 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A) |" m& o3 o. i4 v
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
/ I2 r" f+ `( h% p6 S- _>
8 X+ F5 T7 t7 N> HONEY,
: E, g K) o. r: K> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?4 I4 m8 \2 z% S4 v/ D
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
+ h9 ~0 t6 Z. ]) w( u# N E> " \( b# m( A6 j9 S9 z; z, `( b
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,# i8 M! a7 j+ t8 `$ ]
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
: z; y. E) z& w6 b> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 c2 E: {. b3 N' f- z% d/ T8 r> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ F/ D$ K$ f. ?3 U. f
> I DON'T THINK SO.
8 ^+ @% u7 ?6 J* C, A>
) \7 }5 d5 f0 w+ f9 W> FINE,
. \/ W) s; J- A7 J# R>
- F: q! u7 ~/ C7 v( W> THEN THE WIFE ASKS," K& K+ u# k* n5 |# |( m
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
q% w, h" c0 L. Z( ?; g+ U> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
8 M7 {4 i2 |! M' X" f* Q$ D1 s> , O3 N# L/ {) H5 s0 C1 h
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,1 i! V. q+ p x B8 k& F- g6 c _
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
* q" R* g( D2 n& m; {3 ?> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE* }4 j' h: x+ t C1 n; |2 B) m
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? E: H) Y; I% {+ u% J B. M0 @. s
> I DON'T THINK SO
* Y" @! z# H' S* w0 J>
/ {. d9 I. j7 p+ i( y$ m4 ^" e> FINE, SHE SAYS" X. y/ m+ U0 b$ C" ?* r
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
6 N+ }8 k* Y# L4 `) B/ a# @$ [> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
. Z- ?( {+ L1 P8 i8 O/ R# }" L> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
+ N( ]3 ^6 A6 _& c> 7 x0 K) S& s1 |6 g
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
" s% K/ b. t; g> WANT TO FIX STEPS9 x1 r& I- F% l6 ]: s- n/ j
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
1 d6 [3 }& i, l" R5 d& O; T/ ?> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% q) J$ }( F' ]3 P3 Q
> I DON'T THINK SO
* J& f3 [" k+ B8 e6 h4 j> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
( {0 U/ D2 n# a) e" |> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!; Q8 ]5 j* d4 c. `% _( _
> # N, `* o7 W/ M4 W8 Y
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A: D1 s4 V6 L) w% X. |$ ^- r
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
. t! i! n0 ~' I6 s9 I' m>
9 M, e0 y9 `% P# R0 Q: |> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW+ `% w0 b& V9 n% @8 y4 f8 }
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
# ~' H7 [. [+ _5 A. p# w9 w) K> TO GO HOME
, _% u* e$ T l& _8 p7 n, a3 D* Y>
4 D- l& ~9 p; A4 {1 l: t% F> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
8 h. @9 D9 ~$ J, k+ ?> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
4 R5 o/ d7 p& K>
! S# U/ `- [) }7 Y4 S2 K> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
; V4 o0 u" f# U+ X7 |' i) i> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
6 A( E. b" [( |/ }> - i- j' V. l0 E! y7 G6 V. m) j
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
& F) F8 y/ o" I% {> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.3 f |7 j& y! O2 P. s+ a S
>
7 d) K: _+ ^* L. A) o> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
, Q9 \' z- _. Z# T% {> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
. K8 d3 ]+ r) j& y- H; m! H6 j> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
% _, y$ D% C# g# z; A$ D> & ^2 s* @2 w n* O# d" `7 l) p
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
( \/ ?8 t# o) ]; i8 b; t> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., c% F/ F& u% T
> , b$ _2 o# W' d* G, T
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND8 A4 Z7 q& u" C; ]9 L. ^" h
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
2 O; H e1 J0 X8 f* k> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.9 F U' ]! Z- }
>
' s& t) N9 M$ }9 p5 ]> HE SAID,! R: z8 \/ O( R; U
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
% z! o5 ?) [2 M: B>
4 _6 X4 I5 d$ |. L& S4 m* _8 j> SHE REPLIED,9 t/ T1 F" w6 x, \, ?5 }
> HELLOOOOO..
- b' I; |( b" r, l> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
) J) Q% ?8 u/ ]% N" [' J2 |> ON MY FOREHEAD?" n" F% k+ L# {4 @! E: E6 k
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-4-8 12:14
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
