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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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7 o9 |) [2 G% h- |A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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8 g4 c! n0 W/ L. ^% n& z4 s$ S" G6 ?The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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- l( [" {8 T3 B! p1 ~: V% yThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'$ i; [4 |$ i6 u/ Z C# q) y
$ y+ D, Q; h! `% p! x9 e+ Y% eThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% h( m+ |2 h- S
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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3 a: [, j- i* {% j* i; X' _% {He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?') d1 w# m% e- q% t
9 ~$ `' c- p8 y1 _She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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2 ~% A" n& N- |" F& q. |- U( |Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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