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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
* Z9 H# t O/ m% F# Y5 M M; h> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,* ~/ ~: s6 J, Y/ F# h* ?
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' h# k) l$ m& k" E j% w, k) `7 p6 S> HONEY,
, O3 k: v! a# p3 v: `> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
( M3 R# C/ t; g> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.% ^/ J- ?4 Y" F
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
0 T5 s6 h+ _+ p4 Q* V. I ~> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
: x/ }' D# `+ W% ~> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE$ q) Y$ K4 }$ G: v1 d2 v
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
) x% ~. S( I" O5 B: b1 y( ~9 ?> I DON'T THINK SO.- Y1 X. S3 `% Z- e! ?# u6 b
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2 p/ Y A/ I( C% h> FINE,+ q+ E2 o" E# ]. ?
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,$ r% c* y' J- l0 O3 M5 h" R
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
, U/ v7 o0 ^/ F# z> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
5 J! N8 _! N( V9 x/ `+ N+ {7 j> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ I' Z% L* t6 \( W& @> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
F" z+ R$ p+ U/ T> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?* o9 b! K3 G) @/ j, J
> I DON'T THINK SO
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: l) q. h, n4 f! ^7 j: y> FINE, SHE SAYS& b% [' ~6 Q! D/ I0 o
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
4 d0 s0 b7 l4 A' i> TO THE FRONT DOOR?% O3 b; y. U% v0 E6 w
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
! {3 f# s, E7 m. q1 E9 [1 V> WANT TO FIX STEPS5 |3 `- P, x/ Q; W* [$ z. V
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 h; P/ s8 P1 b8 U/ P/ i> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
! j" X! q o# q4 d- A> I DON'T THINK SO
; l, H9 Y" S1 f' C5 ]" ^> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.% K9 U p7 i- T2 A, z- Y8 k) e+ s
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 D) {8 c- A8 d/ c" {4 ?, M6 e
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; Y9 [( N) l# p$ n% J' T1 R> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A+ ~3 P" {6 q% z
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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8 X* w% A8 p" I- H A> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW3 O% z/ {/ {# P1 H
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES/ X! p5 d) R4 @1 d, K* i8 g9 e5 U
> TO GO HOME- R$ o7 c Y6 j( @
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES% }; E) Q8 y2 ]5 q) W% f
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.. g! v# W: w v! @" F9 m
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE: R5 ?, {& o! F+ V# L$ w* g) t
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
% S' t6 k/ o) E> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. ?, \. S3 O9 N: R" [5 m
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2 _- A ^# s/ B> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
3 Q8 w) x3 X( |! o. \> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT. q) ?2 l7 ^/ j8 w, }
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.3 T2 Y5 O% {- B7 i) w: c
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
5 {, W" J. s1 ^8 Y) Y> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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- z7 [# u+ |. `9 C9 z> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; G3 n: f( s2 O" [0 h> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER! E( n* Q+ x+ [ p" W
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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5 j% |% g# n* k2 F( O- d$ i> HE SAID,, F% {1 V) ?! r! H$ U! F A
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,- D# u$ X7 w6 L" E$ k) o0 j- D F
> HELLOOOOO... P3 y$ p, F& F: `* ~
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 Z) Q$ N7 q+ r8 n8 p( r5 r# N
> ON MY FOREHEAD?3 N1 K- [- o; }9 a( A# \: H! t: n
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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