The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

! m( b0 u" L* x0 E  V2 J- Q3 c, zAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
( @# r. Y- L/ u0 y, S'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
$ o) C2 D3 c; t2 t3 O. ?'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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: ?! o# `6 R# f# J. l'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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8 T& E' M! u( Y' O8 }- m' C'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
. Q4 d! p# F3 C( {6 o& ~'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
* x# a1 v# `6 I& j; n) f'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
1 e" I3 F$ x! T* E8 R'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! Y- d. T1 T% X( H4 P'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
+ H5 i8 D% H8 ~% R5 L) z; M$ |and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
. h! k3 q$ M- h! H7 S1 e/ Nthe stomach
4 H/ O' o6 J2 W( K# [& Owas bloated,
2 D0 G9 }9 i, A$ m: @% a2 b# Tthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
: L( U, |- k7 f8 k: F" }% Crectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
7 E% Z- \6 R" s8 I. w! DThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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( R& `1 A, H) i( _+ O" W2 n* `[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

) w; b) U+ w2 e. FWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.