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Canadian idiot
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( R2 D! _# l: G# T0 ]Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ o3 X; L& o& j* i( F6 X9 K
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut4 H% d+ L& S2 F7 A0 P# R" }# L& |
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
9 C7 E1 Q% H+ n* [$ YI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
2 [$ r7 S. x2 r4 M( j5 E$ x) YAnd they leave the house without packing heat
6 i/ U% ]6 r8 i( ?* @. N% Z+ D4 j# g4 [Never even bring their guns to the mall* v8 m" L2 k) s) s! ^# i
And you know what else is too funny?
- v) w. S( n4 PTheir stupid Monopoly money
7 b' c2 v4 S8 T+ [: g+ s, E, dCan't take 'em seriously at all
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! c" ~: B3 r6 K, h& K+ k0 [ P b" CWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export# Y9 n" \1 H4 M/ S
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
3 |; }: s* L5 k u, OThey think their silly accent is so cute; u) T! E7 r M% `' w4 L
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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( u7 O3 {# A% F! C: |* CSure, they've got their national healthcare
2 S" u) e2 J* g3 ?Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air( S& S! h9 c$ h* X$ N7 }
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
8 A3 o- v8 G2 Y l* I0 ^; G. WEat their weight in Kraft macaroni; U% ^2 w" i3 G, u$ ]: k, u9 n
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
9 q3 x6 l& a8 YAll over Saskatchewan
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& b- a- D6 |/ O5 Y0 N; M6 bDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 N/ g7 K7 E% p1 ~# |wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* n7 J6 y% F" \$ O# F e; {See the map, they're hovering right over us
" r; |$ x7 {- s- iTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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& m" W" a$ F0 G8 \Always hear the same kind of story
4 d8 Q" u1 i' L' q& h% C+ TBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" C- L5 X( C! N5 p1 I
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?' o1 l' i' F6 V1 r: `) o8 A
It's gotta mean they're all up to something- q! g/ m+ Y8 Y( X7 w
So quick, before they see it coming
) [+ A+ M8 O5 ITime for a pre-emptive strike |
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