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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
; z3 A1 h! v- ~. B; [6 t2 r原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 + V; {$ g1 F# v
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ i, U) J, |5 m; e3 x0 j1 J. x
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。, ~: u' E" k7 E
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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, ^+ h: y/ b& n$ x0 B* e+ u/ o" k 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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6 o+ k+ b* z5 [" Q4 D( p1 o1 r, `! i1 d Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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' B$ u0 h* _# R5 g$ Q& B& A5 y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.( v1 Z; y3 ~ r4 O; s
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ k9 M2 [) m: S5 p6 Q$ Z' F! e- z
& Z. j6 F2 ^8 m- w Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; m7 `# B$ |4 O# f# q9 D1 A* d3 A
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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3 h; A3 z3 {9 Z9 R, {, b3 K7 x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives./ E! P& Y# h* x1 H) U' d5 N1 o
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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& q; f+ d, C1 Y; z, P Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.: N" e3 ^% R" `9 s- t
* T9 I/ I l6 U" i) H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。6 F& S4 J1 W- `4 J- H u$ k
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. X4 o) |% ` Q+ l" E- v
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 ]% } S% G9 O, Y% Z3 {
0 T6 D' m+ f p/ k/ H Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 } M3 z5 Z, j/ F
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% m0 I. {* Z0 A$ o5 M6 L- K
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.' ]2 p X: D/ K) H$ V( F- |9 H
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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6 _- Z. i, _5 d0 ~" |) A7 N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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f# `$ x1 i5 e3 K d 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。4 U6 Z9 N9 k0 ~6 |1 j. L& I3 p' R
- \9 O$ ^* p; k { “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' Z; u9 t" G2 |5 U# s
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% V5 ^& S) I% G5 g: V' u
& }9 K" p/ L" d+ d* P 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。8 X( D" `+ F- K) a/ }
) z/ h7 c: i5 Y! a/ t When two’s company, three’s the result!7 R2 Z6 {" G! g% B) h' ~
4 y5 a, D H4 Q+ q$ u: h4 W' ?/ q4 m 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" t+ r; \& I- V- l6 i$ D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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( g2 w' m/ E$ X( ] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 V% L0 h, z9 b5 _: \
4 y1 v+ Z# D- v% V) \% g The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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