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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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: x/ e+ \# j1 K! f. a Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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) `/ K5 ^: O& b3 s 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( S3 g. A# _ I/ Q4 c1 s" _/ \
5 N! B3 z9 s2 O5 ~% E) L! Q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.$ O, o' ^2 l N
S2 A8 ]2 R( ~/ N 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 J9 ]6 S# Y o, R
8 c) [, J: }; l4 Z5 I Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.1 v; `# F* J6 m' o& l! ]
/ Z: H; x! i! }' k 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。& V' b# B! P4 K+ ^1 V
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。6 k: X6 Z4 w# V @ {9 x
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.. ` O/ {1 P+ l
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# ]/ q( E8 O, v U4 }$ p3 I1 b1 g6 {
" Y5 `% k$ V" r% p* w Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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: J" I; R$ F( z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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) j6 e$ D$ |# x Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; Y3 ^' D4 Y5 Y/ r
$ |* X+ Q% D% _0 f+ \. O+ u 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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3 m& G) h5 Q7 ^& y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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" H2 }7 N. l4 A0 u8 P, m! ~ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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# [, N: Y- S* c- Q( C “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?3 h7 D$ M( S& i4 H
' o# L6 ? c! x! w 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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1 R5 O8 [. |3 m# k$ o" C8 L0 x “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* u' S5 E+ C7 T/ A0 G9 u
1 d% Y- U$ M8 T4 ]$ `& F, V$ j/ p God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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; b% Y2 s8 E- q, V* M When two’s company, three’s the result!
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( D: W/ [, J3 i: s6 j 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ p% v/ t- w3 a' L: x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 m( g' z, v& j& S+ t
4 S' |0 _, O' k7 f" X6 i 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。0 K! ^ l& O+ [; M$ u. |/ ?8 B% u8 K/ G
% }, K- _. \4 N2 A) c6 M The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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. `2 e9 @% f2 U `# w+ ` The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn., n, ~1 B) e% [3 I6 }0 V
) V. K3 l. u) m; `' P 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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