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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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. o6 c5 J3 k$ }& QGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ d! `5 a, v/ [; \' i  |, `Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 r0 H: X2 W. X& ^- `  qGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
  c9 D, j1 m4 v$ u; L( t4 g1 MGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
; F& p; b! \# l3 D- {: IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
1 X& r" w" h0 o2 o' L; ~; ZCondi: Hu.
! k8 d' M; j( z5 wGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
6 @" f4 }; ?- D# GGeorge: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
. m6 D( `' Z# a' \George: The Chinaman!
: _: b. _) w, x6 M* N) DCondi: Hu is leading China.
$ B7 P% }& Q* P3 L( UGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% }! `- p; T5 Y, [. {) fGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
0 M' h% J9 _9 p4 q/ K4 Q; tCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
) k) J, ^. ?: n7 S+ J2 @Condi: Yes.
6 W2 U% ^: F7 Z" \& LGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
- O' C+ {( V  c! Y1 J5 Y" F4 k) ~; eGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
2 `; |/ I) _0 l# d) R* Y- e$ B3 K+ j* U' zCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
2 V% c2 P% B; A3 z+ oCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
& h8 F) J4 d$ A( pGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
  T, _7 q# o: M- Y+ MCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
% s3 D% V0 I' K# i& m9 mCondi: Yes, sir.
  v% i+ d5 X' S& AGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
0 j7 ~7 I' ?7 ~George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ g6 G' @# j5 I! zCondi: And call who?
* l* @3 c( l5 }/ f2 o3 UGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
, b+ D( A8 k# j4 m. dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 A6 q& b! w- `$ T. t4 s3 _Condi: Kofi.
( s7 v  g7 ?2 r3 g) M4 DGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: S9 R+ R. f( h# w0 P6 m(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
! `& \4 k+ [' c2 kGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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