Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 ?, f' q) s; k' s( VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 v  j. O4 C5 gA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
9 M, b! I3 A3 x* j0 p) Q2 k& vA: Your car.

; [. E2 E9 L% `, IQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
4 x3 `' t9 x. K: M2 ^A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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! x  ]4 H1 }5 W" G- t9 R+ hQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
( N6 o! V7 Y1 H9 rA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
, }5 ?* a, F2 ~, Z# l+ b2 }A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

% S! M0 L1 k( l1 `9 a: y0 UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

$ G4 F$ k+ J* G$ D5 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

# P# M; o( _! F0 x& gQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
0 [" D6 h. V; R/ W% v8 oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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