Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
1 ^3 T0 X- b. V# X% m7 Z> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
7 u7 s: Z! I% |4 A  X> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% t5 v% a: I4 i) h/ }& g> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
: N% H+ @6 U# v- h/ \> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: F) \$ I. p9 X; M* _9 {. W> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
* v% c& o' O  j- V2 N" O, w; Z: d- V> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
9 _% _9 h3 {0 n+ A  _> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
2 H# A7 ~+ f# E0 ?9 d+ @# n> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
' Y4 t  n  K$ ~2 o" X; a% T% v> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
# E% f4 K+ x) o  |! c4 W2 Z% }. U> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
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$ L  }9 f- N% k> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
5 w0 N: s' l! s& e& ~> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
& E8 _" X. r! V; R% i> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
/ p" j6 S3 B. a& {2 j6 J8 t( N> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
; Z4 p; C8 q6 R. ]- W# d> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 `+ \% k* H# R1 _" }> I DON'T THINK SO
+ b# @  a( t$ A( {& i; p# M5 c* n" }> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
# \8 x3 I0 }3 Y3 [0 A> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
! h2 i' `  b' B5 M5 a& o> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
$ V$ n. z0 ]& a- R> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
8 \0 e& [+ S% B0 r9 W> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
5 o* o, s- b! Q& Y  I> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
; x$ g/ z; Q: T3 a: H! d> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
6 P) ^8 H1 m: K+ X$ k. C9 ~> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
) `( f! r  ~4 `; y> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
4 c) m  @( e( U$ a* Y% S$ O  Q> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
! @0 J5 S: B+ ?$ B, E" {> HELLOOOOO..
- @8 K6 K# I9 n- |> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
# K/ C4 u6 J! `' R> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.