The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

5 P# Q/ {9 D/ e/ y, dAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
; V' p# ^* g; D1 I* s& g3 s$ y) p9 utrying to decide who was the one in charge.
0 p. |4 k9 G" D  V/ t. i'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' Y; M* k; G6 e) n'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

4 R3 o' S. t& b8 q9 Y/ D: O. l'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
8 Y  d+ A# r5 i) hstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
/ o7 a* w" ], T( Q% q  N'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) k  B( N, O% w1 Q2 N* g" E'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
9 [: V8 L) T/ Lgot wobbly,
. O1 V7 R% D9 k& Cthe eyes
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and the
blood
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' z; h; x1 e0 N4 p7 f2 HThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
1 D: }0 j1 T6 v) j" ~" m% fThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

9 H5 L) n& f2 ~6 i/ x3 EWhere you got this so funning story!
4 b, J, f( U* w4 NI like it.