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' H' H) y9 |' L$ o7 Rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you' H# A; B9 I4 v& m
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 5 \7 A) \7 w1 [! J! X: X
, D3 ` ?# s1 V- e: rThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.) {# z- i6 t+ v
# M8 W& F3 C1 u4 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 i' n9 Y" Z$ g8 c2 T: Y8 @& D' ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
7 p& U: p8 ~$ m& }1 ]! P. TIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" S2 g, @9 {$ R) |# C \- g$ L$ e: p
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; E# Q- B) E; [% K4 w7 ~# acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: e7 w, c$ ]2 W
professor was out cold.5 R# b* |' _. ~. m' u
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,. r5 c5 \" m/ ?8 D h9 W* B
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 J$ o7 R( z) l4 W: h- ^) [sat there looking on in silence. . i' I: @) y ?6 u. P2 `: s2 t
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked/ c5 a0 I4 l! ]$ I, ^9 Y
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, d0 g+ f3 O. `) r; H
with you? Why did you do that?'
8 |+ _+ v# P- p; w. ~The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: r/ v- }7 j- [ ~
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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