God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 y( L9 J" z0 j! sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 t1 S' N/ ?/ _0 @0 nThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* Q# y( U, Q# Q& a$ R, p  eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( f: x5 b7 f. m; e! P4 \I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 k' [- g  t! O9 s( ^+ rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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- w4 v6 V3 e6 AThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
. }  H# }1 V+ d3 P# j! g7 k4 |+ {silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
; f3 T" K9 Q4 v( O/ Vsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
" b5 d/ d2 v( r, I7 n/ Cwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 Q  M5 s( y# i  |Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ s  v4 j1 T& |right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- W) \. H; y  J% B# e' `One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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