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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a2 y7 |* m/ }9 {4 M& m& [
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.* j7 {- o2 h4 s/ A/ T) v1 o
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3 r6 A8 @1 Z9 ], U) qWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
' l. y( e$ p. f3 |+ N& uThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.0 q+ V5 n$ r0 w" q& ?9 J% I
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.$ C; ^7 y. B6 k) T- K0 s2 U
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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; ?& s9 z! `( l: V" D2 NThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'' u; D( F. e4 @* J* B, B% p ]( P$ B
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, n" P0 r+ a1 I'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. n+ o* t( v) w
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- L+ Z4 ]2 h) {' K. L'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
! C O. [. F+ N' x* h K3 bWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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