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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.; E* s6 b" O' w, c- F A
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. w% p/ h4 L' y5 s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. O) O0 q& ~/ \3 ^. pThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( U5 L& u& l6 K# U7 B' Y! O
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ @4 l0 B1 f2 f( ^. r
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 t' B7 c# v4 R% u1 r
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. b) v4 M+ V' s" G% vwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
6 R, A7 f. z. MThere are some people that are not into all the words.+ h0 X5 g6 q7 p3 p
There are some that would have you not use certain words.& {$ s1 I! N' ~
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 U5 D/ e6 d/ t9 w b
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.+ ~! f' |, m& F0 ]5 _: \
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ J6 ~; a% s- l" z$ a& F ?5 M8 ]to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, l: r7 A \: B/ m9 o0 f
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- ~8 g/ ]9 d9 \# w3 p7 t' J
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# d2 U! A% t5 Y6 v4 S- p9 iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) |- ^ V/ g: F7 \"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 k! p4 c z# T0 ^7 ]; a" G$ eThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- x& J/ f1 }4 y8 |2 K4 [curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ d- G4 J7 Y' n/ I. h% \1 G( b: z; g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 c# S- s: q8 Q" ~; Y$ G9 YWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; h0 e) k$ e' w8 Q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,1 C) V1 u) x- I. f3 p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 ?8 e) U8 @& K5 }( y$ R/ R# u
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& o/ ^/ z3 U1 o/ X
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 k. m# v7 `$ C. ?; \, x7 G, r [/ K
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ i0 c; @0 p( l8 q L8 g. P" b2 A6 Q6 O3 YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 T3 n( c; e, j6 \" jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* ?( k) F" p1 w) i* S2 f/ I
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 M( ~& |1 G3 m4 U! K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why' M) }4 D' }1 G1 p$ E
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and G# m& Z6 F% Q, I) s
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 V$ \7 o; {3 h1 w' Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' w$ B6 b5 z0 }' b' d) \. \: b) T6 U
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* Q8 @7 L& |9 n5 S4 i7 A
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, q z& \; S/ |: |& `, |: F7 ~you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) i: s1 u h6 E& _It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ H. D: F5 X/ v. n& ]$ \other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 |) y6 y; y1 n N {7 ctogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 M: x2 k: g+ E/ SPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, ~: t) Z& L$ Z4 P# g0 @certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& R3 o( r* _8 {; P
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ q; u& L) q# z7 |8 v0 Lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."" p) l' Q3 u# Q" V4 |# l
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 k/ O3 l3 u8 baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think) U {8 p/ B% Q) V& F% O+ C9 p
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very: ~1 |5 B3 {" r+ D) M8 H& p9 n, N9 I
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 F& z5 ~( w% E$ C; U8 R5 G: ?4 p& W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 e* G# i X) g# H: d$ R) o
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 @$ @& G7 N& O5 W3 {1 y: qthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is9 S: I- O' g/ ~, {! w& D4 U" T- y& q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but `( A; R& z% W1 c- Z
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 z+ M) S: Q7 Z) |" H
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 z% D5 [3 K. K- z3 ^2 ~4 Q
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( n% D3 O/ {" G% Y9 @: xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.& Y: z8 X5 M( \* X* e- u
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any5 X9 \$ [+ k `, \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# i8 w: a5 S. n! H9 W
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 B0 Q- u8 F+ ]$ K0 eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
2 O( O: b: [+ ]/ E* Z) T kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 j: o; j- u1 t
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* Y6 V% m0 h/ n: T! D9 \5 ?/ L: iCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: l3 b' _, A( F9 S7 ythe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for }2 a7 r9 {5 u/ H; q/ v
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't. ^, @8 T% h4 X- u, B* z- R/ _
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) X9 a, J4 `( J3 R" R4 g& `9 W% othem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 p4 ~0 U: M7 p0 A+ x ^
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You ^9 ^, m) ^" g+ P, K
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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