Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ M" e7 n, d4 Z# o* G( Q" \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. m; t& G6 ?& ?1 s, j& jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. _! \4 l' T# f5 e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& |, u$ `' f  S6 h- `  l; [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' ~% J/ t6 `: B9 ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 Z7 t$ w9 m8 I6 Syou pay me only $5.

3 \9 D. m0 n) l# q& ?' @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* _# ?. X3 j; i  Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) N0 p6 M$ U  Y5 o* uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 m9 c4 q: z3 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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7 z4 W. g3 V0 X* t7 e$ Y  ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* A0 b1 U. U5 b# v* m# }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ V& \; J2 D" {2 i, f$ Y& [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 I  I, b1 P+ u* O3 Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  R1 _3 B/ [+ Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 Z  `3 C7 u- k5 T+ Mback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 @4 @7 V1 M3 e) _: z, T( R0 swakes the newfie up and asks,

$ p1 q  j% G; a' u! L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 ~2 ]4 Z$ E; R3 m: X9 Rand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ q7 M/ N; M- A" Q2 O- w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ T4 ]! i% z* T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' v9 z6 w, p4 h& }* u- D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 x0 Z# j1 O) V, F6 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ K! J+ l# c- }& u' G, b6 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 j6 b7 S% F- p- X6 {+ r4 bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 n% n: \1 i3 t/ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 F, B. \4 ^. S# U# \# R: z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ F% O8 D: B& k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; J" l( d/ y/ E! U2 h# a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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' Q2 g6 G2 X( b4 r9 W全盘接受一下。

& g+ R, k  a4 T7 Z8 t5 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  P' E, g# w. g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# x7 l7 W9 M0 t, O  y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 S8 V% h( u; H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ \- R# J5 j; v8 Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) i% n' _( |$ b$ [& R  A真博学，偶像啊。

2 @9 k& G7 k% F. |3 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) u# n, k5 `& Z# I! n) k她是大学教瘦？
' `: q' `) x5 F. q% r大学教胖还差不多
/ H7 l7 B) @4 S2 T8 ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 }+ c/ d9 k: {* g7 U7 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: B7 Y" A* H. J5 F哈哈，你们在这开小会呢