The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
' e- a, j1 n/ K4 q5 ^'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

$ p2 X/ ~2 e) M) M'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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& M& E- \- D$ d/ Z) H9 J'I should be in charge,' said the
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8 j" K: G4 U* B; V* z'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 t5 I3 B; O' {$ v7 ~$ s4 e; j'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

5 R/ y" L) V0 g& @. o' P'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
6 T7 q9 R. A9 D# {) n( L" Q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 K5 [3 {2 G/ Q5 p, Y+ N, r7 y6 c'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

! `) y& R/ v$ z. @% j3 aAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
) l/ }" p: t) Y! g5 ]and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
1 O; \% ~3 k, b, s% \Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
% L* w- D: {: b, _was bloated,
# K! ^( d0 X! c5 v& Othe legs
got wobbly,
4 p" a* A9 B" B$ a8 ythe eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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, s* l1 W' X' |, R& D# h[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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, I. ^  ]8 i6 r5 Q# J; BWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.