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& {4 |( R) o- C8 XWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. " v7 D( y" g2 t4 a5 k. G
. H6 b5 K9 g2 S, I R% STrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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8 K6 O: v7 a5 a: ~Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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- a' z6 R+ n+ m jWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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/ A& x8 j H2 [' Y$ I: X% tIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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3 `* V V, [: n7 @5 l! _A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ! [9 ]# |* y9 J1 q0 W% Q( R4 o
! ~7 ?( \' L! D! J8 cMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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