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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: K: d0 I0 w# ^- N2 ~+ B% U> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,0 v4 i# J4 q$ L6 X+ [
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% h# h. s, v0 F [+ L> HONEY,4 v" @4 g+ M |* _# ~5 ]
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?$ E9 Y/ W0 ^. P4 B2 p
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,( h$ t( t2 ?% M' J) S& n- n& Q% i
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?* a+ m, G( o8 O* H6 p" {
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
6 {+ W3 d' G% a9 R+ ]& L) t> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 S n' _3 H7 l9 }# [! I* b% M; H> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,0 I0 r7 f2 F; Z; @- p+ M
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& E' k. c% t+ y' @' @% o> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,' y% ], \% Y) T9 e7 U$ P
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?3 C1 O$ y1 D1 W0 F% m
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT) V, g! N0 w9 y4 B0 H
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! v4 P) T7 O5 k1 C3 E; u5 h> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,; O3 E7 E% q5 q/ b
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?, T& E! z9 @" m" o
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
: ?3 r. _2 R- Z2 r> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 d9 h$ U2 z4 F, _9 T8 O1 S0 {5 `
> I DON'T THINK SO* n' d' x7 B( _1 C" e4 {' K/ g
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
' C2 ?$ ^+ d, Q, Z; B2 ~> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
- ], V& j R, h3 N% [' s$ e> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
# Y. \; m1 x7 L$ _> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK0 h9 s$ }1 R& z- H0 n% S- k
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T5 x; K' ^9 G9 A' H3 N( J+ W3 n
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
* ?2 H3 [7 ?6 i. l3 }> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
# L# H" @ v; X0 [> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 I j8 Z. y K8 _> I DON'T THINK SO3 ^7 ]! J" h- ?: V5 A
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.( ` R: W' w% l, f: H
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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' L& O8 I# U* [- e# |' Z( j, L> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A$ W& W0 F" V0 Q+ m$ y, c: u" F" Q
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................& j9 y! g/ H2 M! @/ h/ S# P
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3 z; ?9 M: Z" T$ T6 c> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW. S w- Z* ~8 O% F& J" l% S& L
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES, \+ i4 w& g: L7 J# M1 V8 R; U; I6 C
> TO GO HOME
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$ C, Y* y) r3 a> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
* t/ z3 c' ?2 ?, |; Y% n+ G> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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( ]2 h: b# u e0 c> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES3 g0 e4 B. z: t7 ?1 [
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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& P5 L2 v% \% K# p% I6 h ^. P6 V7 Z> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?6 J3 Q1 D6 E- w2 @7 t# R' b3 Y
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT: W( H, k$ _9 ^( ~( A: i
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* b5 }' D/ U1 w0 f3 F) h% L
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
8 _, W4 k) t* `0 b; j5 y; V: F> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.2 ]" W8 q# }8 @* E
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% O6 i4 N: O, ]0 `> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 v" Z, f4 P) s5 l, ^
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
8 {6 ?& |. S) d. {9 {3 U> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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* k: _1 y- a7 M5 w8 I0 I4 r! d$ q> HE SAID,. u2 ~" n5 }& J3 {* V4 i$ U1 W% u4 N
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?2 W6 u2 W( J3 o% c3 v# y! @8 C
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> SHE REPLIED,
! _4 K6 o6 [1 G# {> HELLOOOOO..
5 |& H1 q% t( g) W> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ X( K& y ~3 h" R2 y
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 u" a( Z* A. D/ m/ l: ^> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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