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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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7 | U5 y* z- m3 U3 z8 J* n, _Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 9 X6 B9 x5 o) W8 `! D3 I
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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- T! Y2 E& @& W/ m! g' o3 O3 XYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. : ~5 H3 ^6 k& K g' P
- I9 T, Z% Z( d" _/ f) ~ Z# a3 bWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 6 s6 b4 `" W) s; C# Y) U# ^' r
! \2 Z- m$ B0 v3 p/ a! @- t The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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$ P8 g& B. U+ I, UAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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0 E5 |+ k0 u0 P. {2 mSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 7 Q( \1 p! G z2 k% w* b
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. I4 x# i7 I' T6 X2 g. p4 F3 b- y
% \6 e' w. v1 T( o# }& d& }! mHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 3 H/ v1 \4 K- E1 e8 d
; `) c" E+ Q8 t b" W1 E/ n' ESo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. $ h9 D& v3 `% \1 X
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
; c0 T; P. ~" [* EHe gives up and goes back to bed. 3 k$ f! i- x/ x
/ ?3 F" p- B$ J1 r9 U8 KThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' $ q& f7 _& z( o+ m4 L) U: L0 I# \0 p
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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