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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.8 d/ Y5 a9 J2 M+ H. `8 ^
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
1 s* G( Y3 s0 f3 t, H( Elittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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, l! Y G; Y, r) @) B% b. YThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
3 b; f) c4 ]7 qThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.& j3 ^3 t5 v; E1 Y
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'- J1 X# F6 A) {1 m) P
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9 ?) J3 ~4 t$ lThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'2 M$ J% K& _6 f, D. r+ b2 n
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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) x* ^+ ^5 o! p" h8 g2 p# `8 O'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! T9 z+ P/ ?& P9 i0 Q6 R5 U
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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