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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. - q$ |+ U6 Z. V) b N( L
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
& `8 \3 e, ]3 M/ B& Z$ KThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
! j# P0 m: H" }( f# ]+ |/ l" B0 gThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 8 ~; W2 Y" N) {; K l
( X- a6 y; v0 W6 ?- cFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ! P( {9 t0 a# m3 _1 A
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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* c1 Y6 i R- OThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % ]$ G) {' Z- `* }2 h1 t
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! / M; h* O& N" B, V$ f& F
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 4 H, ?9 F% j9 P S
e9 W! A) C: MThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 7 k. I- @$ e3 b1 ^# M7 U
; q* ]5 O6 \) ^The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' / o# ` E. d7 I; `. C2 c" [, a
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. . e; D: f, ?* y4 X, [, L; D
2 | N: a8 l1 P. b Y0 ^Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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3 \7 Y3 {; u! M0 R% ]. x0 {% e8 D# nMale readers : Please scroll down. ( P4 E) l A4 |' k G6 I
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 1 | k D# r- B" G
$ F, }# L$ p8 x0 Z: V. [# ^- WMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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' }& i% o1 P$ ^7 P7 C( xLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ) c2 V* l9 p9 I8 I( }& A
6 q" B+ Q% V3 Y! o9 F$ @6 _- `! F nPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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