Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

" L9 u3 O7 v) e4 A9 Y; VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# w# U! g. O+ N6 OA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ E  M" Z& y8 _: _Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
/ f* X1 R) Q0 _( D) V( p  D4 SA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% j9 \  w% |  u1 C, BQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 b7 O9 J9 M. o+ n% a' }A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  T. h' T/ x3 l, F  L2 ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

: R/ r9 i0 _' ?- Y6 nQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, ?& o* y3 ]* R( v3 g$ j) KA: The color.
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# ?7 `# R0 @& x: M8 `Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

. h) v* X' p  k& T3 ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- k8 J7 Q& X/ {, s. b1 a& lA: Carry loaded weapons.

, K8 g1 c. m5 w2 D) x; HQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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