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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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5 H3 Z7 a$ L; PGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
& p1 e. W3 ?. x  Q# W8 L* SGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
* ?( r! C* A& VCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
, [* f* W8 n+ }4 j: |8 sCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
- m. Q4 a0 l/ S/ ?1 g* XGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
' y' `0 j* I/ W3 D/ U) RCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
, j4 v) w9 C( a$ M# g! n& p! n8 a6 `George: The Chinaman!
/ X/ Q9 P3 B1 B; `9 yCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
6 P+ u; }" {  ]( }- O# k6 c! ^Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
. v! T- `# V+ Y' i% ~! [1 GCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
: |; k" V# H0 H8 `3 J2 QCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
. M3 V( U  X/ r& W8 cGeorge: Then who is?
5 g) P7 ^0 h: h2 TCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 u" S, _' L* I5 {3 O( P, ?' M) |! fCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
( Y; D" c( j( \- cGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
' H, p6 f& r7 O2 l& CGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
' L2 L, x9 Y) o3 S  lCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
; S7 t: `* z& b0 r1 y+ y7 GCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
4 N0 K. j* q) I  u3 ZCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 t% Y' w. f8 e% B$ B# @Condi: Kofi.
1 J. [" a- ^) x3 [5 t: u4 dGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ O% A# j% T1 {  u# U(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 x2 k8 J" q9 l% Z" X- ~Condi: Rice, here.
) ]7 z) H: y0 D  {) o5 d" ]George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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