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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?% a V: h% w0 c* h7 | u# t9 O
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* ~/ g# q m3 u1 h8 V When you are done you will have a place to live.
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9 C9 E3 p* P3 k# u, r" L! w yQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
3 A. j ~1 X( V6 O9 ?A: Tell him you're pregnant.: V+ u: g, ]& v) s' l Y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
6 X& p: x, w0 a* c( ~A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?) @. c! W# V8 ^$ U
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 l$ y/ X* h; e& ]
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
& d+ t! l7 | `/ x% U8 ~) m; ^$ [& `A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
b T3 A ?) X& Q2 `A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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& G+ V$ e0 U/ T! w9 gQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
& K% ?2 k/ M) {A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?' {* A9 Y5 } w& i# a
A: "I remember these." |
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