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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. ) D7 X0 W; j2 g4 N8 |* K
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
' ?) u7 |& J9 F6 n0 Y# [A: What for? He can't see my license plate. * u9 Q. X, Q7 ~- \; P, S( F/ P
2 L0 h% q+ M3 }7 F8 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" k+ k* C# P6 ~; NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? & W: ~4 O- `0 H) S' x
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? . {) r( h4 T: Q1 q( a
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 1 m/ X+ }3 ~# g0 T: u' P( P5 B
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! S- J1 G, r3 W; P' a8 i. ~! `' I; y, r
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; o6 m( T8 ?7 b* A/ f0 w# D
A! p# I# w& r; j6 A' n- oQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? : _) C5 X: f0 S8 ~0 S+ ?. ]& d9 l
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 K+ i) B h( f( ~3 K+ K: u
0 n3 W. G( g d7 kQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
: i$ S" k3 A+ z7 F6 `; r, hA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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7 H) g! E- V4 d3 @7 I$ @- w' YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 q6 C, _$ H7 X, ] |, t! k
A: The color. / u6 f( l$ l6 ]. Q
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # {! v3 `: I. \6 o( @$ ^! H
A: Heavy psychedelics. : q- ^8 T/ i8 k5 S3 D& h
- ~" B6 O7 e* I# F; rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ a3 _/ A3 W. O7 {; j1 D! ]* h, uA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( A( b) ~4 }- {+ n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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