Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 ~% z+ C) P6 Y) V# E: e7 Q; oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 T3 m2 l( D! _( l. [) _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
- Q2 E6 \+ g) }% \" b( P/ FShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
3 {0 P% N: E# Y) IShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* X, T# k* Z" P9 u2 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- \: ?' I; |" l' p8 |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( x; o( S2 K: pI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
0 g  g6 z5 P! V  \+ q7 |- {) c5 qWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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7 N$ g0 h4 Y& g1 _Always keep your condoms in your car.

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