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- i& ?2 ?3 e* s) T' UA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.1 U9 H. G- x' h- W [/ W
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# y4 e1 u& Q; I+ C5 SThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
, K9 q% m) s( o3 v4 Flittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.9 Z- ]+ u4 y4 F- [
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.2 I$ E7 E+ h* `7 F6 V* B3 A
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'/ }6 F. R7 ]( T0 w8 X6 M
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- N: o" ~7 V$ q0 e# `4 o* w9 \# h'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies./ u- ^( g* F6 Z
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; P% A; g) \& x! B5 p# e'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
; x/ _- Y4 d1 ?3 C8 \% KWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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