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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." / `* h$ S: |7 s/ _/ W
" c/ @- s+ O& U1 lGeorge was brokenhearted.
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 0 g: W- r, L. E2 n7 o% A" X' L
, L0 t# N3 N i"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 2 f4 ^: ^& t2 _5 k
, L& v9 ~4 {% y- h2 j5 TGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. - r3 t, X: c: R9 u# b |8 S
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 5 K: [1 h. q, S& ^
9 a! m' C3 } D7 f6 K5 e1 ]"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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