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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 x5 o1 y8 Q8 W
+ \/ E, o: C4 O' @* `The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'& S- R2 r( A( a8 N: A& Z
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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. w$ y, ?$ t9 A. V5 {% L& zThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'- a+ D- F, F9 ?7 A- X1 n1 P
8 ?7 k: {: o ?) p5 vThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!', `7 M- g% n+ N3 K; {' y
# R5 _2 @1 E) t0 }2 ^+ Q1 d/ R. HHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'7 {& ]; }1 D8 _1 c/ p6 A \
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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