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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A; f! K& J2 B3 p* a5 e1 d4 z% V
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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# M7 ?9 t7 X) \# P& v3 q c> HONEY,3 m+ ~/ p1 Q+ @+ ~+ G* Y+ N3 |. S
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
8 s2 J6 c4 }$ `4 L4 T8 m1 R> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.# w# b; L, J/ X* u( z/ @# C
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6 n& e4 d' }' i0 B ?> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
5 C9 w& K/ g: Y$ h> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
( d/ c; X- x, j. R8 j> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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2 l: j" @8 T( M) O1 N5 w> I DON'T THINK SO.. n O. U @/ W6 w
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4 P/ i7 n- t5 X! s% h" a> FINE,
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& i X' h2 Y+ C6 e) \) j' m. i> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
$ R( `/ N G: Q9 E2 G> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ W* J) q! ^/ b- X* V> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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; b, K2 ?; D. w3 p! ?> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
8 x1 t: m+ |5 ]' Z# }' K> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?, F' O' g+ I) j& h0 ^% G* r
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE2 H* n. j; f% _2 r( ~+ Y
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
' p% J% J. T* F+ i> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS7 J' |; ~/ ]! O( m$ V
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
; O8 Y# T3 Q9 w# V> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
; g* q1 g! _4 b* N' j8 c3 D1 Y> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK0 |/ M0 j( F5 e7 I4 {
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2 O; ?, O& I' T' o> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
; T0 f4 n6 h2 c! y3 ^ X' s> WANT TO FIX STEPS& \4 p4 [* q4 ]0 P. Z, ]" P& k/ s
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. k- G: Q6 T! F e; C: t( x
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 V5 x1 u p! W, L7 W2 q: `> I DON'T THINK SO
7 D. O+ U. d, _; W> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.# n3 l2 R4 k" S* J2 ~. w) r( q
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!' r& d3 _ O) A3 N I/ G1 O
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
1 L$ k5 M, Z7 g> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................7 i( k6 i+ Z7 _( t6 \4 y/ r& n" j2 i
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW" B B, l1 }4 W4 ~3 c' E
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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9 ^1 E3 o5 \6 x& {3 p* B> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
3 A: H4 c$ J9 Z; ~7 t> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
9 s, H7 b$ J' p+ D4 L- }> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT2 C% i8 L( N& B% x4 p+ z
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.9 a- Q# j# ` r) @- b$ n
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6 G( w. T2 p5 B; ]" H> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
, |) U% @. k1 Y2 W* j! V# O, j' a> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 F2 o. D6 H: d9 W
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER! e7 W! d# e. P+ Q% ]
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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D- d$ ?3 P, M0 v4 |) t! q> HE SAID, v& P% Z0 Y: c
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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* e0 Q: m+ |1 r. s- |" K* b> SHE REPLIED,. m2 w% j8 J3 v* A5 h/ S
> HELLOOOOO..
% g P" y: x3 C& Q- n' S> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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