Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
' E2 g% ?( ?+ A& O9 `) qMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
0 a8 F, A! i" g7 I; d. jIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
, i: w1 b" i( aShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
! l+ b4 F' D6 g# u5 @5 [  FIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) P+ `+ h- L: s: \7 V. nOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
# q: ^* m7 ^! P/ I7 o* MShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ R8 K8 x% Z2 I1 }6 J8 b% o1 YShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ E7 i1 Q; g7 A1 O' K/ KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
* c9 e8 A3 N/ D) R/ E8 DI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; V7 i9 T2 I$ f3 l$ qI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 h* T: v  {  d: a. g( C/ BLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
  k+ u# S- ^& C1 [1 u2 H+ N- d8 wWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
( k4 t7 R- ^' c7 P4 E* J( d" _We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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: H6 c0 v8 ~: r8 ?/ [# i. ^6 gAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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