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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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0 A9 S+ {! G Q3 k) w: P7 F, m One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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/ g4 o* c4 Q, v4 ?# i Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。, d0 ?, o/ y1 y+ T+ Y+ a' t" f
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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3 a; T9 O' C& i! I( p 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- Z/ ]5 ?% R, e* |( s/ i Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. A5 Q7 k+ @; o! d8 Z9 k6 g
- A5 o9 J3 [, o 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 w% w+ G% e2 C, t( d3 H* a
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。1 r/ ]6 A2 f# g
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 A; y; i8 ?8 b& d9 J
; O0 P+ i2 J' P! _7 ~: o9 p) b Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 s8 O( |3 g! I- @$ Z
5 }% E Q; K. { Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.1 O& V; |& c8 B: F1 ^6 W$ q; K
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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' K, L/ g& U/ T$ c “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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/ @' E$ U1 d* K+ H0 v “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.2 Q3 Z6 m7 `% l6 T) |4 _& f
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* j' i! N( ]4 ^0 Y; P+ \
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?( q* F0 i, o0 R+ h
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: z2 @ |# t O5 H2 \* T- m
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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8 Z, Y# f' B/ ~6 A: q5 j 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。: B _, |0 U3 u8 ?; w; m1 h& ]
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends./ \8 g) u; z7 U9 ~- w) I- I
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' X+ R" n- R1 [& s7 c; G4 ^6 T" r3 n
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 |5 ?6 |8 c9 D. t. W
7 |- y$ O0 C2 N' ~% i+ N/ r, ^ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。1 X. b0 f U9 X$ X% D9 u" A
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.: N; {0 j, Q* a9 G- [: a$ E
+ \& B) G( N& d; E/ ^; s2 f3 @ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.7 f* i1 _$ u' ~) ^& [# e: F/ Z# Q
V8 }4 t8 O3 i* b 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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