God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- `5 y" j: ~  J, [8 R/ c0 F  j4 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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; t6 b# z! t4 @) I4 S3 KThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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4 y( c6 h% R8 }* L8 M4 I$ [( [Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' x% E8 {8 i% t. QIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
+ B  \8 j6 ~  {, z0 d) o- {, K0 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

! Q" L+ ^9 I& @  d- V5 zThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ K3 K/ T/ z- z4 n  A' Usilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

) X$ p* s4 Y5 D- ]2 U& `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
- T" T" H' a1 O2 w( ], Pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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6 V' S1 ?, L$ KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* @5 e# y% h( m2 k# t  C+ Xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

8 e6 k( N  Q4 T! k下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
- b/ n- d8 m: E5 ~so true...

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