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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; e( w [) @! l g
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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G c9 ^/ |5 F$ d$ @1 F% o2 |The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 ] d7 J2 _; t3 Q
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, l8 d+ S# B8 m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! Z. L% `7 i! S% X) \
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; f; ?- l( L' a* V0 d- z( r vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
& p; p4 R! o5 M9 y8 kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: R7 m' m& e8 A# Tprofessor was out cold.
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* w& t0 x0 q3 b: q2 C. HThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
- C8 M; k2 \6 n: F% ^, K- qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. b( G1 p% m1 B2 S- e
sat there looking on in silence.
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" C! z1 N: u% g7 j- Q( ^) m; AThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked' j# v+ h4 a3 x! L- H0 m8 M: d6 F
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- C! J8 E$ d& \: h6 U7 cwith you? Why did you do that?'
: z6 o# |( p; Z1 T4 uThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 7 o4 S! `; E" |6 u3 ] B' }! I
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" `9 B; ~: ]- N0 d* [
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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