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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, n4 I3 ?6 c: U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; ~; S% P5 ^2 Q& j
7 U9 @# F. F+ z0 ?4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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" n# `+ P$ u9 k) u6 k" V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.4 I6 s1 s7 d* [ Y3 B: j: O5 L" A
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. G/ o/ u$ R7 C5 w
1 c" `; s; I& ?' b0 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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4 k7 \, T$ o/ b% B: R10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% T8 K- p& x) l5 e: B
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ e* C: z0 v& `6 ~12.) Super glue is forever.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., `& O% X/ S! `$ F; U1 Q/ o8 y
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- U/ U* V B2 X: L0 _, {
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 U; M4 p) n+ [
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.+ x. b! I( K4 D' o
6 D* ?5 l1 b, x4 o# ]3 t" y# w19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- d4 e8 r9 @; e0 f3 x/ J9 I
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. g% Z/ d/ u* Q1 X- ]
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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