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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* A% V% ^. d% d, w
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 P5 ]$ K) l' ~7 \( X
. f2 P. h" c: }& i* M* a. M ~4 d1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 B7 M9 s R- R
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/ P0 d. u# W: Z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ c# D; @. [, B% v- @6 v6 W K7 }
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( T6 x/ ]: I( X
, v/ e* m: c. k2 B1 O6 l& D4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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1 v% W, r3 E6 C) t; @) Z5 G: F+ i5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* @% I3 a5 j: l# `& Q( ^7 {
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1 K& f+ u( w3 E% C" {0 d6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% V* F H& u: |, s, G/ Q9 y0 B
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ Y. T7 [& Z( Q# l; [; C
: E5 \( B9 k$ J8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
: S( W% D' L' j$ A3 D) p% E Y'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'2 P& W; m$ c" b( g; _6 a- Q
5 _% d. s1 a4 s1 f' n, \9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. n6 ^& ~+ `/ [$ e* r! s
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 D9 E- i/ M" G
& S% ^7 @/ M4 f5 @& S" W1 Z# u6 X1 d12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.5 h3 y8 {2 K9 A; _) [8 [
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 \! o7 S% Q1 q, J# E3 ?! q
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!; Z0 Y4 A0 w. w4 J/ E- e6 v
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And; last, but not least!)
' @ k; R- U+ y% |15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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