Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 p, X4 q' P8 e* q) }- l: j; NAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ M" ~' @" J$ z2 V& q( u. t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

8 r; J' E8 u: h% p! m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 p- `$ M! {, Y2 U& B'For reading a book,' she replies
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' `- j9 I* o( q: Y9 d3 I1 ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% W7 K2 ~: {/ o8 t( }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
3 f3 T6 {8 z7 _2 J, l4 H3 w& w 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ x5 L1 R( q& L$ k7 u, u. d* F" R6 t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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0 M5 {# _  n/ c4 z) ^[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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