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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# g' g5 I) k& Q% o/ \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 E8 m5 k3 A" L- I" Z4 S
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; @: {5 u) A* L& C6 s* E
9 X i4 B3 d2 E) EThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# K! I# f) F: X) i; N7 r _0 j* yI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 |6 E1 b1 Z5 K+ e! L2 K7 e
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# v$ B0 a) `7 _
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) E5 l4 v" m: ]
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
. q& t8 D# P/ N* Z8 Qprofessor was out cold.8 i" O+ o2 |& g! S3 u3 f
) X5 s+ R7 ^3 ~# x2 r8 wThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ k! \8 ?) G: i$ ^ `9 \silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and+ x7 t7 r3 ^' |; T, @% s
sat there looking on in silence. * Y' X& z; k# z5 Z8 P0 i. w
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
! f# h7 z9 [' w! c6 wat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 v( s& J2 P, Zwith you? Why did you do that?'3 M( |- G2 G5 }) U7 j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . d) m- ] |% z, ^" N
# `) D9 `) \, w9 ACanadian soldiers who are protecting your; N3 [; _; }: D9 {) [' V
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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