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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 9 J5 m2 j% u) k
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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, i3 c- _& I% [& @' y1 T$ c! m' O6 bThe first man married a nurse.
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2 @9 C9 d9 f; q& f! h8 u8 ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 6 Z& G7 y% J K0 f- ?3 U: _
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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2 I) V! T* b9 A, z" WThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
, O/ P0 h& \+ r) A$ d( _7 lTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
1 m ?2 e, R* a/ A: abutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. + }5 ]- U4 `" f8 X0 r+ a6 ^
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty . ~+ P1 R! G, ~2 @4 K
but teachers are just too frigid".; {4 O1 V8 g, u; e7 v
/ c e3 K- V2 |The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
$ y7 k0 ^; \2 d' H& `' c$ ?only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ( j) m2 g. H3 W2 |" U( K
would call much later in the day.
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+ _. Q# p, e7 U: X% r/ b7 mAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
* V8 P( N. P$ y0 I0 d: Y1 wnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 5 g: T; n3 d6 q3 d. L/ i
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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3 J( o: _5 {6 P2 qDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
3 z* d9 M: O/ m6 Q7 Z& q. o+ P3 uwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."9 R! s/ t8 w- U3 i- `/ p2 r
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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3 o& T) r! H; A ]3 |3 L& TThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast " {6 k$ V3 } w C) I9 m, Y
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 0 M. }' l7 \! k5 [6 n6 y, B1 g0 `
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 1 M- ^; _& P3 f# {( M/ i+ _
their voices."
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$ }9 {* F" H2 C6 |0 I) {The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
: j6 W) J: ?. @+ x e$ e0 y7 @heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 4 I0 M" q5 s/ p1 Z1 z& Y3 V3 Z
three minutes are up." & M& Z. t. D$ s- b. H5 u& x
& h. Q4 d& ]: f& aDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
2 ]! x7 i- D( Fcalling any minute./ C9 R, Q6 \ e; ?. Y' i
8 [1 ~ n, R8 aFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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0 C: @# M5 a& b7 p" ]/ H: wDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
9 \) c6 t- H8 Y H- f2 Jman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
: M4 y$ u- v, h: U$ e# g C: R* e# ihis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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$ L. H. ]& V' ~8 t0 B* P2 \, s: `The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
3 U2 k: q* t) S& @2 T2 ja school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
# f! D4 [; {' }4 l9 a. `are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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