Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

8 ^  d" Y% T2 ?$ C) C5 PI was a very happy man.
0 U/ x) X' w" ]3 d: UMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: R- C' S' I- M# \9 r) F# _3 E: dIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
; x& I& D1 c' KShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' r: s/ G! b! lOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
0 O# Z  i) i  M% \% l* T+ `She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
; T$ ]# \" [4 k9 y1 ]She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; U1 u. A' t% }/ lShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
$ {* ]% q/ n. ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& k2 [+ B8 T. I: i7 J/ I& QI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 X% R0 r2 X( f2 @I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
9 D& I* j" s' N0 n' R; oLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! Q1 E3 V8 F9 j. YWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
; }1 l, {  v( b9 ~We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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