Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
3 y4 g* a9 d) d/ I9 S     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 t6 f( H. {) L/ z/ kA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
2 F$ b# v  l! yA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

+ z8 F3 ]2 B) F  }Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) k% X, m3 t; _0 _A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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3 m8 l# i% p% E0 X: QQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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5 j( w6 g) r& }! R+ j- dQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
. l( T, B" `8 }A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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