Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 U0 m  ?% z% s5 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- `4 Q" y! s5 qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; T1 H3 O# Q+ o4 S$ y7 ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, f" V! N$ n) |( V5 d0 ?' n- @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  T6 r2 X& ^/ A6 T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- Y/ B3 g8 m8 N' n# ?1 fyou pay me only $5.
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  @& ]+ H1 S* A4 }* z. S. x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 q: i. S% [+ M, Y+ \ will pay you $500.

( M5 n. B+ e8 H5 i, K1 s0 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 v+ F7 ?0 L7 h6 n' ?& }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# A7 D( t9 w( [2 g1 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  b4 T  ^/ c" B/ r3 {, WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ E( L( u- D0 [: Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 ~5 k: T% X9 r, e" X- P. H1 e# l/ n2 OThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! }8 m, p9 M4 l5 j1 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ R& g. z5 @) Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 \  z  ?6 A' nand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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4 Q6 \5 v+ ^; o& [! z: M6 mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; T" _* V9 x  v7 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 z1 o, `) N& l+ c) t6 O>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ J! \' [5 x6 {5 D8 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, V. M1 e0 p' {: A1 ^  {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 q/ W  ~2 B) L2 p; q% o1 T0 K, U) j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 @5 e2 P# V0 ^4 m0 R+ J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! t$ J$ m, w$ @) C: K  ~' M, }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 A" M& X6 J- a6 {+ f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( I! |# N! {! xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ ^% S9 L3 m7 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 e- I7 U; _4 B  P6 i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" A% |2 k6 x' N( Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 U2 e+ L: ^& I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 a! u1 E0 ^4 o+ g# P5 d: z3 e1 n0 C( p真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! ?& e% B8 {8 |/ ]6 E" I# B( x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ f0 I! }, |9 w- x1 [. W. e" l- T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 U/ B( T$ G# K1 e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! u5 j0 o0 g/ A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& A9 Y8 S+ U; ], m- V4 @4 O; z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' k7 w, [& g: A- L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 Z  X3 ]' {& V6 @8 W1 m' ?- ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 h" k3 M( q5 D5 a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 D0 D( R* J/ Y/ ?8 s/ i' Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ s6 G: \' Q( `. _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢