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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a$ T& \/ \; q) A4 B* X! }; M
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.% f# W+ Z* y+ p/ b; \2 {
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' M, p7 k; j- p# [4 i! z. l1 a' R
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.) _/ r9 V! a, H, q* H0 V$ g
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! k, A A* `$ J' V5 Q7 @7 i7 p The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.) C3 k2 H7 j8 t4 ]; M1 c8 q
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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# O) Q2 @8 |' W) @. P5 _+ e'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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