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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) $ h+ u5 C+ F$ w% c8 u# ]
3 S8 ]2 Z: }; t& H; g9 `George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( [) ?/ R( N; W+ e JCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
0 G' f, x1 t% n' V+ L+ G Y# T4 AGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 7 t, x: L( O2 d) @
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! v& L T' b% P, U0 KGeorge: That's what I want to know.
5 ~( E2 q3 h/ F3 V: i2 OCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 8 y! O3 L7 F- \( u) t
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: C1 ] Q$ B/ f$ T& iCondi: Yes.
' g2 J- m3 k" I ~; v4 u/ n' R8 J0 |George: I mean the fellow's name.
4 y N6 O0 K1 nCondi: Hu. / F: ^3 n) ]3 @* y! J7 x9 ~9 v2 o
George: The guy in China. 6 R2 l. ?7 o% F" d' P: P5 g5 h
Condi: Hu.
5 L& B' V* ?3 f: i# [$ ?! d9 X+ F) `George: The new leader of China. 0 v9 v( A# p# C, c
Condi: Hu.
& K$ b" ?+ n7 ^, _# }: @George: The Chinaman! 5 \" [' x2 `- s! [% Q* A) [% A+ J
Condi: Hu is leading China. ) l8 ^. a" E! U2 H( A. W/ U
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ; R0 `, Y# _. i3 Z/ A. z( ]# B
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ B0 O" a4 Y9 |- L) _George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 4 U3 w& O8 J0 i
Condi: That's the man's name. ; t# j7 `4 }( t8 V5 Q" R
George: That's who's name?
/ Q# ?, M1 q" X, H! hCondi: Yes.
6 h$ R) A: D2 u( e( ]7 X. fGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? . v/ y# D: s+ S9 O, k
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 [0 d9 C8 \; q. U; `; b0 |
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
. M- R; X! t Y9 k3 Q9 b" O8 tCondi: That's correct.
0 s" ~3 Z2 x3 r" I EGeorge: Then who is in China? , M9 K1 j* p: W1 R, X! }! N
Condi: Yes, sir.
- {; }# g0 L" w* IGeorge: Yassir is in China?
& j: @4 L8 ~% Q8 PCondi: No, sir. " n' V( |! y4 l/ Y. R5 S9 z
George: Then who is?
- ]2 T: M0 x5 N4 n& jCondi: Yes, sir.
* i6 v* [8 p+ `. M* z" LGeorge: Yassir? " j4 y/ I2 I4 H
Condi: No, sir. * O, k$ W* E! A( m5 w7 t
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. & T( X! K* F- C. z2 s$ m
Condi: Kofi? ) y: q: C9 s; v& k; O D2 ]3 l
George: No, thanks.
/ p# m, i5 Y6 f/ @Condi: You want Kofi? % ^; C6 R6 ~% B P) I+ @* o( N
George: No. ) v- J* Z, i( D& F
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 e; `) a( g/ j9 E* iGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
6 o3 u/ C2 S W0 G: z# g0 U( o' RCondi: Yes, sir. ) Q1 w* D" F3 L
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
H4 ?2 Q D* XCondi: Kofi? ) _9 p3 T& m8 L8 w
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 `* x, O% O. h" r3 \
Condi: And call who?
0 |5 J; Z7 f0 [" n% W( E" pGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 5 }" S. U" U. n0 Q
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
D1 r- q4 K! I6 c; H) dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
7 ]3 s! Q; J0 z" g( N ACondi: Yes, sir. * ~$ s2 Z) w& Z& I+ b4 x5 A) e
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
5 E% {; G1 L# ~5 uCondi: Kofi.
" |3 |% l3 G$ ~5 \/ _( P0 E. bGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
- V( S2 H; o d6 R; P3 f(Condi picks up the phone.) 2 F: y7 a$ Z- F! I4 P' ]
Condi: Rice, here. `& Q# H g8 M" b3 @- g r1 W
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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