Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' X5 P) V  n3 o: {- d" U1 RA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
% B6 H1 i3 A: ?A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
! Q# N+ b. c& V2 L0 jA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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$ r5 c4 P0 G$ J& XQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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( U( B: Y% Z# L, _, MQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
8 ]9 Q' c, d7 m) A0 Y" `. ZA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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