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0 S- O7 T. s7 s( }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 O. C0 f5 d! e" }4 V/ c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ]4 R# i( M5 i; \
/ s, A9 q8 P* I3 E) X- z$ tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 A3 w" A" i7 N# g- XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
^ p0 M3 @ s+ gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: \9 c S6 U1 u7 a+ s$ C& s/ b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ K# c% s6 o0 k# t7 Z0 [8 P5 m: a
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; a3 n0 j- e9 P- rprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, E c4 O% S# c& G+ q" H' @6 X/ R; v- z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% R; \7 C. ?, M
sat there looking on in silence. ( G# j! w1 p2 ] n8 U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ z- i0 y p0 R r ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' U3 M- C4 G* i) b: V
with you? Why did you do that?') {" X3 L( Z0 {$ U% S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " {% A F5 K/ x s7 _
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: y2 c$ |4 V; \1 S0 @4 x4 h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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