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Canadian idiot
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3 d/ b5 {. }# G; a6 `& tDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 l1 t/ o4 c2 p! y1 A$ {' M
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ k( r5 r) F+ x% A* A! v+ Y- Z, tAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
/ @) p, c7 ]# {% `# {1 ]I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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( t# `, w, f) U; E5 C4 k1 eThey all live on donuts and moose meat; L: t" E- \& w0 e
And they leave the house without packing heat- H9 q/ b$ G2 B6 v$ W
Never even bring their guns to the mall
+ | [, c! w; h8 S1 D+ f) M, fAnd you know what else is too funny?- Y7 i Q, I9 ^4 Z; g" w5 Q6 ^& |
Their stupid Monopoly money- u, A, w: z/ |1 Y- ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export2 ]/ c% d3 T5 S; v% g
They treat curling just like it's a real sport; d i2 H& Z6 F& m
They think their silly accent is so cute
# H7 Y; W9 n$ d# B$ `) u8 k( qCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% y+ ]9 R1 I! P- }. r
}. R3 \" m/ @$ Z9 `Sure, they've got their national healthcare9 Y& \- ~% m7 H3 K
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air; ~6 g4 J4 D& P; y9 \* T
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
4 ]/ ?9 b1 {) \' Q# V7 V* a/ CEat their weight in Kraft macaroni/ V6 w3 F$ `$ e C
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni) E% W9 ~3 w+ p$ t2 A
All over Saskatchewan
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6 K3 j% T4 U, \$ |( {1 Z/ zDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; `7 ?# _8 x8 f, s4 gwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
$ R, E6 K: |) QSee the map, they're hovering right over us3 r' e4 @# A O/ P0 H' N9 ~8 H4 D
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous# l) k0 P0 N2 D. s
$ h+ \7 p9 Q2 H/ A5 t" ~Always hear the same kind of story
- a0 W; c$ i1 v E6 ?Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ q; M/ J6 q; M# `" _1 ^4 b
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
( {' W( h- A* J* Q. j: rIt's gotta mean they're all up to something$ f6 G/ s- ~1 ^2 o
So quick, before they see it coming
3 P9 T% p1 r' N/ o; N+ JTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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