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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.2 B \+ o6 ?# c+ h/ s8 f+ n7 S# h
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.# m& G+ m, A: R# H
There was only one little thing bothering me...
2 H* D; T* G: tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
# z7 u* d4 K DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.8 A) A0 e% `, k6 W
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view." u. L0 G( J# C) G, q, _4 C \
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- M: N/ p* u( G. e; eOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. y/ I1 `1 a, O
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.8 E, A1 Y, F; |1 V2 z" n' Q
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.% z; S0 P5 z: ^
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 P# P( [: M# O) T( i5 O7 X2 t: b! P
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
J& d9 i! | r0 _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.$ h* L" W; l! A, _
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.3 m9 z$ ^5 \9 l
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.0 i0 b4 ]! h2 W5 Y! J. U& K
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
5 w2 P3 k' o& y( V, ?4 q, _2 DWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test./ B' |. I/ H+ Z
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:* {: a* |* Z( V
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; O8 s# r) ~- nAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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