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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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+ ?& ^1 g9 u {* V4 L0 ^& C# y$ t) J Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.' d6 H; O* ~! W0 |5 l
' ~8 ]9 B# w: U+ O. q% v 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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- g% I' ~0 `7 q' x One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 }" t3 `" ~) |' N
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.) f* P' n) O( @5 H ` J6 t
3 [8 r' E9 G" v4 a2 ^5 W! @4 ~ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; [- n# ?5 ?+ n" m' `
# l) e4 \( u: |2 f' C. Y6 V) s Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.: b0 f9 K' v5 V% J1 F5 R& I$ Z
4 i) c. A! D3 H3 W 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 k, J8 K) i3 U" ^6 I8 U
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.8 {1 g( K( H" l8 G0 C! W9 ~4 {' O7 h
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 F& `# F9 X. }8 y
* a+ f5 |# L ]* s; x Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) m6 ]5 t/ \2 ]
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.9 R9 \' g6 d, u- d' k
+ K- G4 X/ |2 }( E$ Z1 U# S 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 z. q; o& {8 X$ v- _
& h$ v: m: o# O4 y5 f0 S# E: ]& |, q- Z# c Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.0 r) p$ y" g& F
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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0 h- q9 \ M. E0 u6 w3 G5 C Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.5 d5 D* b. [4 k% f
* {/ {: z1 z: t5 F( u5 L, [ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 S' T& N) _' F: X# z- `/ J, p' _
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.6 r: G& f& X) \) L$ Z9 H
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 J7 a% u8 ]# |, Y' k
) I! z3 q0 h" o4 L j. A7 G9 C “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.4 L% L H% f7 ]( G z
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 }- k& J4 F3 b" B
u* l2 F. ]% N& X8 l; t% A( x5 {7 K There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 v& t- z% l5 V4 V9 \% n
) x, {7 L; B- d% ~/ d “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?! F. p4 b0 M% x/ d' X, X, b
1 g9 ?/ ]; V# l8 z 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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3 Q2 F V: j. _' g4 |, W God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% F- D9 d% c) w; J5 b
, J( P$ A& Z7 p1 ^ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。" t; u" b2 D9 g3 F
( c& w& b( G* Q# X+ E When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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7 X! m5 t6 G1 k- N A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn., J. a9 i/ v& V* X% {" L
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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