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Canadian idiot( C J. s; q% y6 s
$ a' p* s: A! u% @Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* \3 m) \' n: p1 C/ f5 X) w
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 ?3 d4 m$ v! O& T, d9 l/ l6 p. tAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
; n, o" D ^/ l$ l3 h! x( dI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed/ N# V8 }$ ~) s3 B5 J, W P
( E9 `3 q' @# b5 }! l8 i) vThey all live on donuts and moose meat
3 a( W2 S1 m2 c3 nAnd they leave the house without packing heat
" n6 e' t7 [4 H$ E$ VNever even bring their guns to the mall
, z- z( e5 A0 y t, \; sAnd you know what else is too funny?# k6 Z. H7 T$ r4 K# r8 s& j. v/ u
Their stupid Monopoly money
1 I0 o. R/ c) @: N# W7 D, i. C- ? TCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* { S$ }; j4 u3 @4 e" j3 z2 @They treat curling just like it's a real sport& H' f9 ]/ ~. m: v
They think their silly accent is so cute$ b( ?- J8 I$ p! L
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare% y2 p \& |7 f3 W/ w# Z
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air+ v- V i# H4 ~$ E9 J
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion! O- M! f- z9 i: f, E# G) G3 ^
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
5 ~2 Y4 V8 h8 d- P4 tAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni8 t2 |5 C( P4 j/ S7 b$ N# L
All over Saskatchewan; e& G& S% Z+ @9 T( F
9 g+ T! v& \6 s9 Z, S! l5 B; @Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 i/ ~* g# n% n. p- r) [
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius* U3 {& D4 J, [6 o, E
See the map, they're hovering right over us
2 e- P! L# x- [2 lTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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+ A8 g9 K- K3 S: q" H: V sAlways hear the same kind of story) [- G0 ~7 s. i% Y0 Z) P
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ F" b" r& h# n: w4 `
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ h5 n( N# M( ?5 a6 d6 O3 T; r) |It's gotta mean they're all up to something: k9 X) b( K8 S$ F. Q
So quick, before they see it coming% d- c8 d! E2 T0 f A
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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