Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

6 N, H% A& b( _) JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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/ L3 B2 [8 @2 _4 pQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
1 W* m# ]: R$ e5 y: |0 i' T0 l% HA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  Z. o9 Z0 q# a7 o; z9 Y% wA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 K- E; e6 T: j% h9 x' T/ S- RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 V0 A9 \+ K' D# IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 v; B* p0 d" ^, }* J' |$ f  SA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
& U" ]) q. f% p$ G+ E6 u& nA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ E" M' ]' I% u( s4 c" @: dA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* ~& C. {4 g4 r! PA: Carry loaded weapons.
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8 {8 P7 ]2 D, K9 B) z$ ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
' i6 A7 r7 T. g$ ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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