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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
1 O4 e1 F7 D0 q! A$ r$ O* L2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
4 r  s" ^3 G6 O+ ?. \( W( F$ e4 J4 X3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.  r2 g; |. r  p% M9 x) b& t
duncan - Victoria, BC   
* N  c4 O* z+ V/ D. x4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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8 @: E8 W5 Z6 G8 I7 q9 O/ ?& q5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  & Q3 K9 F% y0 _, s( O
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
( q' w4 _9 v4 {* A, d: A7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  - ]( `2 e) F3 J% }$ ^6 X9 }
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
' Z# X. N* U9 Z; V" V9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  " W$ n+ I, K$ s6 M  z8 ~5 d
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
% r  l" _6 B$ p2 B3 f; wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 ( i- @7 ?$ N- s( G
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Grass could mena herb
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0 l' g% G1 c8 {/ Q* k$ J) Mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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/ u: [; L( g7 F/ {are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

8 x0 \' i3 q. Z3 X) _7 rgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 |( Y, T& q/ s, n% z1 h
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 2 ^) R' B* j% U- R: k3 I0 ?
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 z& B  o& R. U# S" q# E
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 @6 M+ ^6 T/ U3 J: j6 \) W6 N& C
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
2 F5 h) C! ~/ u9 v# ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. : S3 W: N- x1 }$ p& i6 E

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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.   V! n: {; s  P2 y! }
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. & A. R8 S3 e1 A  L

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ' J0 @2 H1 g2 J5 b! ~" S! e& w

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* w' `( I  `, R# gi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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