things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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- T% o: T$ t8 j( c( |( SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:

6 n' {+ u) j6 |% }0 W" C' g" K9 B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


, u7 V8 d* g  k2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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5 u6 z, R" x1 F! P' C4 S0 \" v4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 |0 Y% H: Z/ ^  m10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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- n2 j, t0 c4 F, l5 t- ?1 d11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ L" A1 B$ C' N13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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