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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'5 @6 J7 W- P9 P# j4 `' ^
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* ~- ?8 v* @. k# i
4 U# r+ s" x7 yThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.': J! {/ Y( b7 J: V
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'+ e; B: N: R7 M2 V( D/ t
, T3 F2 _3 [2 _# N" {! p% lThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'2 ?/ L1 _4 N- N
2 S \0 _% U$ J+ NHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'6 R. a/ v! A3 K9 n6 I
: ~* ?( D, [8 n6 H' EShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 h0 i5 N8 f- m) ~/ W
6 ]& K; h' j% yPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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7 K f6 G0 d& HThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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