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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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- `2 o) {" ^7 T 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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0 d+ x( T/ s6 N6 m8 T) ^: |4 D 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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8 r5 \0 M W- e8 u5 S1 N$ ? Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ m( V8 w9 H% e1 P1 T @. h! \4 D
7 R+ X& d. x# R9 F4 w! W, S2 Y Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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# P; y- e# |% T+ @; N$ ?1 U9 l Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.1 p7 ^/ e/ h& J2 P
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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2 X$ b& R% ^& ]) I; F The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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: T/ X& m) P& a" X- U) J 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 M* p' f3 B, Y- M; @ c$ X
( t+ O$ N0 g X% v Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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4 }; \( l. O; U5 O2 p, `3 V Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 N: Q# x" ~! n5 a0 c
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: y+ @; M5 j: Z2 f2 y6 S' B 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。. B n/ e- ~; @; ?1 X! P% i
8 w# g6 J# T6 h8 _. c5 k! i Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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( O3 R7 m# ~* x+ g 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 s" R6 s; M1 U- r; F t7 `3 N
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.; |( Z2 ]$ L+ v+ I& [
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。) g6 @5 Q! y" K% g9 I" q
0 j: o4 T* p0 S' B6 _ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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8 c- c A, ^$ q" B# L( h* Z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。1 }$ V" M7 \) b2 {2 a" z
, L, Y, [- h7 O1 g9 ?" K3 [) _ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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1 i: m G! h7 D+ k* d 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。: `. o; K! d8 T* w+ b
5 I& S, }, s6 w0 D A9 M “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) R) B' m) m5 H3 p. F, u' Y+ b* L1 i
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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- Q6 _6 v7 @" S: a' J1 G God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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) h- D- a0 H' H2 g: x" o+ f 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!7 {( W# `7 K8 T. F
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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0 X$ X7 G) r# [5 c0 }" |% f 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。+ h3 d: D0 v3 [; i: u* k
! e. V" J& N" X" Z6 d( { The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.6 L9 O4 X% j+ N; ^4 }1 L, j
3 q* S! ?5 B* ]. I8 H4 a. o2 f4 I The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.) |- F: z' `5 Y4 F3 Z$ e. Y
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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