10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 O4 e1 F7 D0 q! A$ r$ O* L2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
4 r  s" ^3 G6 O+ ?. \( W( F$ e4 J4 X3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
* N  c4 O* z+ V/ D. x4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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8 @: E8 W5 Z6 G8 I7 q9 O/ ?& q5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
( q' w4 _9 v4 {* A, d: A7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
' Z# X. N* U9 Z; V" V9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
% r  l" _6 B$ p2 B3 f; wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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/ u: [; L( g7 F/ {are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

8 x0 \' i3 q. Z3 X) _7 rgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
2 F5 h) C! ~/ u9 v# ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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* w' `( I  `, R# gi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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