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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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3 S/ s" ^, l& f" g$ zToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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$ J& U0 ~1 U/ M/ b6 D v: ^When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - a" o6 N; p; i# S# S* }* M
3 M& \- P" Z4 ]" l% O% d" jIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 3 Q. g( R; }- K9 e1 t
) D6 j: E0 B# F4 ~On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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* s0 m4 e/ h" L: KA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 @* J7 R- t! a% }) Z( R& [( a
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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