Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( Q: T6 X$ e8 X0 @, k6 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 d) f  e2 A6 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 y3 J) p6 l9 B. i7 o/ w; OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 S/ n, o+ Q5 t0 X9 }) j! Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 O& o7 K- w; ]1 d, v+ Q6 q  VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( h& ^- _( B# ~% ?1 hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! S) a( W/ W( N8 }, M6 }1 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. y  g2 Z8 {6 R& e/ xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 L2 K# J. p8 x- y+ t" S- Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: h2 O2 w0 g) o# Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# L) ~( ]+ h+ u; d+ ^back to sleep.

$ O. h8 R# ~0 x$ |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, J: Z% t" h: E6 P% k: B6 Z7 C- ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: S" B& T0 u4 D$ t) Ucomes down with four?'

' o) P7 ~% d. s5 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 a8 f: O4 B* k  K" g6 }and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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1 M( `8 x; z2 V6 jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! ^  v3 [, x( [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& p6 N+ I' t4 V% ^! }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% z* e+ H' a4 N. N1 e( Y* r* m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& |- Y$ _1 l* p; ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ B/ z* @8 V" f# s4 a" F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. b+ R0 _0 w) Y, m9 U7 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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: G# [4 H- h  Z4 b" c3 y$ z4 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# C' ]( P. z2 A) s/ }- d) a* {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: s8 b! L+ o" e1 a& |% s$ e$ k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 t4 J, j. v; |! q. R: G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* F+ u& v9 W$ j# k1 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. P7 V8 c& I4 H, _/ k7 T# m7 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* C) L) }" _( E) f2 K, e2 s" z3 D全盘接受一下。

% ]- P; z  q, P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; b3 ~/ z+ t0 _! ~' z# v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) \" r5 f( |# h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- p- i5 a1 G; |# F% b真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 V7 J3 [* \4 [8 T! \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; |  ]# s6 N/ v0 J" x她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  _8 [- m  p0 S8 i- V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; d# N% q: ]  J, E0 _( K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' q$ N+ c* E0 j) y6 o) ~$ S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢