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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 p, X4 q' P8 e* q) }- l: j; NAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ M" ~' @" J$ z2 V& q( u. t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   * M' n6 I8 T1 n# S- W9 \

8 r; J' E8 u: h% p! m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 9 e+ a! I; j9 u0 s0 p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   * N5 t6 c) y6 E3 C& v1 S" q
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 p- `$ M! {, Y2 U& B'For reading a book,' she replies
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' `- j9 I* o( q: Y9 d3 I1 ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / I7 L/ R, Z+ y1 Y8 M# R+ @" t6 Z( T
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% W7 K2 ~: {/ o8 t( }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
3 f3 T6 {8 z7 _2 J, l4 H3 w& w 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ x5 L1 R( q& L$ k7 u, u. d* F" R6 t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   , P5 K; U! h  E' u; F
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 7 y( J. h2 E  D$ ?/ C
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK4 `4 j& B' Z6 T& M- }
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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