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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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+ t# s) p& p+ z5 J1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. v: M% t @0 q3 z1 {6 r4 \" `
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant., C% o0 W/ u' r0 L
7 t; m" L) k! q5 K% o. K* d% T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 G2 h; L8 r# A* R6 E: ^% O1 d5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ X0 N- i C5 a; I c6 y
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.* f: D& l" y3 d& T$ n3 T4 Q- W
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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6 N9 [. _& R0 D' W( k8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.0 n Y( ?- ]1 s' U
. G1 q% t) \9 O2 r* @2 t10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.0 S( j; w; K. w7 n
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.3 c( i8 E7 D& s! O8 F
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. P' E5 K; V$ ?6 _: a
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ c3 n, J" W3 C. Z# W$ {* R
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 x) z( I; s( k, T+ P. g! \% X/ `& u
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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: }2 _( J- @5 g5 R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( v: Y0 O) b+ D6 U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* _( g6 }" c% K$ K' ^
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 T$ k# y# }- ~4 h j
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ s9 e8 Q6 i `0 v
+ @4 T0 P! v7 o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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