' X" ^3 L% @$ f& |4 J6 k
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, ^- }) s l5 }it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 w5 `) u" Z- T) E
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. R% [% I, Q: y- @9 f
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, {! |8 O& p# R% a% R# g! r, l. c
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
$ A' I4 ]- b! i( N7 ]4 R. Kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 N3 u1 V# r7 p+ \! x" s l2 k! va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 ` s* [. S/ ?# t2 r" k- D/ W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
# r* q5 K9 `9 O9 g% |( hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 g/ ?: F- B' R7 O; C7 w; Z4 U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.". a! j$ }6 G% A
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
1 ]+ V& I$ L8 j1 W, c# CI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any: X$ ~( D4 [& w, ~$ N
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 A* w, Z" p) F
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( x/ g( d; f9 } w
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 e! r7 e2 @' Z: G: Y# ~% O* O
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 `* J5 `" t2 H, jRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock1 E N+ N7 {( j# a7 y0 F" Q
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
4 N$ \! g% S* t5 `& B4 F8 Zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% N9 ?4 H5 o) GKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ j# U5 r6 p0 [; c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 s' E7 O% S6 |0 T, ~# R2 b
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) [' E8 r0 u0 A# C' J6 ^goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 ]* u7 v( P! scan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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