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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( r% g* i; R3 q T M I( W
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5 V' m* k' ~7 b+ A1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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! H" Z1 R0 [! D6 i' h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! I, I7 L" L* }) A
. l- a; v- |& u( A! y' n3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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" @$ ]% M7 d7 x! o/ W4 c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 q/ X! a5 z* B8 { b+ Z
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ l6 S5 X+ g _* @. A0 |# D% u
" m" e1 E8 T+ g) Z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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' d: l6 t% Z+ R6 o. E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ u; i+ o4 c. k0 g6 Q% L( X
( V2 b c6 S& l9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 c; \7 Y7 R" d
0 `3 z( Z8 ^, S- U, i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.* z% T$ n! `$ g9 g
; J$ m6 O5 S5 c" l8 P+ q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.9 u) Q, G" w# q' S
, Y* i8 B! d2 M* W* [& [; ?; b12.) Super glue is forever.% z' K0 z( a0 v4 e# F: m6 ^; w
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.) j7 h6 v% W: \
6 A4 j( J) t9 ~9 V* X Y, r: B& i14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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- u: o, G( ~0 O% T& b# @17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.2 O4 F/ S7 N8 W0 [; [4 T2 m
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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$ D( S/ E2 x* U; N/ j19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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* T: O: W( {. d- ?20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.6 k9 ]& [9 L# f' ^/ Z
. v1 f3 D2 }0 ~21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. J2 s: n3 s% W, B0 L: v! {8 l
( c9 U$ R' s* r8 G, W5 O- ^( |1 Z6 l, X23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& N) v+ J5 Q6 `
3 |" S/ \7 X0 L' o# J24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.2 I8 f8 s- E. L$ j7 ^" k% v* e5 P+ f
$ ]: c* e( z6 H3 F; D3 s$ w25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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