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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. . |- P6 ], L7 b9 G$ m
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'- e8 H7 L I1 I# G
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'3 n! l3 m4 p0 m
: t: Z" J# ?. y, H" U% s5 mThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'' f0 ?1 Q! j/ U
# [7 K$ s8 h) l( V6 WThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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! w$ }7 ?8 F+ j( t6 DThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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" M+ D r5 _. x% Q' zShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 z- q: _% z+ m8 N# v O
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'9 r/ `7 @) L7 V/ K: A$ `. v( \
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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