10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
: ^5 p, |) [; d7 S, Y2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
/ Z% o& M. [! o0 I% j3 g! _3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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9 v/ n: T8 ^! H( @4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
% R" }# B# R; w/ e' Y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
7 N. V5 R( r  @# I8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
% P( D# f$ \( w* f$ _3 {2 a/ B9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
3 i# [, f6 Z5 ithis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 a% Y5 ^4 ?5 R. T# T- x2 fdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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0 T* v% H/ J5 r* ]" V5 ]did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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5 _7 c  E5 w- Xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

! M5 I  J- @- ~"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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; M) _7 N/ M' M( n6 v"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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' l, v% E- L# |% j9 F* Xen, it hit me now

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