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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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# j7 K, m6 i3 P% S0 T9 qDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ; D7 _* y) Y3 ~
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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& h3 }# M, C) q) ]& RYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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. ^5 S8 s" r7 L h& mWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 9 o5 c; ` E1 v" h2 k
7 G& g( h: g$ LAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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, x( Y8 u$ o) vNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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4 s5 ]& j' l3 t% l: b1 y! K$ USo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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5 g8 [7 A1 W0 W8 q7 u+ B( @! s" FLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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V- i5 {- s3 v4 X" }, D+ j) a* E' sHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 9 Z2 T' h" z: h
( g7 _5 j: K$ Q4 P$ W/ n. ZNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
; g. n5 d7 N! J sHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' " s: w4 y; ]/ C% _ }5 v6 z( x
7 v* L' k) `5 h' s; z' p' v# U tThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ' {6 D0 D/ |5 C: h% d5 h9 n
& Z* f9 ]# n; y" CThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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