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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...& s+ D& J6 K$ f, a
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6 L1 x7 p+ L2 t7 L: f/ [$ a: M1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep." a8 |4 m3 k! g: g" a. e. a
- w7 e( P0 Y8 `1 f) z) j& V# s0 A! z! Y, A2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 n; B" L/ A4 o. P- S
\. @' \* O; `: b, e3 Q2 f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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+ @' P* y0 f; k) U4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 d. S( r$ }6 d {. Y) p
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 b' w; f0 F4 j7 h3 z) R6 J3 l
, [: I9 T6 ?/ ^ t6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.' h( ]7 q9 g) {
, H% p- S/ i) w0 I g7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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" Z r0 R' k) Z. |2 N/ ~* e$ y8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.. Z1 V1 g* T( m0 `. o& ]' E8 t
9 O* t. K( v* Q" o$ r' I10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 f2 @, L8 F! a! w
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12.) Super glue is forever. S9 I! g: X/ {% [
1 z. D6 h1 A- U3 ~13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.$ ?" s D3 o- u$ B9 m& N
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.3 A0 O" c. {0 i8 J
3 a6 f4 e: b% {$ o7 j16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.1 j& D- |7 ]& N$ c) ]
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 o; X4 Y8 M+ y4 p: a0 U! f6 L
2 L6 M ~1 @: G9 x! P8 B9 E18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.4 e+ ~3 `" ]* E2 |9 [0 f
: o# t' ~( n7 Z3 q+ J5 r" y19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.4 u! r+ \ P6 {8 F
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ I3 x2 Z+ w J5 v( q5 d; p, I% m/ a
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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/ A5 K \! i! l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 V( F, `0 k2 f! w' I24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) Z7 P4 B4 ]/ R8 c
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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