Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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' A% V" c4 S1 ?/ m! Z# S" Y7 z3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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! o* o4 M0 b: a5. Are You Andy or Barney?

- G. }% W$ t* T! P/ ^# |* J6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

' a6 W4 J) {. S& w$ Q7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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8 Z7 `# p1 F* t  u) q3 K/ a9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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7 f7 w- i# g5 y7 F9 w. X& n10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"