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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& k: `. B9 ?8 K! [
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- }. @" w( k# l* k7 A
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 O2 A) c7 Y& W2 E# r" o6 a- ]1 ^
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 |' Z& N/ ?# i( e }% X
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 i; f8 Z v; ^ c$ W$ r& D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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K8 o' f' U7 y9 z- N: S. a" `10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% A* R" s7 n3 t; [
& m8 ]* \1 |' x6 g, e13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 {6 }: L X' \8 b1 B- c0 o Y9 \
! `) W) g$ ]; V" J, @14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 |$ E* @. b0 H* Q7 u+ H3 A, L
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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