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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,: X1 V, ?9 e+ q/ N: R( s/ k
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?. a- H9 |! e$ T. Y
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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1 L8 M& x& i2 ~+ m5 \/ g> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% R/ o6 }6 s5 | H> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?9 P z: g2 R$ e" u# M/ m
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
5 N3 d" [- J( x# Q> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?8 V5 |. Z% \0 }- L$ @5 k. L& z
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
6 ^) k2 M9 b+ j, m, K6 u. k$ d> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; T8 a; l0 B T" _' Z) f. d# n8 R
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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t: M# Q* k2 X! z$ i> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,2 i) Q8 L+ L3 X: o) l$ {4 C
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ S1 C7 _* \- W" P; r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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' H7 X% u* ~: ]. R8 t$ y> I DON'T THINK SO
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: f) `+ j) ^5 T8 H* x> FINE, SHE SAYS% P9 _1 H" U. b' \
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS, J( _+ f0 Y/ O. l- x4 @
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
8 V% O/ u9 D8 U+ Q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK( O2 d9 q! D }$ z9 ], E
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2 o8 X: m; G! Q> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T/ R, G0 t" L) k; O9 R3 }; _. T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS; f% N0 F* M. N) L) ^* f& ~
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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9 D2 x t$ p- p+ X8 Y- |2 u, {> I DON'T THINK SO, W' {( u" y2 z0 \
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
9 I" D8 ^1 q) X! C" H> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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+ }8 M0 B5 A7 j. B$ ?> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
$ K" Z W+ I/ c4 F/ O/ G> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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6 o4 n* M# U4 Q+ W> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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# L+ Z/ g1 i. r1 X& Y9 ]> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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4 W6 L3 B* s4 _> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?! _: @! T" r' U4 [
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
3 ?% J: ?, o% o" z> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 L3 r0 T7 f$ u6 D$ R) ~
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME' `, m6 l5 S" G: V1 y
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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* S9 G" P }7 v1 \> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND1 [5 a/ S: w5 p2 u
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER$ G3 ?6 T2 ?* }) @+ ]% D7 p
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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! F2 \4 u9 \% ~> HE SAID,
; {# n/ M" c( |, m> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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9 I) d* s" [/ G! i2 _> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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