Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) ^6 H  p& c* z6 U: P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" Z  d/ u4 F4 L& c% F& U. ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# h( w3 a) L- {+ P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 y& P& [: H! n$ ~$ j9 { will pay you $500.
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1 n/ ]1 W7 K9 ~8 Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 `8 ?2 Z% o' v, R- Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 }- Z1 {% i1 l4 AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" P. s( t! S% x. e" z( K/ {. gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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8 P$ ]; \& }. RNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  [7 B" A5 ^2 S: A% {, }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 ~5 N  f1 u" H; m1 S3 a( Z6 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  F6 A' t; i7 f0 f$ u" Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 _: W# c- I- O& b; E$ P8 nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ j8 w3 p; m+ S  n, CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( t' ?& w/ X2 G( H8 Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; f) K$ i3 J; s0 I3 c/ qcomes down with four?'

" o+ N! V' E+ o6 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

- S+ n& g7 V- Z$ j. QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. h6 C2 Y' }+ G$ [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 R. P* ^) D3 |7 H9 l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ e% u+ a# c) D" r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* v; P: u2 ?7 _6 u$ c0 U* u1 g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ n0 O: I4 }( q* _$ j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 r5 Z( c  ^, W, o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- t) ~" }( o* O' ]1 B% T7 F3 D' J7 [9 K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ ]( ?; k/ _4 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% W* d6 q+ _  ~" m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, J0 `" W1 [1 {1 ?, v7 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 S! }; [7 _3 M: Z$ c, `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 A  Q/ Q# J9 ], N: [7 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ Z3 P0 g) S# x3 L$ K2 e9 r1 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 n9 A, Y! @. O1 g" w4 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 w& V0 k7 m& Y/ S: m; y2 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# B  n" X; _; ?$ b1 D" s( |9 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; b6 ?9 l+ a- S  p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- ^% u8 l3 {5 D+ c1 B& F+ V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

1 Z, U) P# ^( D4 z8 Q2 H; S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 W6 z5 {! {2 E) m* w* {) l* T7 U2 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 A2 D6 b' g2 g  k; T2 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

) V4 K" G3 ]* H2 J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) c! e) G3 r3 ?( J6 ?" p2 M: i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 a6 _  [) M0 D+ M  e2 s; @( e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 J7 V6 D  a, |0 _3 k3 K6 ~3 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  ^9 a# b2 V3 u0 ?  J6 o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 [3 n0 I8 q; X7 Z# F: l% K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 G' K$ b. C+ m: Z# p( e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢