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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot% N/ A" r8 `) [$ f1 t
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
+ z2 O7 b& j+ \4 c; R g( mAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
6 ?+ N0 c6 C4 O/ [ AI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed: b6 d5 X) h9 z9 V' a* Z
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
- Q+ Z# }2 {) R/ l' C; ~" y; BAnd they leave the house without packing heat- e- U( @8 q/ x# j) f0 `
Never even bring their guns to the mall
8 ]7 y/ b( g) XAnd you know what else is too funny?/ d' c7 {$ E, N0 E9 g. N
Their stupid Monopoly money: ?! [7 F I; m3 m& \1 G
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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6 a0 ?$ b& d& Z9 \* J* n- p8 xWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export+ z$ u4 q/ Y) u* T0 F
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
& s! }) {" j$ xThey think their silly accent is so cute) j; I1 y! C: {1 I7 I- g6 X
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot0 [6 I$ N( o+ L( v$ N
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
: s' c) |% r" ~ J! a' ^Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
7 |: l" F% U3 A6 N6 F5 G+ L3 AThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion- e' y9 F, D# X) z' E
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
! R2 h# A8 b0 ?5 t7 bAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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# V' L0 Z# q$ ^0 H, T( B3 CDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, z8 N/ ]. [1 F+ {wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
6 a9 h/ f" r' H1 ]. y9 _. i5 cSee the map, they're hovering right over us
5 _) W# x0 |( z7 M3 {6 `2 `; KTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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' J" U3 Z, n2 Z$ j5 \Always hear the same kind of story
3 T7 L, h0 q; w! t( ^; `; i9 kBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- n# P0 e7 a r" `6 p S
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?' t( r3 Q; j. M! V* t4 z
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
$ Z/ p; I$ @& ?* X; GSo quick, before they see it coming
& t; v" Y/ I8 O f0 E1 }6 u) i$ lTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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