Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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0 {& m  L0 G- C8 }! h$ n/ h( N2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

1 o1 s0 i" B( q3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

# Y) I. q! `* h+ p4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

, _$ o9 S+ u: ?" @6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

1 B) u" ~7 e( o+ X7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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# `2 Z6 k5 w0 w9 U" f7 ?& A1 H' z: g10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5 E( n. @$ N8 Q. ^. k' r4 Y11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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! X6 T' T+ J, Y5 X12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"