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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
' u9 t' J' W8 l4 w) k1 oShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 5 c& D+ @! U+ }& e- {
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 2 x7 X$ ^) ~8 C# X' U
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & Y# h* m, P5 ^( i) w/ j
$ }6 ^7 a; W6 S8 ~Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' . h9 P( u: l' w
z: r7 u3 [+ wThe woman said, 'That's okay.' ' ]9 W( F% N$ W, b. P$ E) b
: ` s; K" P' c2 m( V8 ~+ cFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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; u9 d3 e* i! t& wThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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+ e, m( l1 ~" o1 kThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 7 ]6 e; v2 l9 f$ `6 Z
$ k" j3 B, T$ ]" e: T5 I8 LMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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4 F4 o) c) I1 F! P) IThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ! P# {' D6 l0 ^( G% Z8 y
% g, s+ c3 ~" Q1 F8 b$ GMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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* K% Y! o- ]- P0 W7 ELet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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3 Z( A: ]; ~" f# s) Q/ V; ]8 HPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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