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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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/ }, Z; G" _3 J. z/ R: v# j1 X* y- LI was a very happy man.
, d1 F4 _7 e) d G+ b, |9 }& M+ J, ?8 xMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
7 Y/ h+ ^& Q! g! ] L9 jThere was only one little thing bothering me...1 g2 ?0 }- k0 o0 ]
It was her beautiful younger sister.3 [/ ~6 O* t& @
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.- w6 ~6 l6 B$ K3 p
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ K& o5 O& s \It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ U: z- x% s& D8 x+ j' k6 T* a( o
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 R# d0 t: x9 V2 e0 u$ P( }She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
- D& y8 w4 a. {# @She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# x7 X# @$ K% _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 k* i& w7 e; k" iShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
& o6 ^, s( `! S3 T; Y- ]7 QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( P3 z% B5 m- h% @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.: n& }, J+ o% c1 G* c) J- D
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.4 r7 o) K, |6 R# H" _! n6 t
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!/ g. e( M6 i3 S0 P2 [ R- U
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.& k0 t" S" h* @: U- |) b- G
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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9 _$ Q0 E' z9 l. d! Z! B* JAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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