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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 2 l7 B) ^! O# A5 z) F0 V. o
6 {2 j" D q6 k7 N- g% w% ~Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 2 M( I- V( R( s) D
! O1 N8 W; ?5 [' h5 K- R$ n8 SWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 1 _# q9 y, A3 v! {
q: |( Y0 x0 x9 g9 Q; W9 oIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( X1 l/ ?4 C5 F5 G5 c& @
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. % g( { }) H0 g" J$ @3 ^4 C6 E
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. J/ O, Z" v; ]- Y
6 m: U. G' c* \( k' W) ~3 \# p% A2 AMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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