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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- o" p2 W' q+ ~# X% bthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 u  x" D8 X; A; t# W1 s7 f
  
/ j) @% k. C% V0 a3 {* L' r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' k5 Y' u- g' K2 | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; F0 f$ C/ d- ?, ~6 ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& ?  M: W1 ?8 h; D  Z( Z6 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* O' X2 ^0 d. a4 }. \you pay me only $5. ; R- ^) Y- K# `* L# Y1 c

) V* ^9 g" D, y5 J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 |0 ], c: k" X0 w: x
will pay you $500.
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) w, p8 `7 p0 r3 I& |! D5 m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 |, O$ ~9 }1 |$ n, z, _" z' r
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 L0 q' x4 _! M3 `# [- K
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 B1 {/ ^9 j: K( }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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9 U( l  f2 S8 B7 w5 |1 B% ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 N9 b& p' e- `7 `$ c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* \% B5 X- T1 s9 d
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. J& Y1 }2 s" m8 ~* ^* z+ [, pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" ]! H( ~2 K5 N. X* rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 Y4 ]8 z% R" G3 h  X+ ^; D
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& ~) a9 r* q$ j2 {
wakes the newfie up and asks, . W( k; ]* t- D2 n# F; C/ ]
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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7 H3 Z0 l& A% @7 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* u! h5 O% @! I0 g6 u; h, ^
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: k5 U) Z& ^! T
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 V) \, k9 d/ U! Z  t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 u0 i/ g" b% g3 ~: N( g( N: }( y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ o4 {0 p7 l! T# R6 V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " \- \. m7 a% P. T4 o
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& M2 H. p( |7 b) i  t) b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ P8 I, O$ C, `, {# C5 i% p' L1 G/ J! }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 U  k: h9 g  Q6 U' Y6 i9 f# [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a . y0 q4 v0 w4 |, R
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 f4 p( [+ a1 }' p, X" O# E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; h3 b- w% ?& {. B0 u9 e! i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three9 n; ]' M% ?1 k5 g+ O6 F( O
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 y5 K( r! X/ n, ^( m/ k5 w8 b
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) t5 _1 E& e  w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . K0 {2 S3 p, n' H  V0 q) o& P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 J5 }* x# ?5 `4 R* I4 i& HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 O: t4 }1 E3 j, \2 Q
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 s1 }8 K( f5 H6 L
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' \$ c8 x! R- u- t8 Q/ ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! c; c1 H3 z4 E; R加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: R' i: O) h+ Y* l/ ?0 b6 K1 W真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 B8 [* ]" Z( w7 x

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" O% I0 t5 C2 y4 {4 j! O/ R" [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 E' Y% R  s. }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 }; K1 y: |" _
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 f% i! o7 n3 a& H' B8 i真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' c: Y5 u2 K. @# }8 g
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* z) g1 i- \- ~% Z" `1 q: @1 U你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, h& P$ a( {- q' Z  F. S加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 x4 Y$ r% J' s9 Y$ L- Z$ S多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 y* }0 k( E, R3 C$ u真博学,偶像啊。

6 N" O. i& a1 r: s0 Y0 Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?  i: v6 ]" y  B- Y( Y$ x& k, M
大学教胖还差不多
! K" ~( c1 f9 A( _+ \她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' u  D5 `! S: L; c7 F5 {; g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- G: p2 ?/ K# ?* `- ]# i  h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ _0 E" t, J# M- f+ [9 \- ]哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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