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- }* [8 ` Q+ L: n& SA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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3 k, ]2 F) C0 w I7 b }The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
6 l; ~- ^5 i; a4 a$ E' S% L# xThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; c" |" P, v: N( f; }1 F6 R! X
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
6 [0 z' x6 J/ n6 EThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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. ^0 Q! I; A& y. Z' Y( pThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'2 F# C, A) F( d! g( Y! \/ U
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; M% }/ [8 [: {; p+ H'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.2 K& j: a. i- I1 l2 E! j5 L! E% [
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 1 O. R& O) [& n9 H9 @
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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