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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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; n6 H) o" ~% y% y R4 XQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( y# S) d) \" {$ X+ G( a$ u: |0 ^' RA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 k; I' d6 D5 r2 D6 l) M9 eA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 M! j4 x& Z$ b+ W& VQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 n9 i0 ^. a+ ]4 \1 @4 x! N& DA: Your car. 5 ~% r: ~# O; z8 l0 r+ T
3 `; K J* Q$ L) I2 }- L. Q+ ^Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " _3 d. H# Y: ?, [
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, e' p3 k3 t, s# j, y$ _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& h6 H" C; k3 \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ _& X7 A3 R: ?8 ~, i9 Z! ^, m" CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? g# Q" g7 t: w3 U @0 r! l f
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ I5 [9 \1 B; I& }' @: }A: Heavy psychedelics. ) i& o5 t) u# w4 M
9 K$ u8 [ o* c. i3 P4 RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
) r- T. c9 g2 I( h' QA: Carry loaded weapons. 4 I0 ]4 k# T/ ], J5 w2 ^% T
- v W8 r. o2 E# p6 m$ i a; r- ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " w, Y$ r3 N: K
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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