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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- r/ \# Y o: a$ b, F
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# ~& i! d* |/ HThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a0 w' s% t. c7 k5 A1 K) R
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.5 f# z2 e$ W h. Z
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" d1 _% N1 C; M# Q6 JThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.8 o; z9 u! D! X. v
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
% i/ [* @& \- j0 _) \The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?', F( C5 |, w* k, p
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies., r9 D- c9 L* _2 U: f
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . l+ I8 t' K$ u
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'' q8 t+ z @. N7 m
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