Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
1 w9 {( g1 s# d> HONEY,
: V$ h# g" H" g4 I  W> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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, [2 P3 y* h! ~) ]0 C> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 h; r, V, ~" s' ?4 \2 k/ E6 D> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
9 c  v$ K' N) g! }  Y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% `1 U4 d: E; E$ m+ m% m> I DON'T THINK SO
>
3 Z" A2 t1 W5 `$ i0 ?) i; K8 e% t  H> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
7 @* y, A( U, [7 O! p6 w2 t> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
) s: y! E7 Q1 s: U" Y* ], ]5 A> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
2 @$ V* G, s  y' f3 s' R# g! ^/ J3 X> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 x. k! \- @$ P: |* A> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
5 C& F- K1 E# T# T% @: C5 r> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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6 B  K5 N' P& u% S5 [7 u% v> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
$ x! m+ b" V6 n) N. o5 R> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 E5 X. u: a: w. e& K4 y6 W> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
) M4 ]4 x5 e% N1 x* Q> TO GO HOME
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
! m/ N0 W' Q, r7 M% u> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
7 w# G: n2 L7 r: r7 O6 r> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
! C/ D! B( Q9 O> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
, b; [4 Y+ Y: B% ?) s> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
* g$ Y1 Z6 i. [6 `> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
" F+ E: k+ _$ X/ p. Q; l> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
: K9 p5 P. w# c; e; b0 [> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
+ s. b$ @8 B% u- y2 d( b> HELLOOOOO..
8 o: `/ t6 p" D/ m, E2 d! a1 p> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
# q" n4 p1 N* ~7 X* |( |> ON MY FOREHEAD?
- D$ {9 _+ N' |- b3 Q6 T> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.