The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

2 d* o3 O5 e- EAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
4 ~3 p: D, u  H  Gstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
) g4 {1 W3 l" A( s6 v'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 K) ~; m5 J: o( ?'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 s8 |5 C+ m2 J4 k- w'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
6 A3 p1 d, b6 w' b/ u  ~'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
6 ?( u4 E6 t( A  z  E# Nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
7 N( \+ _% N; lthe brain had a terrible headache,
& v1 s6 X) P1 C5 U3 ithe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
8 b$ T  ~  ]8 q( d& lgot wobbly,
5 w3 `! t! M* `the eyes
1 W" Q; B6 [  p' a; Ugot watery,
and the
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4 d! k! X1 W# A$ d( J( w0 b' p$ Pwas toxic.
9 f. R% w# b. T' T7 YThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
6 v5 o7 B. J! N7 Q; K  cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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, k9 q5 m. Z4 T: B- r6 N, M[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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1 `8 A0 G' o+ ~0 b' lWhere you got this so funning story!
( m( F1 I2 H) Y* o) x2 [; XI like it.