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. u( N+ }; f1 ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, S. R3 X: | Z! h8 H/ f a
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - C* ?' u* h6 u2 a7 U2 r
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# E( z2 n* S* U. e% @" n) I- v U
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) _8 ^ S/ j" t' VI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! W/ C7 y: J2 @4 c, i2 h7 \) y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
7 p* ?7 F4 W6 \8 r& q4 Bin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and& m# H- p0 J8 L8 C
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The2 R5 n3 d# t9 ]7 ]+ E! t
professor was out cold.
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- l) [: E# n% i# A, uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* }! @$ q a. }- P. m1 A! v
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) o/ `) ^: o% \# w6 B; W
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ o. `& H1 x% h; T! K$ ^3 Dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. W: }: @3 [3 ^( R, m+ qwith you? Why did you do that?'+ S: U# ?: X) D* O" R8 `/ h
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! R v- V" j; x$ c7 r3 [$ K
# Q6 u' X, r1 a" ]: N- ^Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 z G! W% B( \( g7 Y. g& mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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