Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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2 @) ?1 M- o$ c3 s  l2 ^Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

) z& V3 J8 j: i% K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: z+ N4 x) i* t6 M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 z) l* @6 I8 \$ ~. M$ T+ ?( Y+ K1 S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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; u$ x' [" A1 X  K6 i+ C( F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
# q( q6 a5 V0 r; S4 H% k$ {'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
; O6 s2 \3 w2 u* G) m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) i: x9 R1 L/ [7 v'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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) J- V* P* s% ?3 ?! }, U+ i! TBut a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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9 V+ A0 ?+ u4 R( @' x0 _[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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