Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! b$ L' g# O' S* X: T1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" o1 L$ c3 n* G, O  L! v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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6 z- ]% h( ?& u- a+ G3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

; @5 `+ V+ z8 a6 v5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 s. n6 b0 W1 _0 T- f6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 U3 u2 U9 X) i# X2 f7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 K1 g# }) V! [6 B. v& ~, T3 y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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12.) Super glue is forever.

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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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/ V5 f& Z$ n; T+ Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4 H) u9 H- E8 z7 `24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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