God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  ?. ]* {1 d/ ?. O3 y# ]! pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

. A# d* Y  l' U3 U0 fThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  G5 f. Z/ V2 W# g; `, j& z6 x/ qIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ G1 B, S8 m1 b; d" T# W2 {( ~in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' l, l6 O! C& a4 tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ M# Q/ |$ `# c/ Gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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, z  A$ F6 P9 t4 gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
( o2 h: G9 k) D- R  d  y% e6 rThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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" `; M3 z% z5 z% x- uCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 v; P, d0 _6 a! t. ?right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
- }; C3 @2 a: @; R) A# s2 R4 _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 T6 l- H1 m. s9 D5 P8 ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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7 }7 I+ i1 g" E" @. m" `( s* ~3 x下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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