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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
+ }+ o3 w2 |& d+ c2 @9 H2 e+ q7 hI want to tell you something about words that I think is important., l! [% A- X6 U; M6 j, ~! g8 i& q
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion./ J2 N) l# x% c$ ^( A! R' m
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* A9 A0 B$ G" W6 |1 \% jthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" ^% y7 Q! s7 d4 @7 u8 @" _; `that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. G5 Y& k! M, w% T* `; w" i6 D
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 @8 h) u; t8 BThere are some people that are not into all the words.% a# {2 T# E* e/ ]
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 n/ |7 ^/ X4 M. u' U9 N" D) _/ uThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 72 z% u. N7 S1 I
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 K8 e, u' e8 D4 X0 F1 I. N
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 J' L. q g8 k3 Q3 oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: F1 g0 n+ o- O. f' {
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" P9 O! l' p( c
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ t! e# D5 Y( U1 M
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
9 Y3 v# F$ Q. ?) e8 h' Q2 m"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& Y8 L6 u# [3 \$ G6 l( s+ j' j
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 B+ ^& r% ]1 j7 Tcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.) d: W8 t2 c/ J9 T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 c+ ]2 U, x, jWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% k* C, i4 d/ M# O) z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' s# X, p2 t; z4 F' {man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
: W6 K; V; V: a$ q6 {snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 y5 k" ^# B& m5 T8 ~- jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" O9 s6 `/ o0 m& [) }" `4 [Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 q% W1 n! i4 }6 YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- o5 ]$ a( p( [6 F3 n) E+ w
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 e( F8 [( [. b& ~& n( b6 Q& N* j% p( P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! O. b& k8 w) x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" Z. ?1 w' }. o/ Msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 ~4 E% k; |; M( UMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 ~9 K1 k+ p- f6 e7 u9 A0 B
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% p% U) u" N9 wI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 O6 n5 d+ r& F, z0 m
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 v) }+ z, H5 n. W3 l( L' a$ ~% b* Eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
% }- G3 x6 c7 W8 U& EIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 D. n1 K5 Y/ i, {! Y4 g- ]/ S) t
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 ?& A; J+ N, B7 X" e$ otogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) M/ n; t, m5 |& b: f+ P
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 m, S2 Z% G! s+ I N. K% qcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ T$ R; q# F$ \don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* U5 y( a# o- {) s: d, Hstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", c+ q* D, ^0 K& J0 v9 Z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; \% X0 y% y- W _1 Saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 g) I, p! L) a& cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very) |7 I! M; Z/ C+ N) B7 E
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" m2 f/ J+ J7 a- Uhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, q* f4 d* X2 z"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 q6 a* X, Z/ Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; ]6 }5 r/ z; @( _# a3 j8 l- b" l
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( |- b* h# J6 I- S4 q2 L
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( e3 e0 h! F8 G2 s" `3 q% r
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 v' @5 w. D5 P) ?Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
+ a- J' B- r' K7 W; zSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' O" M7 }2 v) I8 `I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% a" U" g0 ]- a0 d3 pcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% \$ v- @0 |8 c. y+ Q2 T1 J
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 u9 W( j) \; f( L2 [* x! V% a9 o
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., y$ w4 A0 p8 m2 \3 a0 T0 `5 H
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ Y1 F/ a- p9 n. {. b: S* Q4 O# KRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock( W3 e7 F; O# C
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ [! S) t* _! q4 K' b* G. fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for6 ?: Z5 {1 k8 }$ p6 d
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't- G( N; m# `$ G4 U$ E
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 r1 r3 K% z& H8 O. Nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) R9 _/ T/ o5 r: ]1 F9 x' [1 Wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ W" Q4 w1 d5 Z N# y$ H
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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