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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?* D1 z/ Q" x1 Q* l6 l1 F4 f
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
' J H: v+ j' o4 G4 L' \% A: i* J When you are done you will have a place to live.7 [- f' @& h7 v$ x' v+ }# D
4 d( [8 P) N0 [8 q2 F9 K( VQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& {" k, F) o5 d+ W7 _7 W) \. h) M0 j
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
$ t, n& J3 B! f. Z) ]& K" ~: nA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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. Q( X. H% l4 {6 YQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?$ C6 [( t8 m. T8 i* t3 a5 w
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 R! }+ p/ c. T' G8 L
2 z+ o, ~! A. X1 O2 T4 s! v c& o2 NQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: W: R3 M: x, d/ p7 r2 ~! {% cA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.: k9 A$ y: }3 A$ V
# s% }1 V" Z. E2 C4 M! o5 z: ^% pQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, c* V4 u% M. n& DA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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+ B& Y# y3 B# {1 k9 uQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
" d% `) c9 p j H+ S3 r, oA: Their foreheads.- m5 w9 ?/ t6 c. n3 R9 p
5 N& ~" b k1 ~; u6 N7 b' g5 ZQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
6 u1 ?" _8 F: \0 `; v! vA: "I remember these." |
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