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3 d1 @1 D7 [) LA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days./ @2 Y- j/ L: ], ~( u; C+ R
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
& v% l) r; `# Q0 ]little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure." F* L* o8 o# K6 _. I
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'." ]# c5 |( ]: C, y8 [
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) Q$ K- ^! r9 p; g7 ~3 jThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.1 K8 g* @$ V& `0 `8 n+ ]
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease." m$ z; D+ |0 C2 U3 t$ y; |1 g; @5 R
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.% P. ]$ Q* z6 A" v _+ X
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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5 U: n0 f+ ^" J f- s'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.* _4 @4 c( k4 |# P
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7 B! C; T3 M1 \- H: @8 @'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
' n! D) Z% h7 q- F; aWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.') A5 ?3 ?' k6 M1 p- g% q
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