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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
  \& \; {# O* f3 zShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
+ ?1 k; d2 _- K5 y- M9 P  DThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 5 m' T  R! d$ a
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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' ]( S4 q$ k$ e2 @. z7 _* ~The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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8 R0 s$ F5 j7 q1 k$ b; WFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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( ^3 y4 |: W1 l0 `2 \: v; Q+ eThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 0 p$ g1 {- c, D3 U) C5 e

1 P( C* S. F' ]- ]The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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/ E& I0 ]7 M' V# M2 r  jSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 8 t1 P3 {: `8 I  J" X

# P9 g# o; i1 o; i' Y6 OMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 2 P* [* `/ N# D" ~% K( d% R

5 E8 G% O4 O5 L1 x; UAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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! p! w+ |$ F' c# c2 t& ]2 EThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife * z$ O9 R; I& H6 _

" s& V( b6 j) @+ P0 ^( DMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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4 N; ], G4 k' Y# OLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 0 o' P3 t) [. {0 w, x

  I# J: j) c) f  ~0 V$ JPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt.
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. m  x: ~  C; W, g# U7 H: QVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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