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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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5 A( J, Y" G" |2 AI was a very happy man.: l( O7 S% [& D6 y7 B
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married., c& n# f3 u$ S! G+ d
There was only one little thing bothering me...# O* w" C. n" T* i
It was her beautiful younger sister.1 k/ q& E) D2 u' ]% W5 P( D
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% a7 {) f+ u6 \She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. e5 \2 r. F9 D6 q( LIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% _7 Q$ M0 P! r: ]7 y1 `2 p8 ^
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations./ e% P% |4 N* r# k5 a/ ~1 }
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
, c% d1 C3 K: U( P( f8 LShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ G' i, s, u; B* W$ K5 k! zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
- v' g B( I/ ^7 hShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'0 C- b% [- U& {! W; K% _! H! e
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; ~& h! |8 j$ r3 z, L3 [I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! a+ y* E5 F) J! |- j% _I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# z0 ]$ ~% u9 R( Q, g& x8 O. P4 _
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* d7 ] l% E/ l7 w3 f& \With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.+ T9 c2 F% \9 I% H- @2 E
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:6 `' X9 @- y& q. g; i
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