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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. - S! s& r7 D4 D3 [) B
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ W0 Y/ P! }+ M# ^8 E( j
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'6 T! e3 P) c; a- P
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'' k5 g# |% X1 L) L* s
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?', @ x# i3 {- Z% l# K! e
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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