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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 Y; D4 I7 i8 {# [9 z. {1 U$ J5 m( \0 LA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
# }% H* Q5 F5 n) m/ E When you are done you will have a place to live.6 `- t7 F- {" p. v$ d
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?8 W. [1 R. Z$ b7 v! h1 D6 O9 V
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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9 _$ X# n# x+ \ W6 mQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' a# H5 x0 f0 MA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., W p8 v0 F& T
9 Q$ r$ D5 M" r6 a5 PQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
: b' S$ p+ W8 @+ }! `0 {A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?( {/ |$ E$ O) o1 ^1 c
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.0 F# j5 r& \ @6 U1 C
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?9 C6 w% ?3 S) B! R! a3 M4 e
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 Z. H0 ^& l7 \2 n1 y
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 d" q6 J. d2 D' T' i+ ]8 T
A: Their foreheads.
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: M3 w' W& l+ RQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 J; |$ f; D1 J7 h I
A: "I remember these." |
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