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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
3 c1 r* P2 l7 i& j, N- _! a> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,, r) H* i- W5 w4 F6 B5 Z; w8 z
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/ p$ f, v/ Z: @( ]; e2 F> HONEY,
7 J, J- P2 } S> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?) i% }, _ F, M: g( y9 i/ [8 g% K) @
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." k7 `, R, ]# y: X2 {4 s
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& a2 j$ M" Q% d0 E' Y0 O1 x( A m> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,- {' i+ i6 G: a: }6 h4 P
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
0 y a! N. v8 }. N> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE1 ~2 i" I6 f" h* x: [" M
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?0 I" u- V* k! a
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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' i6 t; E2 ^2 E3 v" M) e- Q> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS, m: w6 K! x6 a# r% l
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
. {" u' @; S. ~5 u# _> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT8 F/ o; ]+ ]3 o2 G. ^8 a
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,' o( J+ O* d! \/ U- v2 @- F1 A% o
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
L. @0 l3 b# O U1 U. l: M> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE* X7 t: s- U3 y8 {3 Z
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
1 C# f4 A& Z; O7 b9 B> I DON'T THINK SO
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( W9 O, x O* S% P- Z> FINE, SHE SAYS+ n" b- }3 R0 f+ @+ {4 J, b
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS: P9 Y' V* S! V. B( |3 U% ?
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?7 c) d: ^0 C; M: c
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK/ Q1 t$ {' N" S& G' X) \$ o, A* D% M
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, {# e: c1 `+ A7 E4 w/ Q> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T! ^8 y6 |% z c# m# n& ^0 i) n
> WANT TO FIX STEPS8 k# s. N7 {$ T. [; |! [8 Z4 {
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 t, i- L3 q0 I> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 H) K3 D! Y6 k' @" J. r> I DON'T THINK SO
; P. ~* U' h2 U" P> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU., G7 T& Y, W/ G# u
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! E! n, [- n( Y1 M! A C
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A/ \2 O9 v. \* j
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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' b' w0 H9 U* u6 R' v' G. S> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW- P3 g ~2 G( N/ O4 _2 w
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES' r+ I- ^, N# }$ D
> TO GO HOME+ f9 e3 M6 U/ t8 W
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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7 h H' q( ?3 z0 m> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE' [2 A3 V, I/ F
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES/ B, D8 \; ^& r6 ]) z
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.! Z1 @" [5 B! z3 r
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?! ~( J( E2 W* e1 T1 o7 ^+ h
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
9 }1 f) |2 e2 I> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.4 _( }- Z9 q9 b3 N( q2 \ i
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME0 S$ {. |+ O8 [+ x9 q& \0 b
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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( G- j' u3 D' G, w' D> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! ^2 p4 Z F+ R> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER. j9 ^( P7 e4 \! F. Z
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.- g8 b, r( x- E
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> HE SAID,
# s! Q7 W: K% P5 k: g- ~> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,1 d9 ^& K; Y/ R% V( b
> HELLOOOOO..
# s' ^2 x# L) N; `( m> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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