Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 L) |& [3 Z' c2 ?7 p: r3 p3 rA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! y3 m' ^& Z# K/ k0 `* hA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" j) k- t9 G" D$ u$ D1 ~: kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 A/ L; I1 ?9 K+ L& b$ F& IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) Q: S9 z4 Y- ?3 y& LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 Z5 X, w; B' {  v) A8 C4 s! |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* z0 C7 e1 j, y3 w$ H# XA: The color.

; w1 C) m$ g- c: X# {, YQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( m# d! H6 k: e' k, O) x) ]8 iA: Heavy psychedelics.
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9 i. H6 o. G& M5 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, z0 U! I' O/ f9 Q# p. b/ oA: Carry loaded weapons.
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5 v, A8 g& l: O( K- ]) q8 R% c( PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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