Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

6 J4 ~- y  E9 J$ F5 i. Q. C0 a' j1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

8 G# B1 ~7 e+ [+ t0 y1 m! Z6 |5 a2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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' d6 ~- r$ p) ~1 |4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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# _! Z. D) s) J5 O! n3 q5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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, ?* U# Z6 Y; x' \0 V3 x& f  Y6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

5 v- A6 Y( S: R4 ~12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"