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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ; v; X6 S* [: @
. l |! J6 O- Y7 W: rDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. & m8 e/ }9 t& X( k& x
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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/ r2 K2 f! `# lLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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. d- b3 W, C, y9 Y9 V+ GHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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( O' B% O8 V4 K8 J- g1 W% [1 b3 V4 VSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ! {. q! |' A( }. T$ B# v0 ^. N
2 a9 R2 r5 R8 Q8 K" kNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 8 [! n. R6 e. K/ w
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 3 n6 o1 T3 m: P7 r
* x# O, g: t z2 XThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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" w: C4 e3 O/ `9 p* dThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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