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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 f# Q; m1 d9 j9 \) ]2 k
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 Y2 f1 G9 b. g: D
, Z, a& K7 l0 A9 z; Y5 `1 yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- {: x/ S1 h* {* A9 i6 JA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." : E* a- B+ K) s& e
) o+ W+ u0 w+ ]8 f/ w. M; ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& i9 @ S$ l" Y9 |# ~9 @A: Your car. % F* b/ F6 I& J4 a- S* ]4 j: y: K' f
' B4 I2 ~% D2 b+ [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
2 X' d5 M+ ^: B+ O- eA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! f# c" l2 G2 @3 J# `% P
8 T6 x) z6 V4 |# f2 tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 K( v- b: O9 N/ q& mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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( h7 h4 H7 l" g5 O* a( } kQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 o+ K3 x' n4 t/ p( `
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. o0 x4 C4 q5 {- ZQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' S$ U: ]2 d6 g# f" H2 H4 e0 V& DA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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/ a/ a2 p$ p3 [6 A: LQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( N' O6 [5 [7 }( E% i9 vA: Heavy psychedelics.
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% `; f: {+ g; R* QQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 4 K8 {) z9 A+ [( K
A: Carry loaded weapons. # K7 L7 x3 w4 F" P0 d4 s, o
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 6 V2 f w1 @* L4 L
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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