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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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5 P# Q/ {9 D/ e/ y, dAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' Y; M* k; G6 e) n'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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4 R3 o' S. t& b8 q9 Y/ D: O. l'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
/ o7 a* w" ], T( Q% q  N'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,; z. t' c2 w0 `; h( M
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum+ H3 ]( j" N5 R- _& c' t
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,# t8 `2 }7 c4 C3 d* K* h" L" q  c
the brain had a terrible headache,

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was bloated,) h/ ?' |1 V& Z. v+ l5 b& k0 Z
the
legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,* M/ Z; I6 U1 z/ i
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
' z; h; x1 e0 N4 p7 f2 HThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.# V8 u; A1 f% M* n* {+ h8 j
The Moral of the story?
1 D: }0 j1 T6 v) j" ~" m% fThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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9 H5 L) n& f2 ~6 i/ x3 EWhere you got this so funning story!
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