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2 m% W9 v8 T3 h/ n, fWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - l* M6 s; G7 i I3 A$ L# j3 h0 T3 Z
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ' J4 t6 \; P! j
+ s( l# ]3 q% g3 C6 uToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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/ }3 @$ Q# D8 pWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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. P3 H+ p3 M2 ^0 V( @; W1 _. y6 C6 ~If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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# P% R$ p7 K1 SOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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$ @2 a; i. y$ w, Q+ zA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 7 {2 J1 D; G: n( T9 s) m- s' u
5 y' r! a4 K/ m9 ?7 D- {Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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