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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 E. G5 e4 R$ Y( E! B
* j& {. m# X- X* ]4 }The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; y3 P; s# @' ~4 s* M
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'; g/ f" |/ \ j. ?
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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( M. M W. D2 a, ^He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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1 S3 W: q/ C* i- h- TPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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