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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / S9 x1 C3 ~) |- p d; y
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 r7 ]) M. g& | o; p. a$ i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') : d9 d/ P; R, }: M0 j
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ Z# v' ^# }% C& p. P8 x2 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * T& @, o2 @8 c" e4 U t% Y3 J& w
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - x. ?+ B* q3 a# z% U
'For reading a book,' she replies , I2 h2 S v0 Q1 x
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 c( r7 w& B& ~8 g8 D4 g( ~$ p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: b5 V, j$ {! `3 p4 e0 b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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7 \$ B3 A* L1 E( e3 [' K P7 F- T7 n'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. : F7 ]1 G; g" v2 s
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 I+ f, S7 I! ^. g) X2 y* R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' }( Z# b9 Z) U, D8 r; n
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. . b9 a5 K8 `$ {% g9 `4 q( J& c& x
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