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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: e5 t' w* E: T/ F8 _& t/ ZGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 1 @, r8 F2 \' @9 Q2 S
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. # o, ?6 J0 D5 L, Q. I
George: Great. Lay it on me. , Q6 g- U2 B7 }+ n
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) D+ T: ~1 n4 \4 Q' f; D; W
George: That's what I want to know.
$ B0 b& a& y2 F! u. ^' O; _+ dCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ) x) ?1 e+ ^2 Z8 K$ I; n
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ; \2 P. J1 [8 R1 W
Condi: Yes. * K y/ V- J* x! n4 }
George: I mean the fellow's name.
: B6 E% j5 j7 ^Condi: Hu. * G' ^: y3 V9 G) N5 U- v+ a, J- Z
George: The guy in China. ( u9 p& v0 z( g, T, T' d
Condi: Hu. ! H: @$ M6 o+ m3 S: y6 j& I
George: The new leader of China.
. v8 z. t0 _. E) O; iCondi: Hu.
& c+ c/ I7 j: n+ vGeorge: The Chinaman! ( a. t( `! S- ^. p
Condi: Hu is leading China.
$ H9 b9 E/ d6 X8 V* y6 QGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
+ r* c; B" I# L& W3 pCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
. L8 D7 j* p7 JGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
6 u% K* o q0 k5 p3 kCondi: That's the man's name. $ ]6 A5 X, U# j. m
George: That's who's name?
6 @+ {6 M0 ]' D% [& [ G& vCondi: Yes.
: C1 r4 n5 n5 M) U$ cGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? P( u/ j8 Q$ g8 W, |. O8 D7 a
Condi: Yes, sir.
) E' i b% O W% |! Y( J- h* KGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
, s+ q6 x2 i) f, A n$ l, pCondi: That's correct. + G8 d' r) W5 C# `
George: Then who is in China?
+ {( x& ?" p& j! O% R! m" M9 cCondi: Yes, sir. , ^0 _7 U+ J- C \, b p) M
George: Yassir is in China? 8 ~% u& p- j) m/ g+ Z/ D
Condi: No, sir. 7 r5 \7 B- E ^3 M/ F7 ~
George: Then who is?
, B! U3 }6 q- a* n+ g& G9 cCondi: Yes, sir.
- S+ o: l; R. K7 K5 _2 L9 ^George: Yassir? ' U! q. l! S+ _. c' s/ Z
Condi: No, sir.
$ E3 y3 i1 Y: l, o- S7 aGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * K; t* o! r3 ~; t% Z
Condi: Kofi?
4 H8 M) U1 Y _9 s! o) O2 }George: No, thanks.
' @: y) U: F$ z9 Y: }Condi: You want Kofi? 9 H/ p) T j. O7 ?$ j. ~
George: No. & m* I1 A( i( b: w+ V
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
3 ?% z% p) b1 n5 `. ?- tGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
( b7 ?# K/ h# I; F: P+ v2 @/ YCondi: Yes, sir.
9 v# R9 V1 y) c2 rGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
/ Y4 h/ ?/ o( x4 I, _2 mCondi: Kofi?
, }7 U# y$ g+ O& ?& Q% ~5 N3 ~9 C9 vGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
) J; f4 F% j4 d$ s4 x& [* w: LCondi: And call who? 7 @% t# L9 s3 w2 A
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? / T; `! j d8 F8 j, V
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 6 C. t, t6 c" H, Z6 o6 x3 z+ d
George: Will you stay out of China?! ; R* f$ {" K6 }' P; T5 ^6 ~+ a
Condi: Yes, sir. ( i7 P' ?8 r% y. e/ L, q$ k- ~
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ @: b, R" M5 l2 O0 y! DCondi: Kofi.
* L5 m3 q! G @" kGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
m$ Y- A. q; e* x v- f* `6 J, U5 W(Condi picks up the phone.)
! z& J1 H( Q- ~6 kCondi: Rice, here.
# v* o' L4 O7 |' QGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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