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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: U7 L; P6 D7 {( c- L

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 n6 X: E- z1 M
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( B* j2 v" Q) X% \0 u' V
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( X; ^$ U5 ^. L0 J; R& e, z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 l! M6 i- J& E# c8 h/ A: o
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., z' l: c5 [$ d4 z. `/ l! W
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, A- r( N; q' I6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. N7 w$ \* b% ]6 V( g& `8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
; o9 r$ y& A+ I6 {7 b! u'Why can't you people just leave me alone?', d4 }- f2 B% f; c2 R

5 y4 r$ \( X' j( ~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' D! T: R- w+ J! Y* m10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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6 y, y8 F0 D9 r4 c% x7 Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 U3 O, d/ V# {( Y6 O# G: F! O

1 _: @4 a! {* w6 M2 z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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# v, g) f5 j4 Z  m9 G0 }1 ~5 a2 h+ A- I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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7 y; N* U3 O7 e" @* Z5 g0 B15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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