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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 S- O7 T. s7 s( }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 O. C0 f5 d! e" }4 V/ c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'   ]4 R# i( M5 i; \

/ s, A9 q8 P* I3 E) X- z$ tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 A3 w" A" i7 N# g- XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
  ^  p0 M3 @  s+ gIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: \9 c  S6 U1 u7 a+ s$ C& s/ b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ K# c% s6 o0 k# t7 Z0 [8 P5 m: a
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, E  c4 O% S# c& G+ q" H' @6 X/ R; v- z
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% R; \7 C. ?, M
sat there looking on in silence. ( G# j! w1 p2 ]  n8 U
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ z- i0 y  p0 R  r  ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' U3 M- C4 G* i) b: V
with you? Why did you do that?') {" X3 L( Z0 {$ U% S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " {% A  F5 K/ x  s7 _
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: y2 c$ |4 V; \1 S0 @4 x4 h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
6 e2 @4 }& s6 ~6 t5 l- h$ u' rOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and5 O  W4 s# A! c) k5 c7 o4 m# |
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 b9 S# p5 C3 @% g% R9 jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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% f. p$ U. u& D( O0 _+ a  }下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......# |9 U  f- U5 {* ^& p
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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