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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. , A$ @8 t. G0 C- n* H+ c+ @
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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3 ^# ]7 B; _& E& ^& e/ ^The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; T3 u5 l/ o/ S
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'6 b, A" F2 V+ z
) ^) K. p! i: { RThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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2 i. @) s1 l# o% Y7 ~" lHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'. f( v# B5 D4 W1 a1 {! \ s3 x3 s9 q
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'1 |$ A9 n- w \4 Q. i0 J, H; d( w
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'/ I; }4 R1 ]/ w. ?, @
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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