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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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% ^) i; N# E. @ f4 U. M$ e, SGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) U, m' [5 n# } J' E$ j) x
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
* o; p7 o/ c) j) ^# V# T* A+ sGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ; v$ Z& C0 n% y& F- O7 d
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' S" ]8 Z& P/ Z+ C7 z4 W: Q4 x+ ~
George: That's what I want to know.
' N) [3 \' ~+ G6 u! GCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
2 i5 J* `2 T4 `. \# `George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 m. Z; c/ x; Q7 t8 n( f
Condi: Yes.
6 h' d" a# Q( A9 e8 qGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
* F! A- E# R$ k8 J2 r* j+ hCondi: Hu.
; R5 I" ]) L( _1 g( k) n7 KGeorge: The guy in China.
! F5 S6 F3 J+ g& ^. V) KCondi: Hu. ; Y0 P/ v% m: i+ e, ~8 Q `8 b6 I
George: The new leader of China. % V6 a$ c0 V: G6 F! }
Condi: Hu. : `1 Z' z, ~% ]6 [
George: The Chinaman! 0 n- ~! N' x5 Y! C
Condi: Hu is leading China. 0 L4 A0 ~( n- d4 [
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" O3 p8 n1 r0 x* B9 ?; d* eCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
4 Z- W/ T$ ?3 K d3 R7 P+ P. ^George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
5 R* w) }. Z8 Z3 L5 iCondi: That's the man's name.
5 ~/ n! ^- X% QGeorge: That's who's name?
9 N% G, \# v t1 QCondi: Yes.
; I" t3 p9 ?; _3 HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
6 j4 x9 U. R" y0 m% kCondi: Yes, sir.
+ R2 u! Y& |% a" Z4 \George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. + w, G7 S/ ]& y2 j- b, O
Condi: That's correct. & m& h5 t! l' R2 c- g" q
George: Then who is in China?
7 Q D M4 Q3 z# J8 p% u- f9 M. yCondi: Yes, sir. 2 j# Q* ]9 G( M6 `' _
George: Yassir is in China? . G4 V' V' r! f' ~9 P: `$ \
Condi: No, sir. ; C# U% \2 ~1 n: J( d+ v0 b6 v
George: Then who is? ( r( p" B _ L+ @6 K$ I2 y
Condi: Yes, sir. 0 V. t! ~7 {, a$ X# h
George: Yassir? , ]7 K8 B0 A) } `, C
Condi: No, sir.
2 q( V" y& H9 V2 \& L3 [- iGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. $ t8 e) n4 P7 I6 r, }
Condi: Kofi?
. q# z- G8 j! I$ ]+ j* bGeorge: No, thanks.
8 }' ?9 O2 |4 ICondi: You want Kofi?
9 o# L" s+ `4 g* q5 xGeorge: No.
s# e1 j* j T+ x% ICondi: You don't want Kofi.
5 S; q8 `( |2 Z* h G9 OGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. - q. p, B6 K1 C% Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
, Z5 {, S( }; q4 g% u) z+ x! iGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
4 J6 _+ D- J4 a: t3 z1 VCondi: Kofi?
7 [3 ]: b& j7 fGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
; w" u, Z" T2 k& { t- I3 x" JCondi: And call who?
# @/ g" R$ j- B* N$ E) @0 V' zGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 9 R. l* _& V2 _2 z' k$ s
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
& H4 K/ |& e; B0 P) f. s8 EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ; E4 V4 B5 z1 N9 ~" F$ `% {
Condi: Yes, sir.
, ^7 h3 K: t* q4 p* O: x- m' M1 _5 ]George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 1 Q1 T8 T6 ?2 v z7 o3 F1 V; S
Condi: Kofi. ( k3 Q) L& _# \5 m
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 h6 }/ a% S5 Z
(Condi picks up the phone.)
, J, u$ A7 I5 F7 }9 H$ ^3 m8 iCondi: Rice, here. ) O1 J2 m, _. C* X: p
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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