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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?! N" i$ u. e2 X+ K! @( F
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.; d/ y q7 A, c8 z- q
When you are done you will have a place to live.$ x2 i* u7 P; z$ P; W% {3 F
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: U0 q% l3 u0 A* j0 C3 G" SA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* x0 f. Y n" c IQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?9 a* b+ |- O3 o/ X3 a# k+ L
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) S }4 u; J8 o( I7 z: I% HA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?( W ]$ G+ G# U) @) e6 L) z
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem." O% j. p% B6 d$ @. K" _+ B2 n0 [
. m& ]3 M6 v5 R6 G% e \Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
) d1 Y9 w C, ~+ ^3 _* A/ cA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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6 m; d2 s, Z3 f- R. r! YQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ M; J6 f2 [/ a) eA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?6 i& a- s3 L3 A) C3 j
A: "I remember these." |
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