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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 H G& p& {% c3 u" Y0 r$ \1 H+ K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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+ z- {/ r4 Y: ^ J2 `+ y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 U. }' D( ~: l. ]
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 U( R$ ~- V4 g) |+ R: M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 o: n* O( Q& q9 c+ J3 |* s
'For reading a book,' she replies
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& y' \2 l0 G4 }8 e% |' Q m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. N) h5 D+ N+ Y7 k3 u1 x
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 e2 q$ \( N3 o1 P" R
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
! ^2 n5 V7 T0 N! D* s6 E; j% Y6 L 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! b5 Z9 J( K F N' _
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 4 c# q& j' D3 L, o* f H; D
+ o: Q" M, O, t9 n: G2 v+ ]* A1 A% X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. . _8 R- i* G7 w5 s2 Y6 a( D$ M
: _6 s! k: G9 f# M9 J# Q! H+ t- o[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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