The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

7 Z( a, m3 P2 Q& j- R- iAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
( v4 T7 S$ }9 f" M" A9 t$ o% j& m5 ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ ]  ?/ Y3 e1 J8 t'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
6 Z# h0 {6 L/ k5 _' S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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2 M, _3 a! G* o! |) s; m( `# W'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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" y+ w6 k4 V, u0 _'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% c3 K! O* q" b" E1 }! |'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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  F# d6 C8 q' x4 b8 t# I' [8 BAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
3 R1 ?2 @& H$ Q/ Band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
/ [5 N6 y9 [. o. X4 U7 Uthe brain had a terrible headache,
. V: ?+ D. H8 ?. @# K, A6 E, Rthe stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
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got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
3 Y6 Q% d6 `% `2 o% t* t3 OThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
3 D$ u! J+ a" d4 {# [The Moral of the story?
2 Z5 Q( M1 U9 J  FThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

, ~0 W* m: ~- ]& PWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.