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Canadian idiot$ O0 K! F4 [3 k- D
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 W% B+ i% [4 j- kDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut) J' Q5 g3 w7 e Q( x
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
: M$ e" x9 N2 `3 L& Q/ f# I9 zI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
; q h8 I2 ]* j9 ~And they leave the house without packing heat4 j4 D! C, u7 F. C. K1 B
Never even bring their guns to the mall* Y2 w. B m- e8 J& G9 }
And you know what else is too funny?$ N, }" D; Q7 |. p8 J
Their stupid Monopoly money
; C8 d2 o6 U3 E& FCan't take 'em seriously at all
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5 B' L9 b2 G( ?$ k" D* m rWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
: V+ g5 h9 \) H2 ]4 DThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 J9 _8 e0 j/ a4 P2 bThey think their silly accent is so cute4 W' ?! m( z- s5 [: X2 `
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot$ C; f' e4 q" l I
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare: b( D/ j/ d% X F( M) B
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air$ @! Q/ j' ?) \" z6 K/ S- _/ q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion. \, x" S: f4 A% ^7 O7 D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
: P$ j: Y9 C! W8 h- AAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni3 T* c. g. ^9 c! M) n& m
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot _& q c* Q" a1 J
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* x2 p5 Q% {; j# M0 L2 ASee the map, they're hovering right over us
0 A* F3 @: J; Y" v4 ITell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous% a% t5 ^9 I6 _$ F( t; @
" }4 o' E! G6 G$ j4 I; TAlways hear the same kind of story6 f; r8 b8 }; _: C! Z
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
& e- O1 V6 _2 ]: w5 c RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?) U1 G7 f- ^3 ?, Y( [, K
It's gotta mean they're all up to something7 Z( C# B1 b* g8 i+ @
So quick, before they see it coming
/ u/ I# H" j) }$ _0 i6 rTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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