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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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6 Y3 g% n. A& ?4 }9 W- ITrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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; D+ l- \8 ~: z/ `; ?When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. # R3 j7 G0 j5 w3 a+ f) d
( L5 g! y# p& s# ~1 yIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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5 U5 X$ }/ s. i! @; DOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , g) L+ G6 V* [
; ^, V+ N; i2 Q( a4 J( YMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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