10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
% M/ N  b' q1 P4 r; w. S2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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; J; F% P5 L5 m7 {$ m4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
# G" }0 s) d" ^9 E( M4 @! ~& |8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
2 B9 L0 B8 Q! d6 Z/ C- d9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
3 y8 E3 Z, H9 @& u$ B+ ?; i10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

3 f% z/ Z2 [, Y2 s& |3 A+ GGrass could mena herb

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/ X! r% i  ?: I+ k% t0 Mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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6 N: ]6 [6 ~/ e; G1 E  Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

% L8 [0 P9 K* S4 `# o  i"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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' |  r* Y6 _: di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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