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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " O0 r- J# d3 q
* ~+ W; i* v# d% {; X8 U# ^9 LGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 R8 O- I8 k! } m) X/ QCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
% A" ~5 z) z$ |6 ?& ~George: Great. Lay it on me.
G9 i; G* b) X% J# D7 Y2 \+ M/ q1 iCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ( W6 m2 v+ T5 ^& Y
George: That's what I want to know. / b. Q: }' q( R* @
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 5 i1 `9 K. E* X+ s/ c5 ]
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
7 N* h5 b; i4 SCondi: Yes. 6 \# q7 f& o. p' c- Z( {2 O! _, P
George: I mean the fellow's name.
% _0 G1 p9 j5 ]( ^" VCondi: Hu. / ~# V+ v8 i! a4 s8 Q3 ?" G9 h' ~
George: The guy in China.
U. T N' i% g* m0 ZCondi: Hu. + r' h- G/ H4 l# S3 g" Q5 b7 }
George: The new leader of China.
+ t) @4 i. `* X. t5 t% L; LCondi: Hu. & |: A5 B9 {- T, H$ K
George: The Chinaman! / Z, T. o; |: W7 ~' b& m; n( t
Condi: Hu is leading China. 0 D7 o+ D; b8 E, \5 R6 j, x. s
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 2 D$ ?# h" z- w5 g2 J
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 6 [& u3 } o6 L
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
9 u+ n6 P+ v M# C0 d* }- t1 wCondi: That's the man's name. 2 @& S" H" P6 a8 f7 [
George: That's who's name?
; }. ?1 k" _9 \# K+ zCondi: Yes. . C: u7 b- a6 L }9 F5 L
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? # u: H9 W4 T$ a7 g, Z; d3 W) i( v
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 G I% _" d" P2 j- c: ]- q' TGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
/ ? z0 N f6 f: w& K bCondi: That's correct.
' D1 P' l( x& A! p: P; KGeorge: Then who is in China? 0 U# Y% z3 B* w( ~& e
Condi: Yes, sir.
' q2 z& u3 _( E2 }9 kGeorge: Yassir is in China? ! H* w" T+ C: j
Condi: No, sir.
$ S7 t, p0 _) @* t. i$ yGeorge: Then who is?
' S# K1 x$ H3 {0 c. a, Z7 ]Condi: Yes, sir.
0 h0 `+ j1 S; w% d3 oGeorge: Yassir? * ?7 u% ?5 \5 T. N: f, c
Condi: No, sir.
j. S1 f# d$ e. d# sGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
* Q# U; m: n0 P. c8 lCondi: Kofi? ; t6 Q; e8 k+ M/ R8 T3 k
George: No, thanks.
: ^. M$ Y- J, F r& n0 ~Condi: You want Kofi? / x5 ~7 X, n Y4 v
George: No.
% e% |/ j F5 {, f! u" C' ~3 WCondi: You don't want Kofi.
0 |2 ^3 N q, Q& LGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + R' \3 p' g* o. l+ M! U
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 h3 U$ `( B1 vGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
9 R# m3 F; E" e; V+ HCondi: Kofi? ' v4 O9 m4 ?! S' ^
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? * m9 C3 l! W% t
Condi: And call who? * { t; r' J3 ^5 J! O( o. E1 l2 \
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
& I. Z0 [8 L9 `6 S) i o& HCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 6 z$ D0 }8 j# }8 \; |
George: Will you stay out of China?!
' B2 Z" N M! _3 E6 [Condi: Yes, sir.
4 w/ l9 ]$ A. T9 z3 D5 i$ DGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
6 _+ D4 J' {* ]* V% Q7 A9 DCondi: Kofi. & a8 x5 v5 c5 K" s
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & _4 N4 P. o' _8 y- g( J
(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 l# `9 r! l6 N0 BCondi: Rice, here. 3 X2 X: Y0 ~* M# ]' P! A& g) p6 @3 g
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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