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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' . ?3 p3 ~5 S& r+ V M; ^: O" T2 }
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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. P1 s! P6 m4 x! {0 u3 EI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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9 w5 `* H! V1 ?: m& aYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. $ K! M' D5 k6 f* l5 N
* q8 y" e2 R5 pWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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3 S$ g4 h# r' M, z' H% S( X/ o6 o The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 6 R/ _# f% f( J1 ^6 B( _
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ( K2 D& z% B6 T% Z# q
: y! X" C5 S# K/ c3 eSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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8 B. J8 c+ k/ X* iLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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! E" o3 A: m/ b, V8 w' gNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
! a1 |( X' Q* E2 FHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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+ A- W, c; ^4 I2 k! Q) s3 K* [5 ~: LThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' % ?7 U2 x" S( [, u' O
! n! O) i5 Q' T6 E4 o& oThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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