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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: j9 J5 {- k: H4 j' ^' g7 m> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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# \. _ K/ a) U0 U Q% I0 F5 N" G> HONEY,' n# y: i6 ]. {8 l0 R# G- U1 z( O
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
, s. S5 H7 h4 g, h! M> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.% L- Q+ x6 E, z) A
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5 ?( @5 I& Q: t) M" w5 z> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
3 E4 W- |4 I2 Y5 I4 D* {2 \> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
9 k( B) d7 L. e% h% y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE7 H. v9 n* r% O- }& e3 I
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?4 ~' a( v4 j* E/ |( @6 S
> I DON'T THINK SO.9 y! P# h" G: E: e5 n
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3 X3 _9 P" y6 H |> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
8 B% Z- W! T6 x( z. E> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
9 H! i8 |( B( d$ t5 ^' l> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,5 ?7 d9 E0 N* g5 N3 N0 w9 L" \
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?0 a( T- b) A5 M! q4 w
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
: Z, l6 J; T% ? z> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ S/ z4 d9 h8 O' ~6 g> I DON'T THINK SO" N! ?& [! {" j' O' x( U% S$ O/ K: i, [
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* }# f! C/ d4 f. e8 O> FINE, SHE SAYS8 B- h! g2 X% S0 I( Q; H4 Z
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS- ^" o, Z. A1 b {1 `' |8 Z0 `
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
* }% n0 n6 U6 [6 d! p> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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4 @! b# v7 y# y; L: G V, D+ y> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ \" \# e- d d% q* k> WANT TO FIX STEPS
+ y& j, _7 }- p$ W2 C> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
% x: q6 t9 n5 Z9 ~> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
( L$ e4 T1 _$ {& G) x5 O! D> I DON'T THINK SO6 `/ j6 a& n8 J7 b, Y
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
. b X9 g: T) Q* w> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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" y$ T8 p. w' a# P> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
7 o) S" e! d! _> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................$ D9 }& Y2 U. b& |2 Z- B9 ~2 q
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
2 j! {) M, D) s8 \% `# P% ^8 v> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES/ y6 D0 ]0 r6 ?# A
> TO GO HOME
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x d9 f- @5 M4 G8 D" C" b> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES+ a6 r! s$ w6 v
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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$ C1 q. G% f; g0 O5 r' C> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE: ^# f& o9 x7 _: r# V
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING! Z* j( s8 b @6 B
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
8 A6 B, ^- w/ t> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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( a1 c4 D$ @" N. B$ p t, I> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
9 w8 i- o7 M) e8 C. x2 r! r8 h# ]> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
% J D8 _+ ` J> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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6 Z' J- _" L: r1 G( }7 T( G> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME7 ?. O9 T7 z8 b0 M
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.9 i$ U& J$ X$ s1 T! g: q# h
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND5 B- d8 j- f! l% s. G+ J1 o
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
4 ^3 h0 ]/ t! s> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.6 C# l3 q5 V$ G, Z# i" t$ {
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$ Z% W2 |2 Z, w) x) m, _> HE SAID,
& _6 ]6 D" g+ f. p6 \> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,5 U1 ]. {8 q) Z+ a1 @5 T' P6 q3 E
> HELLOOOOO..
% t5 k: B" D5 B: ]/ i( t& k7 z4 |/ O> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN, W7 L9 J# B( x1 }
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ N3 l. s; i$ [+ S> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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