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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
" J% Z) |# K0 y. g3 l原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ) E9 ?8 o" y1 }4 i+ ~6 U
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.+ Z2 E- g3 m: s( L& Y4 ]: [
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。* s0 C2 B) t7 u; a& O
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# G4 g1 A1 r j- g( L# X
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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' C0 t1 q( W0 O Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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# U; f$ l2 L9 J$ s4 l( C2 M 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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9 j0 `/ O0 D3 b4 ^! Z Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.! L% ]/ [5 j: {& ]5 A( j" o
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.& H) Z- Q# F7 W% \) Q M% f
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.: M6 K. u3 m6 v3 F; A% ?
$ h. r2 f; `5 }2 @: z, i+ z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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+ R/ I* V. v- r2 r# I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.& n, i6 @ t7 n
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., o: e4 X$ T; R7 b
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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5 m3 K, n; ?9 v. M' x% w3 g 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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, V/ G4 W- V1 ] Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: Z! p( E* A9 x 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.$ y" C) C D8 D( \+ s
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 F7 h, h( G9 t# c* J
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# ~7 q3 o3 T8 p( ]1 Z3 ^8 ^3 w
. p. V) K5 k( Y, J5 f2 y “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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9 {" P8 c5 z8 a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) b) I* l+ `: z. d' w
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.3 M/ i: R# ^/ x' K* F( V
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!. k- D. Q1 e+ c' z% T
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 T# n, y$ }; A* G- _
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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/ u( G: K7 M" q( I- }# g The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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" S" l" g5 ? A$ h) l Y The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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) u3 p! z1 N5 |$ s, `/ R9 @ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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