Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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- j2 \$ B' h) c# _& {( s8 J0 nI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 P! N: ~7 ]% k: j; Y$ z; @* u3 u% iIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
: ^% Q/ z5 e: N+ f# hShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* S* _# V8 L) |" t7 s" c. c% ?It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- J- A  b; t7 |" }- _& }9 TOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
1 l) y9 I2 v: D# xShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
4 K+ @  ~3 H9 j7 I6 e5 rShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 H; Y6 G8 E' Q6 f: e2 H$ G1 [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
$ B# G+ Z; ^5 ~With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
7 |# z* }" e; ~& }( g$ pWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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