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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ( j; {! f* S" w3 n2 q, G7 H
0 h/ i, h/ W# w! `; v0 }4 t( rI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 5 q3 [. Y3 w6 Y: ~
, H$ g# m4 @. O* t6 gYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 3 o! r5 N5 @! h' s' \/ U
# f% k9 d( b8 S1 p; _% WWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 6 d) O1 J/ `) S( m
e% _/ ~) Y( Q The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 7 h9 b. f4 ?( ]: z3 s% y" X" L
|. y: i. d( o, nAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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' e9 Y+ h' c1 R8 Y& ]! [) qNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 4 K3 |& Y0 l6 L$ Q
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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" B. R+ K& S9 V) @2 C% gHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. r& {2 T, e$ P: I
5 F& i( A$ B! D* @! i$ RSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. M7 {* h- [, s* u/ N
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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! J$ f2 P( X6 M0 R! CThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 1 E w. y: h7 g; D* i$ D3 B, T
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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