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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. # d( i0 o7 i4 P; f" a) z4 [
, x9 O: F- B8 M% _, ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. $ ^1 k. @ ?% [% V+ e6 A8 }+ D
& p& E* y1 B& v R; O: i/ zToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ! X3 z0 k; j! e+ Q9 M. ?0 a
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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/ p( a6 m1 n7 r9 R% [7 u. NOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. # d$ m Y. ?7 d. k" m
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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