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* |+ t! y8 `, ?+ H) s1 n$ Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 ~; @3 [, S0 b5 \+ G) ~are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' I7 L& @) L# U: m3 bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.; }/ W& e0 q# Y2 V7 B+ W) m
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ { J& n& B" a' ?I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
) B8 ?, m- L1 Q SIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; d% y4 \9 y+ L' yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: w9 q3 L9 k! ]: W* scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% \$ L3 L$ [2 D1 d( G" D
professor was out cold.
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/ ~; P8 L+ Z1 G' b9 i+ K CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; z3 n# z0 [1 `( Dsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" D7 ]/ ~ m7 k! R l( Z
sat there looking on in silence. + ~1 F4 o/ D* o$ ~
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 O- k6 L0 o4 L- ?8 w- l
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
/ Z: K4 K, l6 z8 Owith you? Why did you do that?'
; T# B# w" p/ A: O* jThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 2 v: C- G. h2 S9 u' u0 L
2 Y7 e: \. J7 i: BCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
, c9 C- ]' `, jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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