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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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7 ?3 ~5 s( _- s& |+ zThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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2 S$ v" W3 r& D3 J$ F; Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 a) f' C5 R7 _& C7 j! A3 q2 O2 K
7 ^" b7 { t- J5 W& X3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' R/ W" }# V9 T
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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% f- T# W y" J/ }7 _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- R$ a4 e7 o' A# y
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# a5 z6 o3 Y- ?6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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/ ?2 R8 Q3 G+ B/ K4 O7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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/ k D. n! m3 Y! t$ i( k# B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' k( J# x! M! a# l; b
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 e! R' i p" q5 w' K
. H# ^6 f9 `4 z0 F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 F' u/ o* u2 w" y. } n. R/ G- q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 F, G5 E) V; w- H* q
) F1 h4 J( p! p11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( x K% }' m- d& ]1 x
6 J8 ?5 w; n; W) Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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2 x, j, c+ V$ V13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! |+ m) m# J$ [* C5 _5 p! W
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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