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Canadian idiot
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8 n/ A' \% [1 B' y. EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, X) h% r! X1 `: O1 F( iDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut6 E* d* I% }3 q5 ^8 g
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?, m+ z8 b; W+ K# _; k( R) H' _
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed7 {0 k6 D5 G+ X2 S/ }
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
9 c5 a) O% v1 r0 CAnd they leave the house without packing heat
! H4 u ~ i# O, b* a* uNever even bring their guns to the mall1 o5 n# A6 Z4 Y+ O V
And you know what else is too funny?
7 O8 G/ y& M9 k, [! Y) |Their stupid Monopoly money
/ ?" N- K& R+ U1 fCan't take 'em seriously at all
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+ |# Q+ T: N8 B! G# s& O1 o) gWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* {3 b* H& x# ?0 B' fThey treat curling just like it's a real sport# i$ U F- A, m4 \7 C( F
They think their silly accent is so cute
) M) ~2 G* K/ h4 sCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% I0 L$ f( ]% E, r
$ u$ G: t! x0 b5 w, VSure, they've got their national healthcare
1 d) w i; f8 Q5 yCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 j: T. b) V( I- L( CThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
- A% e! q% c& [5 eEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
9 X% c- U: s( R% c2 |And dream of drivin' a Zamboni. Y9 ?2 @1 ~& H
All over Saskatchewan a5 o' E! T& {8 q2 y& |' z
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 F7 r2 I4 b O2 X, R8 cwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
! a* a* Y* Z$ `; n3 RSee the map, they're hovering right over us
3 m) T+ ?6 F( p$ m+ s2 x$ YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous) W. G! G9 x5 _4 v( ]( @4 w/ i& V' g; D
. Y, ~* z4 p# j3 T' W# XAlways hear the same kind of story9 C( O% m. e$ J6 R
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" n3 }7 Y: T I3 Y% y d# u% h7 v
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?: O' n3 f9 ~- A$ K! c! C: Z$ G
It's gotta mean they're all up to something& u @& R2 k" P' g6 l9 r7 D
So quick, before they see it coming# }0 _* W2 g5 }9 e( O
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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