The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
% }' h3 l6 C4 d; |'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 z  B1 w0 _! w3 U5 a5 b( M'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
' b6 I, P) F* D* l5 ]'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
; Z; T5 X9 G( `. z7 K- f'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
/ X+ z7 m* c! @: F0 O'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

+ j# w8 s" C# U+ s5 ^6 {3 VAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
* s. O/ j  |2 \& G- rand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
) \" z+ m1 H& q9 a) Z: g% bthe stomach
0 e& Y9 y# Y/ n- a! M: f; _! @2 Vwas bloated,
& Q1 y, Z- t, d8 a( D0 l$ lthe legs
got wobbly,
$ S5 F0 f+ V. L9 q# i# C) Wthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
3 g5 |$ u. H. o, W; X4 ?The Moral of the story?
0 s3 q$ y, ?! ~/ y7 VThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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8 x$ M3 r8 _8 k" b3 S: H4 V[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

; f+ d* q9 v0 o, F( m( oWhere you got this so funning story!
3 [) v! }0 B+ |8 l. X# nI like it.