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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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/ n# C6 w# d: ^5 c2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.3 f) D' T1 E. _. W6 T) E  O' ~6 F
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours." T6 c; t/ P& i8 q! u3 o8 e) T

2 C' x7 P+ c2 U1 b2 L4. Then analyze the situation:
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/ i+ G) J- J% K4 c$ ]5 Ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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7 w+ j6 }. l7 ]6 U: Mb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.- Q0 G( l$ v/ \* t8 Q$ i+ X+ V& v( n7 W

. f& d. K# z4 r# sd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.' J1 v. i# f. C5 l

# m0 |3 g/ b) A& \" @7 pe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.& F5 t' V7 d/ H' E/ L: ]: J& w' ^1 u

9 G" g8 w* v; R$ s$ Uf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ p1 ]7 G. `# d5 p
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.  H% ]- r& T4 W% a7 R
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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( w* J) P, m6 p, @) [) F5 V8 uj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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) K% I2 S) A7 L* p: kk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.5 I, D. T$ h! V4 P7 u+ t
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .% P1 n6 k0 o. N% D

& l- x6 _7 J" k! p1 K5 jFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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