Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3 u/ L1 y1 s! |* M4 C3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

& A3 E) ^/ i5 @$ n7 J8 C# H) e4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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2 R, a* p7 b1 B3 B5. Are You Andy or Barney?

' G& Y, n5 t0 l# L/ S5 ~, v/ v6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

+ h! v2 R! i; D6 w! x: i6 T* p10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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' y" x+ C; ~1 \% @1 F; ], n11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

! b( E3 W! N& ]% L12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"