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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.% P* K! a* G9 K: `& b
- A) {3 @& c- b3 g+ X 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。4 u& a% D' o. _
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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1 Z2 F; O. h6 h. H! ^& @ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" a; r5 E- D6 f+ x+ r
- u( t5 b( [8 z7 Y; M Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ X$ y3 P/ W' ~ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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) R' P6 Q' Z8 d( R- T } Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.. Y( S3 ?: @: I0 F
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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- y. D) y* q; K- ^) Y5 R' {4 r 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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( h" ?7 f& T3 S' f/ V$ L The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.7 l j# b. g* o( W ^6 Y
8 c7 k" M* x7 U' I. e, m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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' l% v0 e G/ [: Z: [ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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0 z: Z* K5 l1 `( d% D3 w Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; F& o. f9 s, [4 H" R
0 ~" I# m$ P |. } M% n 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& Q) E; J: N& Q6 z. l
' f6 G& u5 H' j4 D Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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7 r6 ]. ~' l( ^& O. f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 `5 ]# ^* N5 C2 B2 u; M+ f7 y4 u
* U' F0 x* U9 ~) p" g d “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 F0 A$ I4 b. V6 K3 ^* f& n7 N. Q
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。; N0 a& |0 V5 }+ A( a
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。& k1 B( n, h K( M( w( K2 O
6 U: U( T& H# K) p0 N5 ~# v “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!0 f0 t2 z& M& y# h& j* A. y7 C, }
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% U% b$ |4 c3 A+ b4 w+ ~# p. O
' u2 f+ U8 O3 U; l6 a# R" M0 i5 [ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!1 x! `; R1 p4 ]9 z
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! R* S3 |! r7 Y( V, o7 F3 ?$ z9 v
9 r. d7 d3 W0 o8 D9 o/ D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.+ x4 \1 m# z- E4 n4 I. E
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。5 g! J P2 U8 p# G% a
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.- R4 h# |; c* Y2 q' t" y, D
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.! }, E+ y+ C, \7 i! v% ?! R; w
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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