Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, @9 V" j/ C3 Y& Z: ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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6 n, K8 |# D. xQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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( B+ @$ }3 ]" w% H& r5 MQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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* {$ L$ n( f+ F  r0 g2 J9 T2 XQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
0 O$ X1 ]8 ~$ e. Z/ I% |2 l: ]6 nA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

0 Z5 z) p/ ^- ?( _3 u& S/ [Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
8 N. }4 `8 A. o' S" w5 p- C' aA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 q) H# f0 Y7 b/ _% |4 a; ZQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

% S# [% |0 B6 Y- p6 gQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
6 o  z" O3 D9 T- ?A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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