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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
2 y9 l/ b3 b! Z- I) _) [Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 i# o3 ?, }0 o* _0 dGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
, n; \: L4 N1 s5 f8 c+ t7 i& I' u9 ICondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 4 }0 a3 v7 S2 }7 V' j
George: That's what I want to know.
; K# p5 S6 c3 o; x; ^4 XCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 E3 q! @# C; j( @4 _" l0 mGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& s4 K0 c9 T* ~, ^1 i8 K$ }% ]Condi: Yes. * z+ D3 P1 q' \# w5 E) g
George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 n8 s4 X- M. T/ T8 MCondi: Hu.
9 M# \5 ]' C% c3 G f9 @* t) mGeorge: The guy in China.
; n; {$ N$ T& }" a2 z4 UCondi: Hu. . Z6 B: s0 d. a _/ ]+ t
George: The new leader of China.
$ h1 c9 ]: _( M0 ZCondi: Hu. ! K# }" Y# i o/ B6 I, `
George: The Chinaman!
( \( \7 a3 F# y2 j! b7 XCondi: Hu is leading China. & k( P% n+ g+ c' }) q5 u/ n" w+ d
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
; ]& k _4 q* b. e. X5 YCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ p7 |7 ~3 L0 ^1 I! xGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" m$ X0 P* H2 k& _! fCondi: That's the man's name. ' H; W7 O9 z5 r! d& g, ?# ~
George: That's who's name?
0 R! \) w" ~% l3 X3 Y5 A9 h4 kCondi: Yes. 6 d8 N8 E" q2 }1 M3 Y* w
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
4 I. P3 E3 v7 v7 ECondi: Yes, sir.
. O1 w4 z6 O, r7 @' mGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ L5 U' C7 v. A5 `! NCondi: That's correct.
- k e6 v/ R C- K( XGeorge: Then who is in China? ! Z) [ A. |( ~2 q5 j
Condi: Yes, sir. ! x& ^2 w! a7 X7 z. s0 A9 v
George: Yassir is in China? I" h$ }- f0 ?# m8 n6 N
Condi: No, sir.
/ b( t2 x0 |& [! }; b* nGeorge: Then who is?
2 n7 ?7 F! o6 u% o G2 z4 z: b( |Condi: Yes, sir.
3 I# R1 U; `" C8 L9 [George: Yassir? 5 |1 y4 I% f$ Z* q
Condi: No, sir.
' @# X: E8 l. A% Y% Q4 [# oGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
7 B4 Q* Q" X/ P6 w! ?8 sCondi: Kofi?
8 L' ]8 `; k4 e/ FGeorge: No, thanks. 9 N. M4 \) t, C6 j; w6 p
Condi: You want Kofi? 6 E' W K* e) N+ D# {/ f+ G/ i
George: No. + d, y5 X/ v( }5 y7 `+ [) I
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
/ u; Q2 {* N' d2 Q1 qGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ) n N- M; M' R
Condi: Yes, sir.
# L: [/ o5 V. J' @7 b# g% z: q$ lGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' y+ m/ o! g) L( D( ^
Condi: Kofi?
0 j. B" R2 I) Y9 }George: Milk! Will you please make the call? # ?+ T; _5 H+ W+ V8 i: d( |' ?
Condi: And call who?
# `& l: z- K$ z, R" {% `% q( s' k- uGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? " ]! x6 |9 j, F- W, [# j
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
9 m1 O- y" R8 Z0 s$ e) X! ~1 iGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 2 J' ^& ^- T$ e3 F$ Z
Condi: Yes, sir.
. z; P, B* ]$ O1 T- {" nGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. $ T: [1 ?# X# l+ b% G' d. m
Condi: Kofi. ! Y3 Y6 {& b4 B+ O8 U4 y- E
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 S1 p _# {1 _+ G: N8 H(Condi picks up the phone.)
( l! M& e9 h: [3 S1 L8 r8 fCondi: Rice, here.
# ]) I3 U% t7 fGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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