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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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# z% W/ `, T' AGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 7 u8 M5 y" b# U# b9 l& e- ^) S+ }, E
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; ?: d5 A1 r2 j; t! p: KGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
4 @ _4 |7 T1 @5 `, DCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. - c1 q7 ^& z8 ]3 m; ]
George: That's what I want to know.
i# v# K% ]& x0 C& ]7 aCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ j7 G I% b) _George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 _/ E& }# C! z8 r1 r, j
Condi: Yes. 2 A, t$ m" i* |2 _/ ~& u3 l5 a
George: I mean the fellow's name.
1 [/ p- T0 c+ I2 a; V2 d" X! ICondi: Hu.
# v6 n5 l" Y8 A; VGeorge: The guy in China. + U2 M! ]* f- J/ z, S. h
Condi: Hu.
8 [: T6 g( i) R, E2 rGeorge: The new leader of China. 0 L8 o* n8 r: G p) E; b
Condi: Hu. 1 U' {7 @) c8 v; O( W
George: The Chinaman!
; \. _/ X: s9 Z3 i" x+ e8 hCondi: Hu is leading China.
+ A. s5 ^. D1 y. ~! E5 r# @. tGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
+ D% O: S0 Y" S! A* n7 hCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; J, y& b8 _1 z+ m8 b$ D$ MGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 7 b1 z. z+ I; `
Condi: That's the man's name. " t% }: z$ L) O+ ^. F. ~, a% S
George: That's who's name? $ \, v$ A7 @2 x+ f0 P
Condi: Yes. # e, D$ w; j0 ?( j
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ v( t# s5 X- b2 O0 J2 VCondi: Yes, sir.
5 F) |2 P3 R7 A1 K/ k UGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ R0 Z5 F9 f) A2 | qCondi: That's correct. 1 J1 T+ Y& H! N2 I
George: Then who is in China? - M* D5 Y9 R& m1 }4 C- v
Condi: Yes, sir.
% }$ h$ h2 y8 r" ?George: Yassir is in China?
. k8 M" E* F; w8 x- f# K. B; GCondi: No, sir. . R1 j4 \# A' o6 _/ p, T
George: Then who is? 8 B# x; W9 V1 E! F' L
Condi: Yes, sir. ( L. \ Z6 }4 j: U" G4 J
George: Yassir? & X! Y, q) }& V; V+ \* l! O" m
Condi: No, sir. # W, x5 b" ^$ H3 T
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
; `, ^( ?1 O. f3 f a2 M. rCondi: Kofi?
5 S {" n- s4 D$ o7 qGeorge: No, thanks.
7 J j, N2 w) |1 C- H% u; CCondi: You want Kofi? + p b7 G: N' ?! I7 M% A
George: No. ' M( I; q; Z1 o# e# B+ H: I) |$ P
Condi: You don't want Kofi. . @5 t0 y% _2 a$ h- K% Z7 s! H# r) R
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Y% F0 I; S$ \' f
Condi: Yes, sir. + p! e; ^2 \8 U0 }7 l2 X
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
9 i6 H6 V- P6 N: S$ N# ~& h- s) ICondi: Kofi? 8 m$ T/ D% o- i5 ?5 z. S6 ^
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? & E; n; b- b) E0 ^
Condi: And call who?
3 T4 `" Y% U7 s; qGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? % _7 G8 A. V V, P I+ M$ w7 e
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 O! ^5 [4 L8 k5 c
George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 j+ i( o, a3 M ?# x- m! \2 V( {
Condi: Yes, sir.
" [; H) a6 e$ ^# X2 Y! }* TGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. _$ h9 g- {: s2 [8 ~) {7 U
Condi: Kofi.
* e. T* J! }. A; J Y" v* @George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* K. U# [4 t3 s# W(Condi picks up the phone.) * G# f1 o7 }- U, I
Condi: Rice, here. * u8 u* \# B+ o
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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