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Canadian idiot" B6 x( J8 @* k3 G/ U1 C/ n+ T' A
N% l3 \6 |2 g/ O+ s$ _( ~Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 S1 f; \# N2 n# L1 E# I: G; X% A
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut: {- T [6 f6 E8 A& c: f! n
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?! q) ?2 M) D l5 p6 v
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed0 x/ V" J F& b0 b8 l
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They all live on donuts and moose meat' l/ y2 W8 r6 {& y
And they leave the house without packing heat
- ~( q6 p6 B# d6 aNever even bring their guns to the mall
, W4 H/ h4 c5 a1 BAnd you know what else is too funny?
" g8 ~, H' a3 d' kTheir stupid Monopoly money v9 k: k6 u- x% s
Can't take 'em seriously at all% w4 y! `* q9 d
. F. P) R, [+ l; {( T; e0 HWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
+ t: b# Q( d- p( K" p9 \They treat curling just like it's a real sport
: H& i1 A5 K9 Q$ g, L8 x4 J$ QThey think their silly accent is so cute
( j# \6 K2 P6 ~+ Y* k0 T ZCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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* `: m6 `! T5 _$ DSure, they've got their national healthcare
" g; j# @! v6 I7 @Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
0 a1 T% M5 n( `; dThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
- J/ K; S( K" gEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
3 d1 [. y2 [8 \: }, v8 [# \And dream of drivin' a Zamboni) \( }4 M: T; P1 t
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& v1 d: u8 F4 t6 b
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius+ c4 I. S {% z/ S" O
See the map, they're hovering right over us
% B8 u- c( k; N5 WTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous+ A. K3 U& r% `! n2 }/ B M. \
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Always hear the same kind of story4 q- c" u+ ^: B5 }! N
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
x2 G9 f( j4 e2 _8 ATell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- p# n1 x2 {; vIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
& V. G2 d9 `4 W8 W( J; i8 |) KSo quick, before they see it coming3 i; P, r& m& [1 h; W; y
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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