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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 9 x2 Z9 F" K, O& ?& k
- Z- a5 \9 S; r# [/ Z' R2 P4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5 g* p3 h ]2 ^: C# l5. Are You Andy or Barney? x$ n ~8 q' X0 V: R: Y
+ {/ B) X( U# ^6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ) _. S8 d) d5 T8 Z& S d$ |
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 2 ~6 [& I8 w/ X0 `" I2 @
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8. I pay your salary! 8 f2 ?$ {; q" c3 N! D. g
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 4 f0 [$ n7 g3 q3 y3 p! Y, u, @
* H5 L+ O0 P2 g C* b& C10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. * A. }4 w" ^, n7 \% T3 O
6 z1 D; j- I- {, h, ^) V$ V4 z- f11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 5 A/ [1 i! e& y5 K7 F! V
4 T j* r. V: @7 m4 ]% [, s& g12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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